LARPers BEWARE: foids have started carrying measuring tape around

[kal]

This weird dude started talking to this Stacy about dating and such…eventually they start talking about her preferences for height.

She says “six foot” or something and asks how tall he is. He says he doesn’t know (bullshit) and guesses at about 6’0”.

Next thing you know she pulls out her keys and unveils a retractable portable measuring tape.

He is 5’10”. And it is over before it ever began.

 

[socialcel]

damn bro if you’re 5’10 in shoes what are you barefoot

 

[socialcel]

niggas will claim “about 6 foot” while being 5’7. jfl

 

[bugeater23]

LTB

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

„stacy“

 

[Deleted member 52404]

I'd go er on her, deform her face completely along with her vagina, while saying this is only because you brought a tape and tried to measure me. And then peacefully kill myself knowing I have ruined 1 foids life

 

[kanderior]

This isn't happening to anyone irl, stop spreading fear mongering demoralization bullshit. And anyway you shouldn't inflate your barefoot height by more than an inch regardless (maybe 2 inches if you want to include shoes too/wear lifts).

 

[kal]

How you gonna see photos of something happening and say “this isn’t happening”

 

[GreedIcon]

nah, thats a sensationalist schizo rambling, but if some slut tried to do this bullshit to me, shes going to have to say goodbye to her measure tape before i slam it trough the floor it in 10000 pieces

 

[kanderior]

How you gonna see photos of something happening and say “this isn’t happening”

bro it's not going to become the norm for women to start bringing measuring tapes to dates to verify guys' height claims just because you saw some weirdo doing it. And even if it happens to you just tell her it's creepy and weird and leave, if you're dealing with a chick that is autistic enough to do something like that it's already over anyway. But like I said this shouldn't be a problem if you don't fraud more than 1-2 inches, if you really feel the need to fraud 3+ inches you're probably visibly a manlet in which case it doesn't matter what number you say.

 

[kanderior]

nah, thats a sensationalist schizo rambling, but if some slut tried to do this bullshit to me, shes going to have to say goodbye to her measure tape before i slam it trough the floor it in 10000 pieces

yeah I'd just tell her she's a weirdo and leave, simple. It's not even about "getting caught larping", it's just rude and creepy behavior that no one should consider normal or accept.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000000]

if you stuck around long enough you would probably see that guy letting the girls put makeup on him, thinking it will get him laid.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000000]

avg normie party where "nothing's going on" = time to humiliate the betas

 

[marek937]

tales from dwarf basements of mumbai

 

[dimorphism]

Me coming to italy to check on @the BULL

 

[Xangsane]

he looks ltn

 

[Gilly]

This weird dude started talking to this Stacy about dating and such…eventually they start talking about her preferences for height.

She says “six foot” or something and asks how tall he is. He says he doesn’t know (bullshit) and guesses at about 6’0”.

Next thing you know she pulls out her keys and unveils a retractable portable measuring tape.

He is 5’10”. And it is over before it ever began.

First of all wtaf
Second of all how does one even obtain her build

 

[Patient A]

1. Jews
2. Women