@william2605 is chico

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We all know chico descended from gigachad

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to a normie

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brutal.

After he stopped getting blowjob offers from numerous stacies every day, he fell into a deep depression.

Chico spend numerous dark nights crying in his bed, constantly picturing the hundreds of average 6'3 zoomies that brutally mogged him this morning when he commuted through the city. (shoutout to Mongolia)

All those TikTok chads experiencing tons of female thirst, while his looks only suffice for starfish sex with his MTB wife.



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But then, chico's brain remembered PSL and lookism. He remembered how much worship he got there and how he had god status there...

Foolishly, he decided to lurk with the end goal of fixing his dopamine deficiency and fucked up receptors, only to be confronted again with the brutal reality of his descension:



this of course only spiked his cortisol even more:

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(Jfl at this fatcel)

1 morning commute away from roping, he made a last desparate effort to lifemaxx and created an account:

Thus, @william2605 was born.

He made his first thread, asking what makes chico look so harmonious:


Surprisingly, the responses were good and Chico the abused dog god addicted to the dopamine flash he cant get anywhere else

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Ever since then, chico, aka 'william' constanly makes threads asking about his harmony and insecurities, while never seeming to be happy with any answer.

Its all an elaborate LARP (also his supposed retardedness) to squeeze out every last little compliment of any user
to feed the ego of this abused dog.

(Threads after he got mogged by TikTok chads and other PSL gods: )


Tagging william enthusiasts:

@User49 @cytoplasm @ripcordgod1 @WishIwasChico @exo @RR2XCUP @prettyboyy @Blackgymmax @Dr. Bruh @chawaje @julianchicago @Grel Hellscream @seleucus @PointOfNoReturn @forevergymcelling @forevermirin
 
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Yeah I’m chico
 
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read every word good post. i cant believe chico is here
 
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chioc is in cel i 2023
 
Dnr, but I assume its funny
 
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No he is just obsessed with him

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Chico is finished but his son is gonna take his place anyways
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i feel bad for the kids who gonna encounter this as competition in school.
 
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Dnrd explain Chico harmony
 
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There is no way he is a real person. Like I said he is on every social media platform basically and I interacted with him on youtube and it was ropefuel
 
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Dnrd explain Chico harmony

There's literally no man better looking than Francisco Lachowski​


And I'm not talking about 2007 Chico with autistic photos on his Facebook, I'm not talking about 2008 Francisco who won the Ford Men's Supermodel of the World in São Paulo and then won a Ford modelling contract and worked for Dior Homme, Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, DSquared, Gucci, Cavalli, Armani and others, I'm not talking about 2016 post-prime bearded Chico with two kids and married with Jessiann Gravel Beland, hell, I'm talking about 2010 Francisco with perfect facial harmony and universal appeal, 6'5" tall with perfect frame and bideltoid breadth, completely hooded eyes with aegyo sal and neutral canthal tilt with no scleral show and no upper eyelid exposure, flawless skin and perfect facial leanness, 1.88 fwhr, 0 on the NW scale, 7 cm interpupillary distance and 14.2cm of zygo width, forward grown maxilla and jawline with a massive skull.Francisco Lachowski comes very close to perfection. There are virtually no flaws in his facial appearance, the only flaws can be drawn when we go below the neck.. which is irrelevant when you consider his facial aesthetics.He has perfect maxillofacial growth which becomes evident from the zygomatic arches that project wide (adds facial width) and are round in shape in the tipping points. The nose is perfect: straight nasal septum indicates the face hasn't grown vertically more than it should at any point in developmental time so it doesn't appear hooked, it is also devoid of any obscure mal/formations, crookedness or deviation (some of which are typically caused by allergies or force trauma).He has near perfect dentofacial growth. While he has gotten some dental aid with orthodontics (evident from the appearance of his top central and lateral incisors+canines), his bite is perfect. You can tell this by looking at his lip posture, which is affected by the position of the mandible, and anyone will agree that it looks nice and balanced.The mandible is in an ideal position which means there's no malocclusion, and malocclusions have an enormous impact on the aesthetic appearance of the face. This is rare because with modern [western] diet and the rapid increase of allergies, it is extremely hard for most males to develop a nice looking jaw (not to mention that you need the appropriate testosterone levels and genetics to develop one). Lots of males that would normally develop a jaw similar to Lachowski's don't, because of mouth breathing or improper masticatory usage (the diet is too soft). It takes a perfect growing environment on top of good genes and hormone profile to develop a balanced facial structure like Lachowski's, and that's leaving out the individual features like the eye area, which in Lachowski's case is unique in itself.Now combine all this with the fact that he is over 6'2''. A good looking face with pretty features is hard to achieve when given a tall skeletal build. Most guys that you see with really pretty or handsome faces are 5'9'' to 5'11'', i.e. average height. You will very rarely see someone as aesthetic with masculine features as Francisco. You see beautiful women all the time and there's nothing admirable about being a pretty girl because it's so easily achievable and common. Beautiful men are an exception to the rule; something that should be admired, not only because of the beauty itself but the difficulty in achieving such beauty.

