Which of these hairstyles has the highest SMV in 2023?

Which of these hairstyles has the highest SMV in 2023?


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Fringe
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Fluffy curtains
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Neat curtains
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last one
 
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first looks weird, second probabyly too muhc effort so last mogs
We're voting in terms of objective SMV and not your subjective tastes, though I personally like the last one.
 
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We're voting in terms of objective SMV and not your subjective tastes, though I personally like the last one.
last gives best smv because it loks better
 
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ne(e)t curtains for u obviously
 
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It is over for all of them.
 
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I have fringe and it:
Looks like shit.
 
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Fringe for me tbh
 
fluffy curtains > fringe > neat curtains from my experience, but depends on harmony and flaws, for example fringe is best for those with big foreheads
 
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fluffy curtains tbh.

i think fringes only look good on a very specific type of hair. like in the examples u gave, their hair was too curly

i feel like neat curtains is just a worser version of fluffy curtains b/c fluffy has more volume
 
3rd moggs
 
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My curtains mog
 

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They're all cheatcodes and I can achieve none of them
 
fluffy curtains > fringe > neat curtains from my experience, but depends on harmony and flaws, for example fringe is best for those with big foreheads
Why that order?
 
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fluffy curtains tbh.

i think fringes only look good on a very specific type of hair. like in the examples u gave, their hair was too curly

i feel like neat curtains is just a worser version of fluffy curtains b/c fluffy has more volume
What's the failo for neat curtains?
 
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One thats suits u the best.
 
All of them are good
 
Those haircuts seem to childish and are mainly for little boys . This haircut is ideal for men like in my avi

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Why that order?
fluffy curtains is unique irl, most people that have curtains have neat curtains and it looks completely nerd and dogshit, fringe looks really good but practically everyone nowadays has it
 
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fluffy curtains is unique irl, most people that have curtains have neat curtains and it looks completely nerd and dogshit, fringe looks really good but practically everyone nowadays has it
Are you prettyboypilled?
 
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Are you prettyboypilled?
I have to be bro my face is like if these two nlggers had a baby

 
JFL you went from prettyboypilled to mascpilled
I honestly don’t know what niche i fit in , i have some prettyboy features but body and hair is masc . Im trying to perfect a balance of both .
 
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All look gay and feminine
 
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Either of the curtains work well if you are a prettyboy
 
Gay af
Mullet mogs
 

In reality this is impossible to answer in one way. It heavily depends on ones skull shape.

Assuming you have perfect skull (balanced forhead with no slope, flat and broad roof, prominent occiput) curly fringe with undercut will mog, beacuse those tight sides will heavily highlight your cheekbones.

Fluffy curtains on the other hand, also called as wavy middle part is an extremely good haircut if you must cover up some skull flaws. It will frame your face to the best proportions when cut and styling is mastered and it will fucking reshape your subhuman skull and give off a warrior skull impression.

It will combat effectively:

-early corners (good hair density required)
-not squarish hairline impression
-slopped forehead (this is hard or impossible to achieve with the curly fringe from the side profile)
-slopped roof of your skull
-flat occiput bone
-even some fuckin ear deformations

Those "neat curtains" are just fluffy curtains on day 3, or just a cut without styling, so I wouldn't count it as a separate category here.

In short: perfect skull - curly fringe with undercut, flawed skull - wavy middle part
 
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its not the hairstyles but the faces below them
 

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