Why the fuck do I look so weird and unrateable.

Bzz

Bzz

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There is something wrong. I can sense it. I look deformed and majestic at the same time
 

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Dont ask me
 
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because ur @funkyflamingo
 
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Very rateable actually. LTN.
 
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There is something wrong. I can sense it. I look deformed and majestic at the same time
Shittiest lips on the forum
 
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Potato nose, really thin narrow lips, and out of place zygo lateral projection that doesn't fit your skull(looks swollen)
Fix these things and you'll become MTN
 
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Potato nose, really thin narrow lips, and out of place zygo lateral projection that doesn't fit your skull(looks swollen)
Fix these things and you'll become MTN
Shittiest lips on the forum
My lips are fine keep coping. This is neutral expression. No bloat no distortion.
 

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My lips are fine keep coping. This is neutral expression. No bloat no distortion.
They’re so fucking thin and small relative to your face. Legit looks like you’re pouting. Legit super narrow lips like your nose can failo anyone.
 
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They’re so fucking thin and small relative to your face. Legit looks like you’re pouting. Legit super narrow lips like your nose can failo anyone.
No problem beard will hide that failo
 
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No problem beard will hide that failo
No it won’t bro lol. A beard won’t grow over your lips dude. This failo cucks you so hard and makes you look like you’re perma pouting. So over dude unless you fix this
 
My lips are fine keep coping. This is neutral expression. No bloat no distortion.
You look like such a fag here too lmfao. Id legit assume you are gay
 
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Very rateable actually. LTN.
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He is recessed, but juts and frauds his pictures. That’s why he has bdd. Deep down he knows he isn’t attractive and has to keep getting incel validation to cope.

People telling him to get bimax so he can finally ascend and leave this forum. He will be stuck in here unfortunately.
 
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you look like gay asf
 
View attachment 2821851 He is recessed, but juts and frauds his pictures. That’s why he has bdd. Deep down he knows he isn’t attractive and has to keep getting incel validation to cope.

People telling him to get bimax so he can finally ascend and leave this forum. He will be stuck in here unfortunately.
Jfl my nigga literally used my worst side profile pic with max bloat.
 
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View attachment 2821851 He is recessed, but juts and frauds his pictures. That’s why he has bdd. Deep down he knows he isn’t attractive and has to keep getting incel validation to cope.

People telling him to get bimax so he can finally ascend and leave this forum. He will be stuck in here unfortunately.
It's both hilarious and disturbing. He keeps mentally masturbating at the thought of finally losing "the bloat" and ascending when he puts zero effort into those goals
All this niggas does 24/7 is eat fast food, take aspie pictures, upload such said pictures on here, and complain about his "bloat" when the botched rhinoplasty should be more of his concern. Subhuman face and a 75 IQ
 
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Jfl my nigga literally used my worst side profile pic with max bloat.
It’s not the bloat bro. Look at your lip seal.
 
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It's both hilarious and disturbing. He keeps mentally masturbating at the thought of finally losing "the bloat" and ascending when he puts zero effort into those goals
All this niggas does 24/7 is eat fast food, take aspie pictures, upload such said pictures on here, and complain about his "bloat" when the botched rhinoplasty should be more of his concern. Subhuman face and a 75 IQ
Cant lie. U r kinda right here jfl
 
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It's both hilarious and disturbing. He keeps mentally masturbating at the thought of finally losing "the bloat" and ascending when he puts zero effort into those goals
All this niggas does 24/7 is eat fast food, take aspie pictures, upload such said pictures on here, and complain about his "bloat" when the botched rhinoplasty should be more of his concern. Subhuman face and a 75 IQ
I mog u
 
Cant lie. U r kinda right here jfl
It’s not funny bro. Leave the forum and take action instead of uploading the same pics everyday. You already know the answers. Why keep posting it?
 
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It’s not funny bro. Leave the forum and take action instead of uploading the same pics everyday. You already know the answers. Why keep posting it?
Alright, sir
 
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didn't known Funky used to be subhuman, you have to be happy about being MTN now but I don't think HTN is possible ever for you.
 
why his lip seal?
Look how his upper lips protrudes.

He has: SHORT FACE SYNDROME with RETRUSION OF THE MAXILOMANDIBULAR COMPLEX with CLASS 2 MALOCCLUSION.
 
you just look like you should be buff (should have a thicker neck, bigger build) but you're just not, 15 year old me would snap you in half despite all your "looksmaxxing"
 
nah actually you just look gay
 
View attachment 2821851 He is recessed, but juts and frauds his pictures. That’s why he has bdd. Deep down he knows he isn’t attractive and has to keep getting incel validation to cope.

People telling him to get bimax so he can finally ascend and leave this forum. He will be stuck in here unfortunately.
Bro really paid for a shit rhino that gave him potato nose when his main failo is his skull. Looking bloated while being lean should be telling of that
 
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My lips are fine keep coping. This is neutral expression. No bloat no distortion.
U have round face wide uncanny nose.
 

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There is something wrong. I can sense it. I look deformed and majestic at the same time
Hello bro.

I’m pretty sure somebody saw you irl and said you looked like a strong HTN. You’re just bad at taking photos probably.

Please do not do any more hardmaxxing and do not listen to these schizophrenics here who say “mouth is too small”, and issues with stuff like “zygos”

Your eye color with contacts halos you enough. And you have a good enough physique (just start training neck when you can as that is the biggest failo), and you also said you’re about 6ft (5ft 10 unfrauded).

You will be fine. Just softmaxx (maybe better hairstyle would help you out). And just act NT and you will be fine.
 
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dang lookin good in that seocond pic, u just gotta bad forehead tbh.
 
Eye area carrying you
 
Hello bro.

I’m pretty sure somebody saw you irl and said you looked like a strong HTN. You’re just bad at taking photos probably.

Please do not do any more hardmaxxing and do not listen to these schizophrenics here who say “mouth is too small”, and issues with stuff like “zygos”

Your eye color with contacts halos you enough. And you have a good enough physique (just start training neck when you can as that is the biggest failo), and you also said you’re about 6ft (5ft 10 unfrauded).

You will be fine. Just softmaxx (maybe better hairstyle would help you out). And just act NT and you will be fine.
@Allornothing
 
Bro really paid for a shit rhino that gave him potato nose when his main failo is his skull. Looking bloated while being lean should be telling of that
His nose was always a failo too, i think he went too fast with the surgery cuz his surgeon removed his nasal bridge and gave him feminine nose instead of a salludon masculin psl nose, he would mog with that one
 
Could it be your non existent ramus and jaw?
 
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His nose was always a failo too, i think he went too fast with the surgery cuz his surgeon removed his nasal bridge and gave him feminine nose instead of a salludon masculin psl nose, he would mog with that one
Ngl I think this nose suits my face more than salludons nose. Otherwise my face would be way too masculine and intimidating. The feminine nose gave my face more balance.
 
Ngl I think this nose suits my face more than salludons nose. Otherwise my face would be way too masculine and intimidating. The feminine nose gave my face more balance.

Cracking Up Lol GIF
 
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Ngl I think this nose suits my face more than salludons nose. Otherwise my face would be way too masculine and intimidating. The feminine nose gave my face more balance.
I cant really agree with you there.
Users say youre looking gay and nose is a big reason for that
Also yes you would be intimidating but looking good while being masculin and low trust gives off mysterious and cool vibes
 
Tiny brain. Your skull around brain is small.

This might make people think you are more prone to violence and less stable. It's superficial, and they shouldn't just you for that.

There is skull surgery.
 

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