went down an isle of a grocery store and some girl with a very pretty face but slight pudgy body said "HEY!!"

[WELOVELOOKS]

i said "hey..." kinda like i was annoyed, then she said "youre so beautiful"

i scuffed and walked away, she needs to lose 20 pounds before talking to me, but her face was quite beautiful

i aint no simp though nigga, most men would probably engage with that shit because they are pathetic, i treated her like a woman would treat a man. never be a simp nigga

inb4 tales from the dungeon, ye ye, i know. it was all in my imagination dont worry boys dont feel too suicidal

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Tales from the deck of the Narcy Nautica

Go back to cleaning the floor

 

[<6PSLcel]

based, should have told her she's too bloatmaxxed and needs to starve herself

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

Tales from the deck of the Narcy Nautica

Go back to cleaning the floor

how about i go back to leading us to the one piece dumb ass nigga yo ass cant even read a map

 

[justropemaxbro]

TALES

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

TALES

Yep it was all just a hallucination that I had while under anesthesia for my bimax surgery