why does my old fart neighbor always talk to the mail man

[Vermilioncore]

he’s always outside trying to chat with him or talk to the neighbors. Basically he talks to everyone except me. He hates me and one time he said “hey bud you gotta move your car it’s leaking oil” and I said “nah I’m good” and walked inside.

can’t wait until I see the ambulance pull up to his house and take his dead body away. Hes old as shit and lives alone so when he dies, no one’s gonna know.

I have a bottle of wine I’m gonna open when he passes

 

[fuxkdakikez]

dunno

 

[viniciz]

kill him

 

[Vermilioncore]

dunno

Cmon buddy can’t just say that