MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS TO SLAY IN 2021

[Deleted member 6373]

REQUIREMENTS:

JORDAN BARRETT FACE AND BODY OF JEFF SEID
MILLIONAIRE
LUXURY CARS, BOATS, AIRPLANES, HELICOPTERS, YACHTS, LUXURY BOATS, ETC
Mansions
TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD
FUCKING MINIMUM ONE HOUR
1.90
Aryan and Norse
MATHEMATICALLY PERFECT FACE
DEPILATED
SKIN WITHOUT IMPERFECTIONS
TESTOSTERONE TO COMPLETE
HANDLING OF WEAPONS OF WAR
KNOW 5 MARTIAL ARTS
CI 200
5 COLLEGE DEGREES
AND DOCTORATES
STATUS UP TO 100
MANY FRIENDS
POLITICAL POWER, CONTACTS, NARCOS, ETC
ELITE FAMIILY
BODY FAT 10%
BELONGING TO A SECRET SOCIETY
OF THE HIGH SPHERES
20 CM PENIS
MULTIMILLION INVESTMENTS IN THE STOCK MARKET AND OTHER SIDES
IT HAS 5 MULTINATIONAL COMPANIES MINIMUM
EQUITY OF 5 MILLION DOLLARS MINIMUM
KNOW ALL THE KAMASUTRA
be a high ranking military man
participate in 3 elite special forces
know 10 languages
be CEO
know soft skills trade sell
know how to navigate the high seas
know how to play the guitar and other instruments
be very read
perfect genetics from birth
train at least 4 full hours
know how to handle airplanes
have a secret bunker just in case
have an attitude of psychopath, sociopath, etc.
having been in prison for serious crimes
have spaceships
Having visited other planets



and all that to fuck an ethnic 3/10

 

[Deleted member 6373]

Bump

 

[nastynas]

why you doxxing bro

 

[Deleted member 6373]

.

 

[Beetlejuice]

what about dick size

 

[Deleted member 6373]

what about dick size

+20 cm

 

[Deleted member 5634]

This was a very comprehensive guide. Thank u OP

 

[tyronelite]

Autism

 

[Deleted member 2012]

Multiply every number in this thread by 20% and you may be lucky to get a white becky

 

[ShineBright]

I'm poor, have no personality, have 12 accounts of assault 2 murders and 38 accounts of wonton endangerment. I have a below average face, balding and no friends. But I still get laid everyday because I'm 6'1" so cope

 

[.🇹🇩.]

REQUIREMENTS:

JORDAN BARRETT FACE AND BODY OF JEFF SEID
MILLIONAIRE
LUXURY CARS, BOATS, AIRPLANES, HELICOPTERS, YACHTS, LUXURY BOATS, ETC
Mansions
TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD
FUCKING MINIMUM ONE HOUR
1.90
Aryan and Norse
MATHEMATICALLY PERFECT FACE
DEPILATED
SKIN WITHOUT IMPERFECTIONS
TESTOSTERONE TO COMPLETE
HANDLING OF WEAPONS OF WAR
KNOW 5 MARTIAL ARTS
CI 200
5 COLLEGE DEGREES
AND DOCTORATES
STATUS UP TO 100
MANY FRIENDS
POLITICAL POWER, CONTACTS, NARCOS, ETC
ELITE FAMIILY
BODY FAT 10%
BELONGING TO A SECRET SOCIETY
OF THE HIGH SPHERES
20 CM PENIS
MULTIMILLION INVESTMENTS IN THE STOCK MARKET AND OTHER SIDES
IT HAS 5 MULTINATIONAL COMPANIES MINIMUM
EQUITY OF 5 MILLION DOLLARS MINIMUM
KNOW ALL THE KAMASUTRA
be a high ranking military man
participate in 3 elite special forces
know 10 languages
be CEO
know soft skills trade sell
know how to navigate the high seas
know how to play the guitar and other instruments
be very read
perfect genetics from birth
train at least 4 full hours
know how to handle airplanes
have a secret bunker just in case
have an attitude of psychopath, sociopath, etc.
having been in prison for serious crimes
have spaceships
Having visited other planets



and all that to fuck an ethnic 3/10

You are wrong. If you even have atleast 1 of it and are not a mentalcel you are good to go slay

 

[nonserviam]

It’s indeed true
You can have all of them and barely can fuck a 5/10 average bitch

 

[Deleted member 9288]

STOP WITH THE BARRET COPE HE'S NOT GOOD LOOKING

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Just be Batman to slay

 

[some1h0peless]

I stopped reading at 'JORDAN BARRET'

 

[eyearea]

20cm dick is awerage everyone on this site has one. minimum 25cm tbh

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

Caged at “know how to navigate the high seas“

 

[Deleted member 6373]

...

