Pneumo water pulling method did not work (high iq only)

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I stuck this needle in my fucking face

And nothing happened


Followed the directions step by step and didn't remove anything...

I started with the plunger all the way down. Pushed it in until I felt it poking the inside of my cheek (about 1cm) Then I pulled the plunger almost the way out and didn't get a drop of water or fat in the syringe.

What's the issue? @pneumocystosis
 

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bro fell for the tiktok propaganda jfl
 
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You are meant to go deeper
 
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I stuck this needle in my fucking face

And nothing happened


Followed the directions step by step and didn't remove anything...

I started with the plunger all the way down. Pushed it in until I felt it poking the inside of my cheek (about 1cm) Then I pulled the plunger almost the way out and didn't get a drop of water or fat in the syringe.

What's the issue? @pneumocystosis

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Title should be "Pneumo water pulling method did not work (LOW iq only)" because the thread was bait for new users like you
 
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congrats now you're gonna get infected you stupid cunt
 
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congrats now you're gonna get infected you stupid cunt
Nah I wiped it down well with alcohol it's just as likely to get infected as a pimple
 
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Nah I wiped it down well with alcohol it's just as likely to get infected as a pimple
Inject it in the buccal region and try again
 
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Stick it through the eye for a lobotomy.
 
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It was a joke thread :feelsgah:
 
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i dont wanna hate on a fellow greycel but u are extremely retarded
 
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brother you need to push it deeper in, follow my own success story here

 
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i dont wanna hate on a fellow greycel but u are extremely retarded

Yea, he didn't do it properly JFL. I don't know why only he had problems, literally everyone else had it work.
 
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insert into your eye and perform a lobotomy
 
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I stuck this needle in my fucking face

And nothing happened


Followed the directions step by step and didn't remove anything...

I started with the plunger all the way down. Pushed it in until I felt it poking the inside of my cheek (about 1cm) Then I pulled the plunger almost the way out and didn't get a drop of water or fat in the syringe.

What's the issue? @pneumocystosis


First of all a syringe works by pressuring liquid inside the tube into the skin and since your not injecting anything your just injecting raw air which dissipates into your body and water in your face is not constantly under pressure and there isn't enough pressure for the syringe to pull the water out from the face so there is 0 evidence of this working if anything you've just infected your that area

I'll have to agree with these guys this entire thing is a cope water in your face is not constantly being pressurized so there is no pressure to pull the water out with the syringe.

Next time use bard it can help decipher bullshit

@lonelycurry
@Lord&Master
@HimmyButler
@SteveRogers
@Hiraeth
@uselessmentalcel
 
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Funny GIF
 
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HAHAHAHA HE FELL FOR IT
 
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Well this is some next level comedy I didnt think anybody would do something like this.

Well fucking done @pneumocystosis

Somebody make an High IQ thread how to perform DIY Buccal Fat Removal please.
 
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I stuck this needle in my fucking face

And nothing happened


Followed the directions step by step and didn't remove anything...

I started with the plunger all the way down. Pushed it in until I felt it poking the inside of my cheek (about 1cm) Then I pulled the plunger almost the way out and didn't get a drop of water or fat in the syringe.

What's the issue? @pneumocystosis
OP has thought this one out and is actually manually creating facial scars to darktriadmaxx.Keep us updated.
 
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You just injected toxic acid to your skin. You're gonna die In a few days. This is how the peoples are try to kill TikTok looksmaxxers, and greycels. Its over
 
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First of all a syringe works by pressuring liquid inside the tube into the skin and since your not injecting anything your just injecting raw air which dissipates into your body and water in your face is not constantly under pressure and there isn't enough pressure for the syringe to pull the water out from the face so there is 0 evidence of this working if anything you've just infected your that area

I'll have to agree with these guys this entire thing is a cope water in your face is not constantly being pressurized so there is no pressure to pull the water out with the syringe.

Next time use bard it can help decipher bullshit

@lonelycurry
@Lord&Master
@HimmyButler
@SteveRogers
@Hiraeth
@uselessmentalcel
Why the @?
 
I stuck this needle in my fucking face

And nothing happened


Followed the directions step by step and didn't remove anything...

I started with the plunger all the way down. Pushed it in until I felt it poking the inside of my cheek (about 1cm) Then I pulled the plunger almost the way out and didn't get a drop of water or fat in the syringe.

What's the issue? @pneumocystosis
Lmfao
Well thanks for letting us know
 
 
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you should try sticking needle into your eye, sometimes water stores there.
 
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Bookmarked
 
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Why the fuck would you even try something like this? The subcutaneous fat in your adipose tissues isn't fluid ffs. It's mostly made up of saturated fats which are solid at rtp. The only way to get rid of it quickly with precision is to extract it surgically.
 
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I fell for it too brother
 
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How did you fall for this, you can’t just suck fat out of a syringe. Also, the water in your cheeks is mixed with the skin, muscle, and fat it isnt just a separate deposit to suck the water out of. God some of these users are so fucking retarded. Just get buccal fat removal with a professional surgeon (buccal fat removal is overrated anyways)
 
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I've got another gatekept looksmaxxing secret that'll ascend you hard. Inject 0.05% tretinoin through the nose to smooth out wrinkles for a more aesthetic brain. Guaranteed +1 PSL.
 

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Lol dude you'll just get more bloated from the swelling
 
dumbass nigga jfl



Despicable Me Lol GIF
 
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You’re meant to stab yourself and scrape it out, this method is outdated
 
You obviously used a needle too small, get an 18-22g needle and repeat, pneumos guide didnt mention this becuase he was trying to gatekeep
 
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brother you need to push it deeper in, follow my own success story here

why did you steal my fucking signature nigga
 
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