Jason Voorhees
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-be a 6'4 sterotypical jock
-Grow up in california fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
-as you are the starting QB you are undoubtedly the most popular person in HS
-Get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
-Fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
-Get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
-Immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
-Sign $100 million dollar contact
-Marry most famous model in the world
-Fast forward next decade
-Can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
-but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on the haters
You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe
-Grow up in california fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
-as you are the starting QB you are undoubtedly the most popular person in HS
-Get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
-Fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
-Get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
-Immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
-Sign $100 million dollar contact
-Marry most famous model in the world
-Fast forward next decade
-Can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
-but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on the haters
You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe