What kind of bitchez should i look for if im this type of "guy"?

[MACHETE]

Im a 30 year old
Im 1.76 m

i smoke weed everyday, since i wake up. I smoke weed, log into my job - im billingual so i work with that over my pc
i play guitar since i was 14 years old so i still play guitar and music in general
i swim, and i think my body is slim but looks kinda ok, I lift weights but not in the gym, so i have very small weights at home

my other hobbies are videogames, weed, 3d design and weed

im highly autistic when it comez to dating

 

[MACHETE]

 

[FBl]

30 years old

over

 

[NationalWarrior]

over

true.

also you look brown.

 

[MACHETE]

true.

also you look brown.

brownish af

my strong pointz are leaned maxxed and weed maxxed

 

[rares54]

brownish af

my strong pointz are leaned maxxed and weed maxxed

ye thats why u can't get stoner girls bro. it's the age, most stoner girls are a lot younger and at that point of age of yours u'll find crack addicts women not stoner girls.

 

[MACHETE]

ye thats why u can't get stoner girls bro. it's the age, most stoner girls are a lot younger and at that point of age of yours u'll find crack addicts women not stoner girls.

youngest ive gotten were 18-24

i dont really date women my age. They boring and already rotten

 

[rares54]

youngest ive gotten were 18-24

i dont really date women my age. They boring and already rotten

exactly

 

[marek937]

i smoke weed everyday, since i wake up.

You are living the dream m8

 

[lilxder2]

30 year old

so sorry

 

[tervile1]

Im a 30 year old
Im 1.76 m

i smoke weed everyday, since i wake up. I smoke weed, log into my job - im billingual so i work with that over my pc
i play guitar since i was 14 years old so i still play guitar and music in general
i swim, and i think my body is slim but looks kinda ok, I lift weights but not in the gym, so i have very small weights at home

my other hobbies are videogames, weed, 3d design and weed

im highly autistic when it comez to dating

1.76m Nigga you better be One direction type of Cuck if not just Bodybuilding max to slay some milfs hard for you to get young woman if not falling into first category

 

[MACHETE]

1.76m Nigga you better be One direction type of Cuck if not just Bodybuilding max to slay some milfs hard for you to get young woman if not falling into first category

20 years old

19year old

jfl,

youn gbitchez alwayz tell me "NO way youre 32, i thought you were 28 max"

 

[MACHETE]

so sorry

 

[tervile1]

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20 years old
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19year old

jfl,

youn gbitchez alwayz tell me "NO way youre 32, i thought you were 28 max"

nigga shoot your shot and send clips afterwards

 

[bradpittshairline]

Im a 30 year old
Im 1.76 m

i smoke weed everyday, since i wake up. I smoke weed, log into my job - im billingual so i work with that over my pc
i play guitar since i was 14 years old so i still play guitar and music in general
i swim, and i think my body is slim but looks kinda ok, I lift weights but not in the gym, so i have very small weights at home

my other hobbies are videogames, weed, 3d design and weed

im highly autistic when it comez to dating

girls who have been to rehab within the last 2 years, girls who don't shave their armpits

 

[MACHETE]

nigga shoot your shot and send clips afterwards

high af rn

 

[MACHETE]

: girls who have been to rehab within the last 2 years, girls who don't shave their armpits

muzt suck to be balding at young age , nigga

 

[bradpittshairline]

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muzt suck to be balding at young age , nigga

who

 

[User28823]

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holy fuark i mog u to oblivion

 

[MACHETE]

who

holy fuark i mog u to oblivion

norwood 2 cant mog

muzt suck to be bald at young age

 

[User28823]

norwood 2 cant mog

muzt suck to be bald at young age

i don't think u know what bald means, must be a language barrier... not so bilingual after all...

i actually thought this was a woman when i first looked at it

framecel, ethnic, manlet, weak, poor at 30... unfortunately this leaves u with few options, but i see u have already resorted to fucking trannies

 

[MACHETE]

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i don't think u know what bald means, must be a language barrier... not so bilingual after all...

i actually thought this was a woman when i first looked at it
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framecel, ethnic, manlet, weak, poor at 30... unfortunately this leaves u with few options, but i see u have already resorted to fucking trannies
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imagine getting hairmogged

muzt suck to have no talent, no women and no HAIR

 

[MACHETE]

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Nigga thinkz thiz iz a healthy hairline HAHAHAHA

 

[User28823]

imagine getting hairmogged

muzt suck to have no talent, no women and no HAIR

ur talents are smoking weed and playing guitar alone in ur prison cell of an apartment

meanwhile I am
- richer
- more aesthetic
- stronger
- speak more languages
- mechanical genius
- elite programmer
- graduated top of my class in STEM
- excellent chef
... i would continue but i don't have all day