why do I unironically feel like the main character?

[Vermilioncore]

I’m like a johnny depp character like Sweeney Todd or Edward Scissorhands.

Irl when I go into the pool I wear pants and a long sleeve shirt. While everyone else is being normal without a shirt laughing, I’m sitting in the corner like an absolute unit.

Also, I sit there in my room writing poems and novellas like an old 1920s Kafka type guy.

All of this unironically tbh. I know it sounds like a joke but it’s true. All of these things are similar traits to people like Edgar Allen Poe, Franz Kafka and William Shakespeare.

Am I destined for greatness?

 

[SecularIslamist]

Am I destined for greatness?

No. You're destined for irrelevance and will be forgotten like you never existed.

 

[Yuno_howitez]

blud is an npc

 

[The Grinch]

Am I destined for greatness?

Yes, you are destined to be popular on looksmax.org

 

[Debetro]

 

[Hardrada]

The main character? Who tf is gonna watch a movie of an autistic schizophrenic who spends their entire life shitposting on incel forums all day?

 

[Vermilioncore]

The main character? Who tf is gonna watch a movie of an autistic schizophrenic who spends their entire life shitposting on incel forums all day?

Me!

 

[Deleted member 31388]

I’m like a johnny depp character like Sweeney Todd or Edward Scissorhands.

Irl when I go into the pool I wear pants and a long sleeve shirt. While everyone else is being normal without a shirt laughing, I’m sitting in the corner like an absolute unit.

Also, I sit there in my room writing poems and novellas like an old 1920s Kafka type guy.

All of this unironically tbh. I know it sounds like a joke but it’s true. All of these things are similar traits to people like Edgar Allen Poe, Franz Kafka and William Shakespeare.

Am I destined for greatness?

Main character of a documentary about losers

 

[DarkWanderer]

 

[Deleted member 68444]

The main character? Who tf is gonna watch a movie of an autistic schizophrenic who spends their entire life shitposting on incel forums all day?

You just described yourself

 

[Hardrada]

You just described yourself

Literally none of those things apply to me

 

[Fred Stankovich]

your posts alone make this site browseable

 

[Vermilioncore]

your posts alone make this site browseable

I’m the main character what can I say?

 

[Fred Stankovich]

I’m the main character what can I say?

that would be me, but the fact i find you tolerable should be more than enough of a compliment to you

 

[Vermilioncore]

that would be me, but the fact i find you tolerable should be more than enough of a compliment to you

Negative buddy. You’re the supporting character but it’s okay

 

[Fred Stankovich]

noooooooooooooo. we not friends anymore!

 

[Vermilioncore]

noooooooooooooo. we not friends anymore!

Why buddy

 

[Fred Stankovich]

because i'm the main character, not you!

 

[Vermilioncore]

because i'm the main character, not you!

No I am

 

[Fred Stankovich]

ffs

 

[Vermilioncore]

ffs

Let’s negotiate bud

 

[Fred Stankovich]

i'll give you an offer within the next 14 days

 

[Zeruel]

I’m like a johnny depp character like Sweeney Todd or Edward Scissorhands.

Irl when I go into the pool I wear pants and a long sleeve shirt. While everyone else is being normal without a shirt laughing, I’m sitting in the corner like an absolute unit.

Also, I sit there in my room writing poems and novellas like an old 1920s Kafka type guy.

All of this unironically tbh. I know it sounds like a joke but it’s true. All of these things are similar traits to people like Edgar Allen Poe, Franz Kafka and William Shakespeare.

Am I destined for greatness?

How come i am a sissy side character who dies first, fucks his gay little hand and receives small penis humiliation from the main character and my wife (main character’s fuckmeat)