My suicide plan

[asiancel444]

If i will not ascend by age 25-30, then i will commit suicide.
How to do it painlessly?

 

[didntreadlol]

lool

 

[SexuallyAbusive]

how is this guy in the police force

 

[Tiddlywink]

Painless? Don't be a bitch, you should ask what would be the most fun or entertaining to watch on the news.

 

[asiancel444]

how is this guy in the police force

I am rookie of patrol police in Moscow subway.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

I am rookie of patrol police in Moscow subway.

"Молодой человек, можно ваши документы?"

 

[SayNoToRotting]

how is this guy in the police force

lol what?

Police is one of the most NT jobs in the world,

no way would some suicidal, society-hating forum dweller work as a heroic and engaged crime fighter

 

[Cali Yuga]

If you really want to rope (don't) just start taking huge quantities of gear and leave humanity behind.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Painless? Don't be a bitch, you should ask what would be the most fun or entertaining to watch on the news.

XD

 

[gymcel]

A bullet to the head

 

[Krezo]

Heroin overdose. You will pleasantly fade into the abyss.

 

[medialcanthuscel]

You will never ascend because you have too many unfixable flaws, go ER now

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Shooting yourself in the head probably. it will all be over in less than a second.

 

[Redrighthand]

if you're in the police you have access to a gun
do you want me to explain where exactly to point the gun and how to pull the trigger?

 

[rtsssy]

water poisoning sounds legit

 

[toolateforme]

gun to the head is the best.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Painless? Don't be a bitch, you should ask what would be the most fun or entertaining to watch on the news.

XD

 

[Deleted member 1106]

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Comical XD

 

[BrettyBoy]

Just try to cope if you can, man.