Went to an Asian massage parlour in UK - trip report [it was shit]

[Deleted member 26859]

Went to an Asian massage parlour in UK - trip report [it was shit]

its a friday, and i have no friends or gf , im an incel

so i thought id treat myself

went to the massage parlour on my high street

they wouldnt admit on the phone they did happy ending so i had to go there and "ask the lady"

also i felt very embarrassed cos it was on my high street where all my old school friends probably watched me go in there. embarrassing. and i tried to open the door and it was locked so i had to stand there for like 30 seconds while normies were watching a horny manlet try get into the locked massage parlour

and she wouldnt admit happy ending in there either, shed only admit it after taking me to some quiet room. idk why theyre so paranoid

they said 50 for 30 mins massage and happy ending so i went home chilled had a shower etc

went back , it was a different girl this time.

she was like 27 or something . but the longer i looked at her face while talking, the more i could see her botched nose

it was an asian nose made to try be white. but its impossible to do that. she got botched and it was very disgusting. i wouldnt want her on my dick

idk if its cos im a psl aspie i noticed that . or whether normies can notice too.

so i asked for the other girl she was less monsterous. tiny, slim waist, same age roughly. .

then i asked how much for happy ending etc.. they said blah blah price. i said what does happy ending include? your mouth?

and they kept refusing to use mouth, only wank

but im not paying £60 for a wank lol i could do it at home + an escort for 30 mins is only £80

so i argued with her for like 5 minutes. and said im going to leave. and then she said she can do happy ending quickly if i give her 20. and i said no i want a massage too

then they went and got the boss. who was an older, uglier but better english chinese woman. and she talked to me and said its like 80 for body to body massage and happy ending.

and she kept refusing bj. and i kept saying why not. and she kept saying "mouth is for dinner" and we was laughing but i kept asking why not, and saying i just had a shower, my body and dick is clean. but they refused. we argued like this for like 10 minutes

why is it so much effort to get a fucking blowjob man wtf. cucked gynocentric world.

u could get a bj for a glass of wine a few hundred years ago. now u have to pay £60 to get a fucking wank

i kept saying theyre boring and theyll get no customers. and she said its been open 18 years with no bj . idk how, why tf would u go there then

so she ended up saying they can do body2body massage and happy ending wank for 10 pounds discount "ecause im beautiful" lol(obviously im not, im ltn . but that made me feel nice tbh being called that)

then i pushed for another minute to get it to 60.

kinda scammed but i was already there and i had another £10 in my pocket i planned to ask the girl doing the massage secretly to do bj for extra £10

so i got undressed and she did the massage for 15 mins .

then body2body for the last 15 mins while wanking me.

when i became hard , she said wow your dick is so big , (im 7inches, )and asked how old i am.

her body was hot tbh. slim, petite, late 20s. but small ass , but decent tits

i swear chinese girls all have 0 ass. at least they got small waist i guess.

she rubbed her boobs on my dick, let me suck her tits and grab her ass while wanking me.

got on top of me and grinded , i swear i wanted to rape her so badly

and then towards the end i whispered in her ear to do bj cum in mouth for extra £10 and she said no. brutal

then made me cum onto myself while sucking her tits and grabbing her ass. then i left. and she said bye bye and i just ignored her cos im not going back and she rejected my bj request

also as we were getting dressed i squeezed her boobs again and slapped her ass hard and laughed and she looked in shock, didnt take it as a joke lol. being subhuman is brutal. cant even have a joke.



idk why i didnt just go see an escort. theyre literally £60-80 and its real sex with hotter girls, no asians here tho. whats this massage handjob shit about?. who the fuck pays for that, how are they still in business

i think im addicted to escorts now. i want to go see an escort tonight

my fwb is rejecting me the last few days because she might be pregnant so she doesnt want to talk to me until after her period. cos shes mad thati cummed in her secretly. cos i admitted i did it secretly cos i wanted her to be pregnant cos i wanted to keep her

but now im craving for sex and affection. when i was incel for months i can do another week without sex. but now ive had the taste for it again. i just want more sex. gonna end up spending all my wages on this shit

 

[pardocel]

Being an incel in the U.S is brutal because you never know if some escort you're paying for is a part of some sting operation.

 

[khvirgin]

got on top of me and grinded , i swear i wanted to rape her so badly

 

[khvirgin]

There's no way escorts are 80 pounds in the fucking UK

maybe for 10 minutes

 

[Deleted member 26859]

There's no way escorts are 80 pounds in the fucking UK

maybe for 10 minutes

its 60-80 pounds for 30 minutes

 

[khvirgin]

its 60-80 pounds for 30 minutes

but aren't they the bad ones?
like the good ones shouldn't even offer quickies, no?

what site do you use? adultwork?

 

[Deleted member 26859]

but aren't they the bad ones?
like the good ones shouldn't even offer quickies, no?

what site do you use? adultwork?

vivastreet or agencies are about 60. worse quality maybe . but tbh i think theyre fine if u know what ur looking for

then adultwork seems to be about 80

 

[khvirgin]

vivastreet or agencies are about 60. worse quality maybe . but tbh i think theyre fine if u know what ur looking for

then adultwork seems to be about 80

I checked on adultwork filtering by "asians" (all pakis or thais btw) and most of them are 100 for half a hour
brutal

 

[Deleted member 26859]

I checked on adultwork filtering by "asians" (all pakis or thais btw) and most of them are 100 for half a hour
brutal

i think in london its more expensive. and pakis are expensive for some weird reason. non asians should be 80

 

[MRD]

Not sure which town you used. I've never done an asian massage thing, either tbh. Thanks for the breakdown of what happened.

 

[Deleted member 27014]

Sounds hot. I would have taken sitting on my face and jerking me for 20£. Where do i find this btw

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Sounds hot. I would have taken sitting on my face and jerking me for 20£. Where do i find this btw

idk i just looked for the first massage parlour near me and called it and asked if they do happy ending massage

 

[JuneBug]

caged at the woman saying her mouth is for dinner

 

[Deleted member 26859]

caged at the woman saying her mouth is for dinner

same lol