 

[Deleted member 3043]

and yet people here wonder why they are not having a gf

 

[RoundHouse]

JORDAN BARRETT FACE

stopped reading at that.

 

[godlikesz]

stopped reading at that.

 

[some1h0peless]

Pure autism

 

[Taylorswift]

LOL if you had Jordan Barrett’s face, you would really need all that and more just to get laid

 

[Deleted member 6373]

stopped reading at that.

 

[Deleted member 6373]

LOL if you had Jordan Barrett’s face, you would really need all that and more just to get laid

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[Deleted member 10176]

Edits:

1.93 m
Equity of 15 million
Own $5 million underground apocalypse bunker
25cm penis

All to get a 2/10 in 2021

 

[Rasputin]

Just be 0.0000000000000000000000001%, Percentile theory.

 

[Deleted member 6373]

Bump

 

[The Bleach Pill]

lost me at "Having visited other planets"
FUCK brahs I almost made it

 

[Ritalincell]

Now imagine there is a guy out there that is all that jfl

 

[Deleted member 4209]

REQUIREMENTS:

JORDAN BARRETT FACE AND BODY OF JEFF SEID
MILLIONAIRE
LUXURY CARS, BOATS, AIRPLANES, HELICOPTERS, YACHTS, LUXURY BOATS, ETC
Mansions
TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD
FUCKING MINIMUM ONE HOUR
1.90
Aryan and Norse
MATHEMATICALLY PERFECT FACE
DEPILATED
SKIN WITHOUT IMPERFECTIONS
TESTOSTERONE TO COMPLETE
HANDLING OF WEAPONS OF WAR
KNOW 5 MARTIAL ARTS
CI 200
5 COLLEGE DEGREES
AND DOCTORATES
STATUS UP TO 100
MANY FRIENDS
POLITICAL POWER, CONTACTS, NARCOS, ETC
ELITE FAMIILY
BODY FAT 10%
BELONGING TO A SECRET SOCIETY
OF THE HIGH SPHERES
20 CM PENIS
MULTIMILLION INVESTMENTS IN THE STOCK MARKET AND OTHER SIDES
IT HAS 5 MULTINATIONAL COMPANIES MINIMUM
EQUITY OF 5 MILLION DOLLARS MINIMUM
KNOW ALL THE KAMASUTRA
be a high ranking military man
participate in 3 elite special forces
know 10 languages
be CEO
know soft skills trade sell
know how to navigate the high seas
know how to play the guitar and other instruments
be very read
perfect genetics from birth
train at least 4 full hours
know how to handle airplanes
have a secret bunker just in case
have an attitude of psychopath, sociopath, etc.
having been in prison for serious crimes
have spaceships
Having visited other planets



and all that to fuck an ethnic 3/10

i actually believe most of these because i've been on this site so long

 

[loksr]

STOP WITH THE BARRET COPE HE'S NOT GOOD LOOKING

he has lower appeal than the top tier guys he's often paired with in mog battles,
but rest assured the average girl would crawl through broken glass and then stay on her knees there to blow him

 

[Deleted member 6512]

Barrett is grannymaxxing

 

[Deleted member 10176]

grannymaxxing

*GrannyTrannyMaxxing

 

[Newkid]

1. Good face
2. End

 

[Deleted member 8902]

REQUIREMENTS:


FUCKING MINIMUM ONE HOUR
20 CM PENIS
KNOW ALL THE KAMASUTRA
having been in prison for serious crimes

I only have this, take it or leave it

 

[GeordiLeFort]

Autism

yep, at least he has maxxed that one out

 

[Pei]

Just be 0.0000000000000000000000001%, Percentile theory.

more like 0% since not a single man on earth fits all those parameter's

 

[Foreverbrad]

Things were so easy back in 2021