Monkey theory

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THE FARTHER YOU ARE AWAY FROM A MONKEY THE MORE ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE.

LIGHT HAIR AND BLUE EYES ARE PROBABLY AS FAR AWAY FROM THE TYPICLA MONKEY FEATURE OF DAKR HAIR AND DARK EYES AS POSSIBLE.

Being tall is also as far as away as possible from the shorter monkey height

Having a non protrusive lower maxilla is far away from the monkey feature of a very protrusive lower maxilla/philtrum

Minimal body hair which is attractive is as far away from mknkeyhood

Upper maxillary protrusion is far away from what monkeys have

A prominent occipital bone/a long skull is far from the flat skull of the moneky
 
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do you put normie music at the bottom to prove youre NT
 
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my rxn

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Just be a good soy theory:)
 
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I live in SEA the only whites I see here are geomaxxed sub5's, hippies or pedophiles.
 
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U sure spell like a monkey who got his hands on a keyboard for the first time
 
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TAKE THE TRAP PILL
 
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chico & kater disprove this stupid ass theory
 
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THE FARTHER YOU ARE AWAY FROM A MONKEY THE MORE ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE.

LIGHT HAIR AND BLUE EYES ARE PROBABLY AS FAR AWAY FROM THE TYPICLA MONKEY FEATURE OF DAKR HAIR AND DARK EYES AS POSSIBLE.

Being tall is also as far as away as possible from the shorter monkey height

Having a non protrusive lower maxilla is far away from the monkey feature of a very protrusive lower maxilla/philtrum

Minimal body hair which is attractive is as far away from mknkeyhood

Upper maxillary protrusion is far away from what monkeys have

A prominent occipital bone/a long skull is far from the flat skull of the moneky

Here you go, according to your theory (as far as a monkey as possible) this is what PSL 9 would look like:

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