Rate my tinder bio (triggering purpose only)

[rockndogs]

"Everyone enjoys travelling, eating and watching netflix

Everyone knows that you are constantly checking the app

99% dont care about astrology

Your natural is without makeup

5'10. Tell me truths"

I dont want to meet anyone. I just want to trigger holes and see what they will eventually say when match.

What else could i put without getting banned? Unfortunately i cant put anything fat related or too trollish.

Im using my own pics because if i chadfished they would think that it was clever teehee.

 

[Deleted member 2846]

good troll

 

[Loko88]

If you were GL you could even write "i want to fuck im so thirsty ngl ngl" and you would have thousands of matches

 

[rockndogs]

If you were GL you could even write "i want to fuck im so thirsty ngl ngl" and you would have thousands of matches

thats why im using my pics bro

 

[Petsmart]

no one cares if you like dogs more than relationships

You’re basic if you have “live laugh love” in your bio.

No I won’t venmo or cashapp you.

Don’t get mad at the scale if your number starts with 2.

No Susan, your astrology sign doesn’t mean you’re a natural bitch.

 

[Luciano]

They hard loser

 

[xit]

 

[rockndogs]

Englishs me

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Doing God's work I see

 

[deathtochad]

They're not triggered by you subhuman incel

They'll just screenshot your bio and post it on Instagram or send it to their friends and laugh at you for being a weird loser

Then they'll go to the beach with Chad and give him a blow job by the ocean on a picnic blanket

 

[rockndogs]

They're not triggered by you subhuman incel

They'll just screenshot your bio and post it on Instagram or send it to their friends and laugh at you for being a weird loser

Then they'll go to the beach with Chad and give him a blow job by the ocean on a picnic blanket

 

[Vitruvian]

Don't do this bro, its petty humor and only subhumans vent

 

[rockndogs]

There is a foid talking to me for like 20 min and she is really interested jfl. She didnt give a fuck about my bio. Im saying a bunch of random stuff jfl

 

[rockndogs]

She is 19, she mogs me and she still talking to me. She gave me her IG, number and shit jfl. She said she is sapiophile. Just autismaxx is legit

 

[FrothySolutions]

You should be allowed to put anything a woman would put.

 

[rockndogs]

After 1 day i concluded the obvious: it doesnt matter what you write on your bio: if she thinks you're GL, she will match and keep a convo no matter what.

The blackpill is absolute.

 

[Dogs]

After 1 day i concluded the obvious: it doesnt matter what you write on your bio: if she thinks you're GL, she will match and keep a convo no matter what.

The blackpill is absolute.

Waste of time