Take the Back-Sleeping Pill!

[GeordiLeFort]

The Back-Sleeping Pill

What do you notice about this picture?

Almost guaranteed that the foid sleeps on the left side of her face and the rice sleeps on his right side.​

Face sleeping results in:
- Blocked airways
- Uneven pressure on eye area resulting in swelling
- Sunken eyes and dark under-eye area
- Shoulder pressure if you sleep directly on your side
- Grogginess in the morning due to the above nasal blockages and lack of oxygen
- Over 80% of people who face sleep will have some form of facial asymmetry

Back sleeping results in:
- Clear airways, deep uninterrupted breathing
- No face swelling
- Good posture
- Improved REM (High IQ, may post another time)
- Facial asymmetry improved as long-term swelling and discolouration goes away

Take the Back-Sleeping Pill!

 

[St. Wristcel]

Hi iq (ALSO FUCKED THIS THREAD FIRST )

 

[Deleted member 110]

Back sleeping is super hard for me I have to force it most of the times and even then i wake up on side in the morning.

 

[Deleted member 6723]

nice thread bur dnrd

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Based

 

[Deleted member 4612]

any tips on how to fall asleep on your back @aut0phobic

 

[Carl-o]

Are there any scientific evidence or study for this?

 

[Deleted member 5393]

Is that slut dating that oldcel asian?

nothing surprised me anymore

 

[Deleted member 7863]

high iq , i feel like when i sleep on my right side of the face it becomes a bit bloated or swollen as you said. But since i started sleeping on my back its gone

 

[Salience]

THIS THREAD IS RETARDED.

Clear airways, deep uninterrupted breathing - not true actually quite the contrary, when you sleep on your back the likelihood that the tongue is pushed by gravity into the airway is much higher.

Biggest predictor of sleep apnea from studies - Those with the highest percentage of sleep duration in the supine position (back)

Over 80% of people who face sleep will have some form of facial asymmetry - go ask chads or models if they sleep in their back, they dont....

Whilst REM frequency does increase in the surpine position, what's the fucking point if most of us recessedcels will experience apnea events in that position, I've been sleeping with a tennis ball sown to my back for year and and mouth taping and only now can stay up late without feeling exhausted after a whole day of work.

 

[Deleted member 6382]

Gigacope

 

[goat2x]

COPE YOU NEED TO SLEEP W A BACKPACK ON

 

[Patient A]

COPE YOU NEED TO SLEEP W A BACKPACK ON
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Jfl if you don’t sleep with a back pack

 

[Lux]

good thread op

 

[Deleted member 8846]

I literally can't ever seem to sleep on my back. I probably have only done it less than 10 times my entire life (not counting when I was a baby). Always just sleep on my sides and maybe even stomach

 

[poloralf]

any solution to sleep on my back ? i cant do it tbh maybe some weird shaped pillow would help ?

 

[Hero of the Imperium]

Harder surface for your upper back + pillow = clearer airways
Softer surface lower back and below to prevent back pain, waking up from full bladder

 

[Mouthbreath]

THIS THREAD IS RETARDED.

Clear airways, deep uninterrupted breathing - not true actually quite the contrary, when you sleep on your back the likelihood that the tongue is pushed by gravity into the airway is much higher.

Biggest predictor of sleep apnea from studies - Those with the highest percentage of sleep duration in the supine position (back)

Over 80% of people who face sleep will have some form of facial asymmetry - go ask chads or models if they sleep in their back, they dont....

Whilst REM frequency does increase in the surpine position, what's the fucking point if most of us recessedcels will experience apnea events in that position, I've been sleeping with a tennis ball sown to my back for year and and mouth taping and only now can stay up late without feeling exhausted after a whole day of work.

models sleep on their back

 

[Deleted member 1862]

any tips on how to fall asleep on your back @aut0phobic

sorry bro, it just sucks for the first few days

you do get used to it though, just gotta push through at the start

 

[GeordiLeFort]

THIS THREAD IS RETARDED.

This thread is for jawmaxxed tongue-posture maxxed chads, greycels need not apply and anyone who decides to criticise effortposts without giving react is a jew, and jewish greycels are my sworn emenies

 

[GeordiLeFort]

I literally can't ever seem to sleep on my back. I probably have only done it less than 10 times my entire life (not counting when I was a baby). Always just sleep on my sides and maybe even stomach

any solution to sleep on my back ? i cant do it tbh maybe some weird shaped pillow would help ?

Back sleeping is super hard for me I have to force it most of the times and even then i wake up on side in the morning.

It's a Chad trait, over for you if you don't do it naturally

 

[Deleted member 6785]

THIS THREAD IS RETARDED.

Clear airways, deep uninterrupted breathing - not true actually quite the contrary, when you sleep on your back the likelihood that the tongue is pushed by gravity into the airway is much higher.

Biggest predictor of sleep apnea from studies - Those with the highest percentage of sleep duration in the supine position (back)

Over 80% of people who face sleep will have some form of facial asymmetry - go ask chads or models if they sleep in their back, they dont....

Whilst REM frequency does increase in the surpine position, what's the fucking point if most of us recessedcels will experience apnea events in that position, I've been sleeping with a tennis ball sown to my back for year and and mouth taping and only now can stay up late without feeling exhausted after a whole day of work.

do you forget that models are literally human outliers

 

[JustBeCurry]

tldw: YOU NEED TO SLEEP ON THE SIDE FOR YOUR BRAIN TO WORK PROPERLY

 

[GeordiLeFort]

tldw: YOU NEED TO SLEEP ON THE SIDE FOR YOUR BRAIN TO WORK PROPERLY

Tell your face that after swelling and asymmetry. We are looksmaxxers not STEMcels

 

[JustBeCurry]

Tell your face that after swelling and asymmetry. We are looksmaxxers not STEMcels

being a looksmaxxer doesnt mean you have to be retarded i clearly see thats not the case for you

 

[GeordiLeFort]

When you take the back-sleeping pill it becomes so obvious, you start seeing the facial asymmetry everywhere, especially in the eye area.

Start guessing which side people sleep on and ask them, for you scientific proofcels you can run an experiment if you like, and if you guess with a certain likelihood you can come back and let us know how your science goes

Meanwhile Chad is fucking prime Stacy

 

[GeordiLeFort]

being a looksmaxxer doesnt mean you have to be retarded i clearly see thats not the case for you

Hey, i've been retarded since birth buddy!

 

[Deleted member 6867]

THIS THREAD IS RETARDED.

Clear airways, deep uninterrupted breathing - not true actually quite the contrary, when you sleep on your back the likelihood that the tongue is pushed by gravity into the airway is much higher.

Biggest predictor of sleep apnea from studies - Those with the highest percentage of sleep duration in the supine position (back)

Over 80% of people who face sleep will have some form of facial asymmetry - go ask chads or models if they sleep in their back, they dont....

Whilst REM frequency does increase in the surpine position, what's the fucking point if most of us recessedcels will experience apnea events in that position, I've been sleeping with a tennis ball sown to my back for year and and mouth taping and only now can stay up late without feeling exhausted after a whole day of work.

what tennis ball, can you show a picture