Gonthar
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Be me. Go see Black Panther on opening weekend. Movie theater packed with black people talking, dancing, yelling at the screen, blasting rap music on their phones. Settle into my seat in the first row, whip out rotisserie chicken I snuck in. Black guy next to me nods: "you all right white boy". Movie starts. People go crazy. I'm really enjoying the flick. Gets to the fight scene between Killmonger and Black Panther. I yell: "Dat nigga 'bout to get dabbed on!". Whole theater laughs in approval and acceptance of my joke. Black guy next to me: "that's my man, you one of us brother". Females start dancing down the isles towards my seat, twerking in front of me: "he cute!".
Today was a good day guys.
Today was a good day guys.