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Most men are too facially fucked to be clean shaven sorry



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the picture is edited. in the original post he didn't have a beard
 
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the picture is edited. in the original post he didn't have a beard
Yeah but its insane how much hair style and having a stubble ascends men
 
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the picture is edited. in the original post he didn't have a beard
Yea but it shows how important beard maxxing is like he went from truecel to actually looking pretty good ngl
 
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Blonde men and gingers even more ascend the most from having facial hair and longer hair. The lighter and straighter your hair is the longer your hair should be up to a certain point (shoulder lenght) while also having some facial hair
 
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"when did mark Zuckerberg become my type"

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-Tranny gorilla 2024
 
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Blonde men and gingers even more ascend the most from having facial hair and longer hair. The lighter and straighter your hair is the longer your hair should be up to a certain point (shoulder lenght) while also having some facial hair
need to take a holiday off for that. in the first weeks blonde beard will look greasy as it isn't as visible as brown/black colour
 
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You're somewhat neotenous I don't think you'll look good with stubble tbh
What makes me look neotenous? Do I look younger than I am?
 
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CEOs and politicians rarely have beards. They hightrustmaxxing in order to hide the fact that they are darktriadmaxxed.
 
You're somewhat neotenous I don't think you'll look good with stubble tbh
Him being neotenous is the exact reason he should beardmaxx zucc also looks neotenous but looks like a dilf with a beard
 
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Him being neotenous is the exact reason he should beardmaxx zucc also looks neotenous but looks like a dilf with a beard
True but bigger issue for zucc is he looks very non nt with his shit hair and clean shaven
 
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Like an alien or some shit
 
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CEOs and politicians rarely have beards. They hightrustmaxxing in order to hide the fact that they are darktriadmaxxed.
Yes. zuck can't just pull the darktriad beard look, he has to look nerdy and profesional for image
 

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