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Today I went into the office and immediately see two guys at a desk, one 6'2 White MTN and one 5'9 Black HTN. The Black guy was holding a protractor against the White guy's jaw, meaning his gonial angle, I know this because I heard him say "Your gonial angle sucks bitch!", the White guy responded with "It's over for you though, manlet". I went over to them, confused and dumbfounded. How has looksmaxxing gone this viral, this quick?
I explained to the Black guy that he can always get LL surgery and showed him a few options. He thanked me and told me I needed a rhinoplasty asap or it's death for me. I agreed and the White guy said he's about to fire off an email to Eppley for this suboptimal gonial angle. I asked the White guy to show me his side profile and I ascertained that he also needed a BIMAX procedure. He tried to counter me by asking if he could bonesmash his chin, but I told him that it's cope that doesn't work. He was upset at this but took it as a challenge. The Black guy had slight NCT too but I didn't want to dishearten him anymore as I know that he is in for a long emotional rollercoaster with his LL surgery, which has a long recovery period.
We went on to discuss many topics, such as Gandy vs O'Pry, Hacker vs Kater, and the eligibility requirements to talk to various groups of girls. We agreed that to qualify to talk to a Stacy in 2023 it's 6'6+, 7PSL+, Multibillionaire minimum. The requirement to exist within a 10 metre vicinity of a white MTB in London is 6'0+, HTN minimum with at least 50k in the bank, which was something we could all agree on after a lengthy discussion.
TLDR: Looksmaxxing and blackpill has gone mainstream, it's over for us inkwells here who thought we were ahead of the curve.
I explained to the Black guy that he can always get LL surgery and showed him a few options. He thanked me and told me I needed a rhinoplasty asap or it's death for me. I agreed and the White guy said he's about to fire off an email to Eppley for this suboptimal gonial angle. I asked the White guy to show me his side profile and I ascertained that he also needed a BIMAX procedure. He tried to counter me by asking if he could bonesmash his chin, but I told him that it's cope that doesn't work. He was upset at this but took it as a challenge. The Black guy had slight NCT too but I didn't want to dishearten him anymore as I know that he is in for a long emotional rollercoaster with his LL surgery, which has a long recovery period.
We went on to discuss many topics, such as Gandy vs O'Pry, Hacker vs Kater, and the eligibility requirements to talk to various groups of girls. We agreed that to qualify to talk to a Stacy in 2023 it's 6'6+, 7PSL+, Multibillionaire minimum. The requirement to exist within a 10 metre vicinity of a white MTB in London is 6'0+, HTN minimum with at least 50k in the bank, which was something we could all agree on after a lengthy discussion.
TLDR: Looksmaxxing and blackpill has gone mainstream, it's over for us inkwells here who thought we were ahead of the curve.
