My bluepilled parents are ashamed that I dont have a prom date

[CarrotMaxxer]

My parents got an email abt prom, asked me if I had a date and I said no
They asked if I was planning on doing a proposal or whatever they're called and I said no
They looked fucking devastated

Then they went on this big rant on how I'm too much of a loser and girls wont approach me because I'm not confident
Then I said "uh nah im just not gl"
Atp my parents start spazzing the fuck out

They talk about how I need to smile more (unironically)

This is the best part
They start complaining that I've dyed my hair brown and how "red hair suits me better"
I ask them to name one gl ginger and they deadass say "Ed Sheeran"


I proceed to call ed sheeran ugly and my parents call me delusional

sadge

 

[News]

Brutal I always hated being complained to by my parents

 

[GabachoCopium]

lmao

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Dye hair brown and get a tan for an easy 0.5 psl ascension

 

[Tai Lung]

i asked my mom to name one gl ginger and she said wheatwaffles

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

Dye hair brown and get a tan for an easy 0.5 psl ascension

i alr did

 

[efidescontinuado]

It's always brutal how oldcels, who lived in a completely different reality, have the audacity to make fun of you, and then blurt out the most bluepilled advices.

 

[maximuslaid]

My parents are blackpilled and they keep bullying me because of my appearance since i was 11 which makes me super insecure and non nt

 

[TheReckons]

Dye hair brown and get a tan for an easy 0.5 psl ascension

Dye always looks artifical

 

[ascension]

My parents got an email abt prom, asked me if I had a date and I said no
They asked if I was planning on doing a proposal or whatever they're called and I said no
They looked fucking devastated

Then they went on this big rant on how I'm too much of a loser and girls wont approach me because I'm not confident
Then I said "uh nah im just not gl"
Atp my parents start spazzing the fuck out

They talk about how I need to smile more (unironically)

This is the best part
They start complaining that I've dyed my hair brown and how "red hair suits me better"
I ask them to name one gl ginger and they deadass say "Ed Sheeran"


I proceed to call ed sheeran ugly and my parents call me delusional

sadge

This is so relatable jfl, they've always worried about me not having a gf. When I mention my looks they go insane.

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

Dye always looks artifical

By itself yeah, but if you get a tan + dye your eyebrows then it can work

 

[blatonslatt]

Dye hair brown and get a tan for an easy 0.5 psl ascension

i wanna get a tan without touching the sun but its too fucking hard

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

i wanna get a tan without touching the sun but its too fucking hard

i gotchu
astaxanthin + lycopene, should see results after 6 months, took too long so i didnt do it
BB cream its makeup but idgaf i look like a dark triad mogger sigma with it
Do one or the other, just make sure nobody finds out ur wearing bb cream

 

[blatonslatt]

i gotchu
astaxanthin + lycopene, should see results after 6 months, took too long so i didnt do it
BB cream its makeup but idgaf i look like a dark triad mogger sigma with it
Do one or the other, just make sure nobody finds out ur wearing bb cream

wat about beta carotene it just arrived today, did i buy it for no reason?

bb cream doesnt work for me, im pale and bought a tan one and it looked horribly fake but it did cover my entire face well and wasnt blotchy

maybe i need to find a pale one to match my skintone

 

[mog_or_be_mogged]

im not even going to prom jfl waste of money tbh

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

wat about beta carotene it just arrived today, did i buy it for no reason?

bb cream doesnt work for me, im pale and bought a tan one and it looked horribly fake but it did cover my entire face well and wasnt blotchy

maybe i need to find a pale one to match my skintone

beta carotene makes ur skin orange, lycopene is yellow and astaxanthin is red
ig you could take all of them at once, id imagine that would get expensive though
have you tried a diff shade of bb cream?

 

[blatonslatt]

beta carotene makes ur skin orange, lycopene is yellow and astaxanthin is red
ig you could take all of them at once, id imagine that would get expensive though
have you tried a diff shade of bb cream?

im assuming u use bb cream, can u link me the exact one u buy and ill buy it rn

and im willing to take all 3 at once, ive heard of ppl taking beta carotene + astaxanthin at the same time but not all 3

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

im assuming u use bb cream, can u link me the exact one u buy and ill buy it rn

and im willing to take all 3 at once, ive heard of ppl taking beta carotene + astaxanthin at the same time but not all 3

yeah i took all 3, i can link u the bb cream, hopefully it works for you

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

does anybody here wanna be my prom date?

