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So I've discovered how to ascend.
Step 1- Shave your head and fly to thailand to go on your 10 year self-improvement journey
Step 2- Buy a bugatti and drink 5 litres of sparkling water daily
Step 3- Become the ufc welterweight champion
Step 4- Retire and smoke cigars for the rest of your life in your mansion in the middle of Dagistan or Afghanistan or something while wearing sunglasses and your blue tailor-made suit.
This is 100 percent foolproof and literally will turn you into David Laid, Kevin Levrone, Arnold, Baby Don't hurt Me, Khabib, Jon Jones, Chico, Barett, O'pry, and Tristan Tate rolled into one ultimate chad.
 
Step 0 - be 6”2,
 
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