Why do zoomers have such weak grip?

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I went on a smoke break and when I came back there was this legit I’m not even joking 6’6-6’8 dude on my chair

Bros legit a giant nice guy tbh

But I was like bro fuck off and then he tried to grip my hand to show dominance or whatever bros huge but grips like a girl

Nigga i literally squeezed that hand big bro was getting up real fast 🤣
 
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It was in front of some girls too I was expecting more from that faggot
 
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I guess you have, old man streght
 
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And then you woke up from your dream with no Alien Stacy in your bed, and you cried yourself back to sleep.

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I guess you have, old man streght
Old men mog In strength and hand size

Tallfags have small hands avarage 5’6 old man has huge hands idk how
 
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And then you woke up from your dream with no Alien Stacy in your bed, and you cried yourself back to sleep.

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I like him tho he’s a nice tallfag poor nigga is broke asf
 
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Old men mog In strength and hand size

Tallfags have small hands avarage 5’6 old man has huge hands idk how
I really shouldn't have as much grip strength as I do tbh. I have thin, weak fingers, weigh only 150, have thin wrists and don't exercise/do strength training, but my crush grip is more than 150 pounds. I have forced arm-wrestling rounds for waayyyy longer than they should have lasted just because they couldn't get my wrist to touch the table.

Unfortunately my pinch grip is absolute ass
 
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I really shouldn't have as much grip strength as I do tbh. I have thin, weak fingers, weigh only 150, have thin wrists and don't exercise/do strength training, but my crush grip is more than 150 pounds.

Unfortunately my pinch grip is absolute ass
Pinch grip is useless what u gonna be the mortal pincher or some shit?
 
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Pinch grip is useless what u gonna be the mortal pincher or some shit?
I'm a guitar player bhai. I don't have issues on electric but it's such a hassle playing with femboy faggot fingers on acoustic :feelswah:

Also my grip is literally too strong for my fingers, so they get hurt if I exert myself too much
 
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I went on a smoke break and when I came back there was this legit I’m not even joking 6’6-6’8 dude on my chair

Bros legit a giant nice guy tbh

But I was like bro fuck off and then he tried to grip my hand to show dominance or whatever bros huge but grips like a girl

Nigga i literally squeezed that hand big bro was getting up real fast 🤣
6’8 minus curryflation is 5’11.5 with lifts. Op is 4’11
 
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6’8 minus curryflation is 5’11.5 with lifts. Op is 4’11
Nigga I’m not 6’8 it’s some Croatian dude In my class

I’m a whole head shorter than big bro
 
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Nigga I’m not 6’8 it’s some Croatian dude In my class

I’m a whole head shorter than big bro
Hence why I said ‘OP is 4’11’.
 
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Nigga I’m not 6’8 it’s some Croatian dude In my class

I’m a whole head shorter than big bro
Will never forgive Croatia for how they did Brazil

If I meet someone from there irl I'm gonna slide for my homeland idgaf
 
Hence why I said ‘OP is 4’11’.
Nah man he’s huge framcel even due to all that height

Bro is literally huge he heightmogs everyone there
 
Nah man he’s huge framcel even due to all that height

Bro is literally huge he heightmogs everyone there
What’s he like facially?
 
What’s he like facially?
He’s like mtn but bro has more acne than hair on his head bro be looking like a nee hive

Tho tall asf like litterally 6’6 minimum
 
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He’s like mtn but bro has more acne than hair on his head bro be looking like a nee hive

Tho tall asf like litterally 6’6 minimum
Over for that framecel then
 
the best thing for grip strength is dead hang pull ups and the respective progessions afterward

one arm hangs, towel hangs, etc

Fingertip pushups are great too
 
I went on a smoke break and when I came back there was this legit I’m not even joking 6’6-6’8 dude on my chair

Bros legit a giant nice guy tbh

But I was like bro fuck off and then he tried to grip my hand to show dominance or whatever bros huge but grips like a girl

Nigga i literally squeezed that hand big bro was getting up real fast 🤣
He was giving u confidence lmao
 
Grip strengh is directly associated with T levels no surprise
 
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He was giving u confidence lmao
Nah man at one point I could see the vains in his forehead bro was using so much power it looked like he was taking a shit
 
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Nah man at one point I could see the vains in his forehead bro was using so much power it looked like he was taking a shit
I have had the same thing happen to me, but tall people have better grip since there hands are bigger, just look at nba players and how they palm the ball
 
I have had the same thing happen to me, but tall people have better grip since there hands are bigger, just look at nba players and how they palm the ball
Tbh zoomers have same hands I get hand mogger by boomer manlets yet tall fags are almost as big if not the same as mine
 
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Zoomers have everything weak except height.
 
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Tbh zoomers have same hands I get hand mogger by boomer manlets yet tall fags are almost as big if not the same as mine
Could be genetics but who knows. Hgh is what makes your hands bigger tho
 
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