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-be a 6'4 sterotypical jock
-Grow up in california fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
-as you are the starting QB you are undoubtedly the most popular person in HS
-Get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
-Fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
-Get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
-Immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
-Sign $100 million dollar contact
-Marry most famous model in the world
-Fast forward next decade
-Can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
-but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on the haters

You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe

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His sister got blacked
 
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Water
 
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He’s the pinnacle of greatness
 
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HE STILL GOT DIVORCED RAPED
 
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-be a 6'4 sterotypical jock
-Grow up in california fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
-as you are the starting QB you are undoubtedly the most popular person in HS
-Get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
-Fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
-Get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
-Immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
-Sign $100 million dollar contact
-Marry most famous model in the world
-Fast forward next decade
-Can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
-but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on the haters

You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe

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-be a 6'4 sterotypical jock
-Grow up in california fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
-as you are the starting QB you are undoubtedly the most popular person in HS
-Get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
-Fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
-Get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
-Immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
-Sign $100 million dollar contact
-Marry most famous model in the world
-Fast forward next decade
-Can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
-but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on the haters

You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe

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Same pheno
mm of bone
 
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His sister's IG. Private but you can see the avi of her and two of the neiece's. https://instagram.com/mommymomo14?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Here's the oldest IG. Looks like a man but whatever

damn that second bitch looks weird

got the brady jaw and chin and ogre midface and dark colouring
 
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To top it all off, he looks like Maher

The amount of times I’ve Maherfished in the US just to be opened with “omg are you Tom Brady’s son”
 
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Yeah a Chad athlete mogs some aspie models that only incels and faggots care about. Who would’ve thought
 
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You don’t realize Brady focused on his craft. If his Braine was dopamine obsessed like most incels here, he wouldn’t have achieved shit and lasted till 40. He steered clear of going to clubs, having tons of slays.

You don’t achieve greatness in sports by being a degenerate, ever. Everyone who fell into degeneracy at any point of their careers always fell from their glory. I’m talking cocaine, club hoes, etc. etc. .

The unironic truth is that if an incel was born as Brady, they would have a high slay count and still not achieve shit in life.
 
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You don’t realize Brady focused on his craft. If his Braine was dopamine obsessed like most incels here, he wouldn’t have achieved shit and lasted till 40. He steered clear of going to clubs, having tons of slays.

You don’t achieve greatness in sports by being a degenerate, ever. Everyone who fell into degeneracy at any point of their careers always fell from their glory. I’m talking cocaine, club hoes, etc. etc. .

The unironic truth is that if an incel was born as Brady, they would have a high slay count and still not achieve shit in life.
You can do that in moderation though. Snorting coke from some slut’s asshole once a week won’t break you
 
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You can do that in moderation though. Snorting coke from some slut’s asshole once a week won’t break you
Completely agree but I’d add it’s addictive. You’d want to continue doing it. And it’d only be a matter of time till one of those sluts expects more from you
 
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You don’t realize Brady focused on his craft. If his Braine was dopamine obsessed like most incels here, he wouldn’t have achieved shit and lasted till 40. He steered clear of going to clubs, having tons of slays.

You don’t achieve greatness in sports by being a degenerate, ever. Everyone who fell into degeneracy at any point of their careers always fell from their glory. I’m talking cocaine, club hoes, etc. etc. .

The unironic truth is that if an incel was born as Brady, they would have a high slay count and still not achieve shit in life.
you mean if he was born as Brady AFTER knowing all this autistic shit, then perhaps
 
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-be a 6'4 sterotypical jock
-Grow up in california fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
-as you are the starting QB you are undoubtedly the most popular person in HS
-Get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
-Fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
-Get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
-Immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
-Sign $100 million dollar contact
-Marry most famous model in the world
-Fast forward next decade
-Can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
-but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on the haters

You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe

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He is a chad who is rich and successful. TBH if he didn't have good genes he wouldn't have become a qb to begin with. Also QB is one of those positions that is known to pick people based on their looks.
 
this could have been Maher but his IQ cucked him on this one
pretty brutal tbh
 
My goat. He’s so handsome. So amazing. So many comebacks and insane victories. Never forget 28-3. Never forget vs chiefs in overtime or vs Legion of Boom in Super Bowl. Never forget 7 championships and every major QB record possible. Absolute genius in life and looks
 
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you mean if he was born as Brady AFTER knowing all this autistic shit, then perhaps
You are a wise man. It also kind of puts into motion how brutally self destructive these ideologies are
 
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Never knew who Tom Brady was until he posted a pic with Ronaldo. The only true Goat.
 
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You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe
thats true he trully did
 
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You are a wise man. It also kind of puts into motion how brutally self destructive these ideologies are
ENJOY 32K REPS CODY. GLAD TO BE YOUR SLAVE AND HAVE YOUR PROTECTION
 
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