UPCOMING 2023 NO NUT NOVEMBER THREAD

[Deleted member 43403]

Pwease Tag Me Waifu Alexanderr

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

Lmao @ thinking that shit works

ofc it does coomer

 

[kwacker777]

ofc it does coomer

Akchually most nofappers are chronically porn addicted coombrains regretful of their addiction

 

[Deleted member 43403]

Akchually most nofappers are chronically porn addicted coombrains regretful of their addiction

Benefits of NoFap​

Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse.

Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity.

Day 10 - Better energy and sleep.

Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity.

Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof.

Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration.

Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.

Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.

Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down.

Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional.

Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.

Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.

Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business.

Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.

Day 100,000 - Your IQ doubles, triples, and quadruples. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.

Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.

Day 500,000 - It's been over half a million days since you last fapped. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.

You give your fellow humans one last look—they're still fapping, trapped in their primitive way—but you don't judge. The path of NoFap was never meant for the ordinary men.

"Try not to fap. But if you must, use lube." That was your parting word.

Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

Akchually most nofappers are chronically porn addicted coombrains regretful of their addiction

cope while I become super sayan 3 and ascend to nordic pheno

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

Benefits of NoFap​

Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse.

Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity.

Day 10 - Better energy and sleep.

Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity.

Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof.

Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration.

Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.

Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.

Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down.

Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional.

Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.

Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.

Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business.

Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.

Day 100,000 - Your IQ doubles, triples, and quadruples. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.

Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.

Day 500,000 - It's been over half a million days since you last fapped. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.

You give your fellow humans one last look—they're still fapping, trapped in their primitive way—but you don't judge. The path of NoFap was never meant for the ordinary men.

"Try not to fap. But if you must, use lube." That was your parting word.

Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension

unironically

 

[Supreme]

 

[Dromedary3]

count me in

 

[Venusboy]

I'm already on 3 month streak so this time it shouldn't be hard for me

 

[6ft6inches]

I'll try it this year

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Gonna participate this time. I’m sick of being a depressed sack of shit coomer

 

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[the MOUSE]

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count me in boss

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[flippasav]

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We are gonna do this!!!!
Don’t leave me hangin add me

 

[iam good boy]

Im

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in collage hostel so i will win easy

 

[Aspiemogger]

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All my incel brethren must overcome the Gooner habits this November

 

[king cobra]

tag me in it

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Im failing first week but tag me

 

[Sprinkles]

Count me in!

 

[Willmogulater]

I will post nsfwcontwnt to break yalls no fap streak

 

[1966Ford]

Sign me UNC

 

[Deleted member 47272]

Count me
@PSL GOD

 

[AlexBrown84]

can i still have sex?

if so i’ll do it

 

[dimorphism]

Tag me

 

[RAMU KAKA]

Tag me

 

[OogaBooba]

Lessgo for the first without losing

 

[StrangerDanger]

Im failing first week but tag me

Cant wait to see you fail

 

[future6psl]

I hope I don’t fail this year.

 

[oldcel2002]

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Wasssaaaappp


























I have failed each year btw

 

[oldcel2002]

in

but do wet dreams count as losing?

How tf do people get wet dreams lol

Only times I ever had wet dreams was when I was little like 5-6

 

[nordicfoidslayer23]

tag pls

 

[Deleted member 48194]

Tag me

 

[bndar.337]

I am in

 

[hydraiskami]

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yea, I am. it doesn't really matter, my one joy in life is being taken away for one month.

 

[tyronelite]

Yes

 

[PotassiumMaxxer]

Did it last year, got this in the bag

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Cant wait to see you fail

Huh? You wanna see me jerk off?

 

[BigPoppaPump]

finna end it once and for all, no more jackin off like an incel.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

I've lost the past 4 years, finna win this year.

 

[Deleted member 26379]

I am in even though I am on a gram on test.

 

[Rimaxtis]

I have stopped doing it for years, this will be a piece of cake as usual

 

[Carnivore]

I am participating.

 

[Michael Myers]

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No thanks, I’ll continue fapping.

 

[Ken]

Im in. Ive been fapping too much this year.

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

Count me in. Doesn't seem too hard.

Ahahaha.

Hard.

NoFap.

Hilarious.

 

[wsada]

I will not fail I'll begin today!!

 

[JovenCansao]

If it helps with anti aging

 

[Deleted member 22924]

Rather cut of my dick its a cope

 

[0hMan]

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Hi. Might as well do it.

 

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