Kings Speech #21

[Hunter]

Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
And the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two
Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
We're a fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked up dads
It's a fucked up cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So what you want to do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you
You want to fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up soul with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck" two more times
That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows this song
You want to fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
Hooo-aaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You... can't... bring... me... (bring me)... down
I... don't... think... so
I don't want some
You... better... check... your... (check it)... self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My... choco... late.. Star... fish.. punk
Kiss... my... star... fish
My... choco... late... Star... fish
You want to fuck me like an animal
You want to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

 

[The Dude Abides]

why?

 

[androidcel]

 

[NickGurr]

This week, on Tard Hunters

 

[Hunter]

why?

im being paid to do this

 

[JellyBelly]

Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

 

[The Dude Abides]

im being paid to do this

proof?

 

[NickGurr]

Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

If you dont let them harden up then hang them around you house youre wasting your time

 

[Hunter]

proof?

That is none of your concern.

 

[JellyBelly]

If you dont let them harden up then hang them around you house youre wasting your time

U wanna see some pictures?

 

[NickGurr]

U wanna see some pictures?

Of course

 

[JellyBelly]

Of course

Spoiler: .

 

[NickGurr]

Spoiler: .

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Hm

 

[Alexanderr]