Just asked a girl out

[Prolapsed Anus]

>walking home from my grandpa’s funeral yesterday afternoon
>depressed, decide to sit down at a park bench
>see a girl eyefucking me repeatedly on the bench opposite me
>just my type
>I wave and she waves back with a smile
>see she’s about to leave and start panicking as I hurry to introduce myself
>think of a shitty pickup line and pray for the best
>”You know it’s a crime to look so good”
>she laughs
>FUCK SHE’S LAUGHING AT ME
>she changes her tone and I realise she’s actually interested in me
>ends up coming back to my place and we watch a film then go to sleep
>say to her “I’ll see you next time gorgeous”
>her response: “let me go I just want to see my parents”
>”aha me too”
Tfw I’ve finally made it

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

Hopeful story. Thank you for motivation.

 

[Crescogenic]

beautiful

 

[Prolapsed Anus]

Hopeful story. Thank you for motivation.

No worries bro. I’m taking her to chuck e cheese next week. Can’t wait.

 

[Crescogenic]

sorry about ur grandpa bro

 

[Deleted member 3328]

You got this bro

 

[NiBBaCel]

fag for not netflix & chill her

 

[Prolapsed Anus]

sorry about ur grandpa bro

Thank you for your kind words

You got this bro

cheers bud

 

[pisslord]

Very nice, @Prolapsed Anus.

 

[BigBoy]

>and then i woke up
mfw

 

[Prolapsed Anus]

>and then i woke up
mfw

U jealous fag

 

[BigBoy]

U jealous fag

ok prolapsed anus

 

[toolateforme]

and she will ghost you.

literally what happened to me.

 

[Prolapsed Anus]

and she will ghost you.

literally what happened to me.

Fight me in a discord call rn cunt

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

 

[Prolapsed Anus]

 

[toolateforme]

Fight me in a discord call rn cunt

add me bitch
strobe#9289

 

[GenericChad1444]

>walking home from my grandpa’s funeral yesterday afternoon
>depressed, decide to sit down at a park bench
>see a guy eyefucking me repeatedly on the bench opposite me
>just my type
>I wave and he waves back with a smile
>see he’s about to leave and start panicking as I hurry to introduce myself
>think of a shitty pickup line and pray for the best
>”You know it’s a crime to look so good”
>he laughs
>FUCK HE’S LAUGHING AT ME
>he changes her tone and I realise he’s actually interested in me
>ends up coming back to my place and we watch a film then go to sleep
>say to him “I’ll see you next time gorgeous”
>his response: “let me go I just want to see my parents”
>”aha me too”
Tfw I’ve finally made it

 

[Prolapsed Anus]

add me bitch
strobe#9289

Done, just like I did ur mom

 

[toolateforme]

Done, just like I did ur mom

what did you say you little bitch? do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

 

[Prolapsed Anus]

what did you say you little bitch? do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

no but I kiss yours with it

 

[TheMewingBBC]

Good job bro

No worries bro. I’m taking her to Chuck E Cheese next week. Can’t wait.

Nigga tf

 

[Deleted member 39]

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