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Chadlite
 
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Underrated. He is Chad+. Top 0.1% face easily @TechnoBoss @Clavicular
JFL squirtle, the ratings here are so shit. Saying hes below chad is a fucking joke

they say tyler maher is a lite also kill me now
 
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Underrated. He is Chad+. Top 0.1% face easily @TechnoBoss @Clavicular
1000% a Chad based on facial structure. I do agree it's in the top percentiles.

Just unfortunate for his height but tbh it's not that bad. No girl will look at him and deny him for his height when he looks like that. People sometimes place too much emphasis on height, but face rules all. He's close enough to tall heights that it isn't huge.

Chad.
 
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1000% a Chad based on facial structure. I do agree it's in the top percentiles.

Just unfortunate for his height but tbh it's not that bad. No girl will look at him and deny him for his height when he looks like that. People sometimes place too much emphasis on height, but face rules all. He's close enough to tall heights that it isn't huge.

Chad.
the fact that its even up for debate that guys like this are chads disgusts me
 
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Me if I was good looking
 
JFL squirtle, the ratings here are so shit. Saying hes below chad is a fucking joke

they say tyler maher is a lite also kill me now
Yea people care way too much about trivial shit that normies don't even notice.Just the other day I saw some greycel rating brad pitt "chadlite" because of his unideal face shape and no zygos. Yea a chadlite who was a sex symbol for 2 decades straight
 
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Yea people care way too much about trivial shit that normies don't even care about. Just the other day I saw some greycel rating brad pitt "chadlite" because of his unideal face shape and no zygos. Yea a chadlite who was a sex symbol for 2 decades straight
I just made a thread about this yea. People here think im MTN unironically lol. The ratings are so skewed, micro failos like zygos dont change the fact that pitt has insane ratios and his eye area and jaw are elite
 
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Every teen and young woman’s heart throb, easily chad.
 
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Yea people care way too much about trivial shit that normies don't even care about. Just the other day I saw some greycel rating brad pitt "chadlite" because of his unideal face shape and no zygos. Yea a chadlite who was a sex symbol for 2 decades straight
Someone said it better than I could've. It's really just a reaction to everyone getting rated "8/10" on normie scales even though they are maybe actually MTN rated properly.

That and this forum is filled with narcies who HATE when someone looks better than them. To be honest I couldn't stand not being the most attractive guy in a room when I was younger. I wouldn't underrate them if asked, but I would make them seem less important/less attractive in minor ways (aka coping)

When you get older and you have good experiences you kinda stop caring about looks as much. To me if I'm living a good life and am atleast satisfactory in the looks department somewhat, I'm happy. I don't need to mog everyone on the planet.
 
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1000% a Chad based on facial structure. I do agree it's in the top percentiles.

Just unfortunate for his height but tbh it's not that bad. No girl will look at him and deny him for his height when he looks like that. People sometimes place too much emphasis on height, but face rules all. He's close enough to tall heights that it isn't huge.

Chad.
He's 5'8.5/174 cm which is right at the cut-off for death-tier, i.e. at least noticeably taller than the average zoomer woman in the tallest country in the world.
 
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Would clean up any American high school or university without breaking a sweat if he was a little taller.
 
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Would clean up any American high school or university without breaking a sweat if he was a little taller.
Meanwhile you have people rotting on this forum who would be LITERALLY cleaning up as a JANITOR at a high school & they're rating him HTN.
 
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Someone said it better than I could've. It's really just a reaction to everyone getting rated "8/10" on normie scales even though they are maybe actually MTN rated properly.

That and this forum is filled with narcies who HATE when someone looks better than them. To be honest I couldn't stand not being the most attractive guy in a room when I was younger. I wouldn't underrate them if asked, but I would make them seem less important/less attractive in minor ways (aka coping)

When you get older and you have good experiences you kinda stop caring about looks as much. To me if I'm living a good life and am atleast satisfactory in the looks department somewhat, I'm happy. I don't need to mog everyone on the planet.
No one cares about your shitty rambling.
 
Would clean up any American high school or university without breaking a sweat if he was a little taller.
He has that all american college jock phenotype ngl
 
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Good thing him and Bomer are Gays.
Colton is gay? Brutal.

Froy Gutierrez, Bomer, and now Colton? Could have any women in the world, and god made them attracted to men.

Sure has a sick sense of humor sometimes.
 
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The definition of a chad.
 
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Colton is gay? Brutal.

Froy Gutierrez, Bomer, and now Colton? Could have any women in the world, and god made them attracted to men.

Sure has a sick sense of humor sometimes.
Many chads in the entertainment industry are gay or atleast bisexual. Jason Lewis, Barrett. Even Opry who larps as a hetero has bisexual tendencie.. I think it's because gay and bisexual men put more effort into looking good
 
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htn
 
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Bgm gonna pull up and say some shit like "textbook HTN"
 
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