Will you sell your lifespan for some cash?

How much lifespan did you give up?

  • 1-6 month

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • 6 month - 1 years

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • 1 year - 5 years

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5 - 10 years

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • 10-20 years

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • 20-40 years

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • 40-60 years

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • 60-80 years

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • 0 (you won't deal anything)

    Votes: 5 35.7%

  • Total voters
    14
  • Poll closed .
PseduoAryan

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Imagine you could trade some years of your life for a few bucks. The more years you give up, the more money you get. This is a one-time choice, though.
And many conditions apply. Would you ever consider this?

Also who do you think will give away more of his lifespan and who will revive the least amount of money after selling their entire lifespan?

INCEL or NORMIE or CHAD

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For my nerdcels here is an estimate calculation

Younger = More Earning Potential
Start with a high number (like $1 million) and subtract some money for each year of your age. (Example: 30 years old = subtract $30,000 per year).

Healthier = Potentially More Time to Sell: Increase the total amount if you're in good health.

More Goals = Less Time to Achieve: Increase the total amount if you have a lot you still want to do in life.

More Dependents = Greater

Responsibility = Decrease the total amount
if you have people who rely on you.
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THIS CALCULATION TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA->

- Base amount = $1,000,000
- 30 years old (subtract $30,000/year) = $700,000
- Good health (add 10%) = $770,000
- Many goals (add 20%) = $924,000
- Few dependents (add 10%) = Final: $1,016,400
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CONDITIONS -

- Can't kill yourself before the assigned time of death
- Can't tell anyone else about your situation.
- No major crime can be committed, if ignored your ass will be put down
- you can't reverse or decrease the lifespan U give up

> MINIMUM = 1 month
> MAXIMUM = entire life span minus 1 day


So what are you going to do.
Will you do it?

Tbh I would sell my entire lifespan with just 1 day left.
And end that 1 day with suicide but that's not in the option so I would for 1 month
 
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Remember to tell the amount of money you are getting as well.

If you are finding it hard to calculate. I will calculate it for you.
Remember to be ready to give details like age, khhv status, health and financial condition
 
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I'll live my life the way I'm supposed to live it.
Men never make business with life and death
 
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ill just die
 
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Imagine you could trade some years of your life for a few bucks. The more years you give up, the more money you get. This is a one-time choice, though.
And many conditions apply. Would you ever consider this?

Also who do you think will give away more of his lifespan and who will revive the least amount of money after selling their entire lifespan?

INCEL or NORMIE or CHAD

--------------------------------------
For my nerdcels here is an estimate calculation

Younger = More Earning Potential
Start with a high number (like $1 million) and subtract some money for each year of your age. (Example: 30 years old = subtract $30,000 per year).

Healthier = Potentially More Time to Sell: Increase the total amount if you're in good health.

More Goals = Less Time to Achieve: Increase the total amount if you have a lot you still want to do in life.

More Dependents = Greater

Responsibility = Decrease the total amount
if you have people who rely on you.
----------------------------------------

THIS CALCULATION TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA->

- Base amount = $1,000,000
- 30 years old (subtract $30,000/year) = $700,000
- Good health (add 10%) = $770,000
- Many goals (add 20%) = $924,000
- Few dependents (add 10%) = Final: $1,016,400
----------------------------------------
CONDITIONS -

- Can't kill yourself before the assigned time of death
- Can't tell anyone else about your situation.
- No major crime can be committed, if ignored your ass will be put down
- you can't reverse or decrease the lifespan U give up

> MINIMUM = 1 month
> MAXIMUM = entire life span minus 1 day


So what are you going to do.
Will you do it?

Tbh I would sell my entire lifespan with just 1 day left.
And end that 1 day with suicide but that's not in the option so I would for 1 month
I will sell 70 percent of my remaining life span to live as chad
 
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I didn’t really understand so help me, i’m ready to give up 40 years, expecting to live until 80 so i’ll day at 40
 
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need a higher bid
 
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I didn’t really understand so help me, i’m ready to give up 40 years, expecting to live until 80 so i’ll day at 40
Remember to tell the amount of money you are getting as well.

If you are finding it hard to calculate. I will calculate it for you.
Remember to be ready to give details like age, khhv status, health and financial condition
 
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19, body count 1, healthy, financially stable with a job
 
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I did business but I'm still too dumb to figure exactly this formula bro, either way, I'm 25 and if I'm expected to live 80 years I can give 15 years to get LL and a few surgeries done.

although this is tricky cuz let's say even if you're expected to live 80 years you very well could be programmed to die at 40 like many people do, so you sell 15 and it'd mean I would die anytime this year, brutal.
 
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not reading allat fr

why you writing whole paragraph essays for such a simple question
 
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19, body count 1, healthy, financially stable with a job
Between $250,000-280,000 by assuming you are going to keep working at a fast food chain

Can increase based on your job
 
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not reading allat fr

why you writing whole paragraph essays for such a simple question
I prefer to be specific over blunt
Get your adhd ass outta here
 
Imagine you could trade some years of your life for a few bucks. The more years you give up, the more money you get. This is a one-time choice, though.
And many conditions apply. Would you ever consider this?

Also who do you think will give away more of his lifespan and who will revive the least amount of money after selling their entire lifespan?

INCEL or NORMIE or CHAD

--------------------------------------
For my nerdcels here is an estimate calculation

Younger = More Earning Potential
Start with a high number (like $1 million) and subtract some money for each year of your age. (Example: 30 years old = subtract $30,000 per year).

Healthier = Potentially More Time to Sell: Increase the total amount if you're in good health.

More Goals = Less Time to Achieve: Increase the total amount if you have a lot you still want to do in life.

More Dependents = Greater

Responsibility = Decrease the total amount
if you have people who rely on you.
----------------------------------------

THIS CALCULATION TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA->

- Base amount = $1,000,000
- 30 years old (subtract $30,000/year) = $700,000
- Good health (add 10%) = $770,000
- Many goals (add 20%) = $924,000
- Few dependents (add 10%) = Final: $1,016,400
----------------------------------------
CONDITIONS -

- Can't kill yourself before the assigned time of death
- Can't tell anyone else about your situation.
- No major crime can be committed, if ignored your ass will be put down
- you can't reverse or decrease the lifespan U give up

> MINIMUM = 1 month
> MAXIMUM = entire life span minus 1 day


So what are you going to do.
Will you do it?

Tbh I would sell my entire lifespan with just 1 day left.
And end that 1 day with suicide but that's not in the option so I would for 1 month
Idk how long I’m gonna live up to but the average is like 80 or some shit, so id wanna live to 30 at the longest and then just die
 
Between $250,000-280,000 by assuming you are going to keep working at a fast food chain

Can increase based on your job
what if I stop working and live off those 280k?
 
giga worth I don't have to "live" past 40 and I get enough money to do whatever I want
 
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I'll take the 80 years. Me and Davy Jones go way back, brah, i'll be alr
 

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