WishIwasChico
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Right so this is how the tinder exchange went:
So anyways, we chatted on text for like 4 days mainly as I was busy working so couldn’t meet. Anyways we decided to met Thursday (last night) here’s the text we met:
Right! So the actual date. I show up outside her house and phone her and tell her I’m here. I’m sat on my bonnet on my phone and look at her house and see her and her flat mate looking at me from there bedroom window and I feel so fucking awkward…
Anyways, I hear her say bye and then she’s here. She was hot af. Blonde, Aryan pheno (looked Swedish) and was gymmaxed Pawg.
Anyways, she says we can go for drinks first so I say ok but in my head I’m thinking ‘what happened to your place’ I’ve learnt not to be a sperg tho so was cool with it.
Anyways we go for drinks and she goes on her phone while I’m driving quite a bit and the vibe is kinda off so I’m like…
She isn’t really asking questions much either so I’m like wtf. Fuck this bruh. So I go kinda cool vibes and just be like ‘:|’
We go to a bar anyways, and we sit down. We chat, there’s no flirting whatsoever I think I read the room so well here ngl. I was the one with the career etc. so I decided I would act high value. When she made a comment or something I’d be cool and respond but like in a way that was serious. She told me her ex didn’t have a job and I like laughed at it and said ‘what is your type? Do better’ and kind of talked like I was above her ngl.
Tbh I didn’t even care at this point so it was like whatever I ain’t clowning for her.
At one point I go to the toilet and come back and there are 5 dudes suddenly in the bar staring. She’s goes ‘omg this is so awkward they have been staring at me since you went’ and then I look over and they were all looking at me. Felt good to cuck them jfl.
Anyways, after we finish drinks we hadn’t flirted at all so I’m like…:/. Anyways she asks to buy some stuff on the way home which she does then she’s like ‘my house is really clean you’ll see’
In my head I’m like ‘yes’ but I keep cool and just say ‘ok’. Anyways… we get to her place and we go in. Her room mate is in.
We go to her bedroom and she’s on her phone and on the edge of the bed not really seeming eager. So I’m like ‘fuck…’ she starts saying after ten minutes ‘I’m so bored…’ so I’m like fuck I’m gonna fumble this so hard if I don’t act quick.
Anyways I decide to just go for it and start kissing her she immediately smirks and we start making out. Then she goes ‘let me just shut the door and turn the fan on’ I turn it on and she shuts the door. She takes all her clothes off there and then I’m just like ‘:O’
Her body is fucking insane like legit ideal 10/10 to me. Perfect ass and tits.
I go up behind the her and grab and her and throw her onto the bedroom and absolutely pound her ngl. Choked her and pulled her hair and slapped her a little too. It was so fucking good. Then I picked her up and flipped her over and fucked her in doggy then said ‘suck this dick?’
So I stood up and just face fucked her then bent her over slammed her and came deep in her.
She asked me to stay but I said no cause I have another slay today in the midday jfl.
Good times
So anyways, we chatted on text for like 4 days mainly as I was busy working so couldn’t meet. Anyways we decided to met Thursday (last night) here’s the text we met:
Right! So the actual date. I show up outside her house and phone her and tell her I’m here. I’m sat on my bonnet on my phone and look at her house and see her and her flat mate looking at me from there bedroom window and I feel so fucking awkward…
Anyways, I hear her say bye and then she’s here. She was hot af. Blonde, Aryan pheno (looked Swedish) and was gymmaxed Pawg.
Anyways, she says we can go for drinks first so I say ok but in my head I’m thinking ‘what happened to your place’ I’ve learnt not to be a sperg tho so was cool with it.
Anyways we go for drinks and she goes on her phone while I’m driving quite a bit and the vibe is kinda off so I’m like…
She isn’t really asking questions much either so I’m like wtf. Fuck this bruh. So I go kinda cool vibes and just be like ‘:|’
We go to a bar anyways, and we sit down. We chat, there’s no flirting whatsoever I think I read the room so well here ngl. I was the one with the career etc. so I decided I would act high value. When she made a comment or something I’d be cool and respond but like in a way that was serious. She told me her ex didn’t have a job and I like laughed at it and said ‘what is your type? Do better’ and kind of talked like I was above her ngl.
Tbh I didn’t even care at this point so it was like whatever I ain’t clowning for her.
At one point I go to the toilet and come back and there are 5 dudes suddenly in the bar staring. She’s goes ‘omg this is so awkward they have been staring at me since you went’ and then I look over and they were all looking at me. Felt good to cuck them jfl.
Anyways, after we finish drinks we hadn’t flirted at all so I’m like…:/. Anyways she asks to buy some stuff on the way home which she does then she’s like ‘my house is really clean you’ll see’
In my head I’m like ‘yes’ but I keep cool and just say ‘ok’. Anyways… we get to her place and we go in. Her room mate is in.
We go to her bedroom and she’s on her phone and on the edge of the bed not really seeming eager. So I’m like ‘fuck…’ she starts saying after ten minutes ‘I’m so bored…’ so I’m like fuck I’m gonna fumble this so hard if I don’t act quick.
Anyways I decide to just go for it and start kissing her she immediately smirks and we start making out. Then she goes ‘let me just shut the door and turn the fan on’ I turn it on and she shuts the door. She takes all her clothes off there and then I’m just like ‘:O’
Her body is fucking insane like legit ideal 10/10 to me. Perfect ass and tits.
I go up behind the her and grab and her and throw her onto the bedroom and absolutely pound her ngl. Choked her and pulled her hair and slapped her a little too. It was so fucking good. Then I picked her up and flipped her over and fucked her in doggy then said ‘suck this dick?’
So I stood up and just face fucked her then bent her over slammed her and came deep in her.
She asked me to stay but I said no cause I have another slay today in the midday jfl.
Good times
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