 

[Klasik01]

My parents got an email abt prom, asked me if I had a date and I said no
They asked if I was planning on doing a proposal or whatever they're called and I said no
They looked fucking devastated

Then they went on this big rant on how I'm too much of a loser and girls wont approach me because I'm not confident
Then I said "uh nah im just not gl"
Atp my parents start spazzing the fuck out

They talk about how I need to smile more (unironically)

This is the best part
They start complaining that I've dyed my hair brown and how "red hair suits me better"
I ask them to name one gl ginger and they deadass say "Ed Sheeran"


I proceed to call ed sheeran ugly and my parents call me delusional

sadge

Both of my parents are bluepilled to death, they only say it's about personality but I already destroyed their arguments with the blackpill (statistics/psychology/gender relationships) and hope they understand my situation.

 

[thereallegend]

your delusional parents are the reason why you're a failure

 

[northern mogger]

Just remember you parents grew up in a very different time, less standards and hypergamy

 

[HerpDerpson]

Tell them how it is - it's because of their inferior genes.

 

[LordSergiXX63]

My parents got an email abt prom, asked me if I had a date and I said no
They asked if I was planning on doing a proposal or whatever they're called and I said no
They looked fucking devastated

Then they went on this big rant on how I'm too much of a loser and girls wont approach me because I'm not confident
Then I said "uh nah im just not gl"
Atp my parents start spazzing the fuck out

They talk about how I need to smile more (unironically)

This is the best part
They start complaining that I've dyed my hair brown and how "red hair suits me better"
I ask them to name one gl ginger and they deadass say "Ed Sheeran"


I proceed to call ed sheeran ugly and my parents call me delusional

sadge

Did go to prom with a girl but can totally see this happening.

Just tell them that you’ll go next year

And that you’re going with friends instead (which people do anyhow) because you’re not looking for a gf right now. Idk make up some bullshit so they don’t harass you about it

 

[okwiwhd]

My parents got an email abt prom, asked me if I had a date and I said no
They asked if I was planning on doing a proposal or whatever they're called and I said no
They looked fucking devastated

Then they went on this big rant on how I'm too much of a loser and girls wont approach me because I'm not confident
Then I said "uh nah im just not gl"
Atp my parents start spazzing the fuck out

They talk about how I need to smile more (unironically)

This is the best part
They start complaining that I've dyed my hair brown and how "red hair suits me better"
I ask them to name one gl ginger and they deadass say "Ed Sheeran"


I proceed to call ed sheeran ugly and my parents call me delusional

sadge

I have parents like yours, they r gaslighting u.

 

[okwiwhd]

It's always brutal how oldcels, who lived in a completely different reality, have the audacity to make fun of you, and then blurt out the most bluepilled advices.

Literally these old blue pilled fucks live in their own wonderland. Back when they just had to ask for a job and they would get it out of college.

 

[Klasik01]

My parents got an email abt prom, asked me if I had a date and I said no
They asked if I was planning on doing a proposal or whatever they're called and I said no
They looked fucking devastated

Then they went on this big rant on how I'm too much of a loser and girls wont approach me because I'm not confident
Then I said "uh nah im just not gl"
Atp my parents start spazzing the fuck out

They talk about how I need to smile more (unironically)

This is the best part
They start complaining that I've dyed my hair brown and how "red hair suits me better"
I ask them to name one gl ginger and they deadass say "Ed Sheeran"


I proceed to call ed sheeran ugly and my parents call me delusional

sadge

Brutal braindead fucking boomers I tell the same thing to my parents, the world is not the same nowadays dating is fucked for men now 60% of young men are single and there's a lot of incels. The blue world is over.

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

Brutal braindead fucking boomers I tell the same thing to my parents, the world is not the same nowadays dating is fucked for men now 60% of young men are single and there's a lot of incels. The blue world is over.

havent tried blackpilling my parents yet
it would be like talking to a wall

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

Literally these old blue pilled fucks live in their own wonderland. Back when they just had to ask for a job and they would get it out of college.

same here
my parents are against me getting a job
i think its a control thing
gonna get a job regardless of what they say, I cant deal with them all summer break