Why do people call the bathroom “the head”

[Vermilioncore]

At my old job some crippled old fart came into the building and said “I’m hitting the head in case you need me”

Why’s it called that?

 

[Hardrada]

He used the bathroom to smash his head against the wall

 

[Vermilioncore]

He used the bathroom to smash his head against the wall

And walked out with stars above his head and swirly eyes

 

[Hardrada]

And walked out with stars above his head and swirly eyes

Blud is NOT judgeandjury

 

[SoundnVision]

Fella went in there to get his dick sucked
Cheeky bit of head

 

[fukmylyf]

judgeandjury the type of fella you think is dead, but he returns later with an eyepatch

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fella went in there to get his dick sucked
Cheeky bit of head

Nah who tf gave that nigga head? there was no one in there

 

[Vermilioncore]

judgeandjury the type of fella you think is dead, but he returns later with an eyepatch

judge and jury the type of rascal to try to team up with the main protagonist by saying “imagine the two of us. We’d be unstoppable”

 

[moggathon]

At my old job some crippled old fart came into the building and said “I’m hitting the head in case you need me”

Why’s it called that?

if i had the answer i would tell you bud.

 

[SoundnVision]

Nah who tf gave that nigga head? there was no one in there

Maybe he sucked himself!
Cheeky boy

 

[xegigi]

hitting the head is like saying "beating the meat"

he was going to jerk off in the bathroom

 

[Vermilioncore]

Maybe he sucked himself!
Cheeky boy

Nah he had some swamp monster come out of the drain to suck him off ninja turtles typeshit

 

[SoundnVision]

hitting the head is like saying "beating the meat"

he was going to jerk off in the bathroom

If ya gotta beat that meat then ya gotta fucking beat it!

 

[xegigi]

If ya gotta beat that meat then ya gotta fucking beat it!

basic needs

 

[Hardrada]

JudgeandJury the type of guy to delete his account but still lurk and probably make another account soon if he hasn't already

 

[dopaminebeyondfried]

Means he wants u to suck him off in the stalls

 

[Vermilioncore]

Means he wants u to suck him off in the stalls

Nah I’d slit his faggot throat and take a photo and send it to his faggot grandchildren

 

[Manletmachine]

judge and jury the type of rascal to try to team up with the main protagonist by saying “imagine the two of us. We’d be unstoppable”

@lone wolf

 

[Zonar]

Maybe because you get free head