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Brutal this video was posted 8 years ago
 
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There's literally no man better looking than Francisco Lachowski​


And I'm not talking about 2007 Chico with autistic photos on his Facebook, I'm not talking about 2008 Francisco who won the Ford Men's Supermodel of the World in São Paulo and then won a Ford modelling contract and worked for Dior Homme, Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, DSquared, Gucci, Cavalli, Armani and others, I'm not talking about 2016 post-prime bearded Chico with two kids and married with Jessiann Gravel Beland, hell, I'm talking about 2010 Francisco with perfect facial harmony and universal appeal, 6'5" tall with perfect frame and bideltoid breadth, completely hooded eyes with aegyo sal and neutral canthal tilt with no scleral show and no upper eyelid exposure, flawless skin and perfect facial leanness, 1.88 fwhr, 0 on the NW scale, 7 cm interpupillary distance and 14.2cm of zygo width, forward grown maxilla and jawline with a massive skull.Francisco Lachowski comes very close to perfection. There are virtually no flaws in his facial appearance, the only flaws can be drawn when we go below the neck.. which is irrelevant when you consider his facial aesthetics.He has perfect maxillofacial growth which becomes evident from the zygomatic arches that project wide (adds facial width) and are round in shape in the tipping points. The nose is perfect: straight nasal septum indicates the face hasn't grown vertically more than it should at any point in developmental time so it doesn't appear hooked, it is also devoid of any obscure mal/formations, crookedness or deviation (some of which are typically caused by allergies or force trauma).He has near perfect dentofacial growth. While he has gotten some dental aid with orthodontics (evident from the appearance of his top central and lateral incisors+canines), his bite is perfect. You can tell this by looking at his lip posture, which is affected by the position of the mandible, and anyone will agree that it looks nice and balanced.The mandible is in an ideal position which means there's no malocclusion, and malocclusions have an enormous impact on the aesthetic appearance of the face. This is rare because with modern [western] diet and the rapid increase of allergies, it is extremely hard for most males to develop a nice looking jaw (not to mention that you need the appropriate testosterone levels and genetics to develop one). Lots of males that would normally develop a jaw similar to Lachowski's don't, because of mouth breathing or improper masticatory usage (the diet is too soft). It takes a perfect growing environment on top of good genes and hormone profile to develop a balanced facial structure like Lachowski's, and that's leaving out the individual features like the eye area, which in Lachowski's case is unique in itself.Now combine all this with the fact that he is over 6'2''. A good looking face with pretty features is hard to achieve when given a tall skeletal build. Most guys that you see with really pretty or handsome faces are 5'9'' to 5'11'', i.e. average height. You will very rarely see someone as aesthetic with masculine features as Francisco. You see beautiful women all the time and there's nothing admirable about being a pretty girl because it's so easily achievable and common. Beautiful men are an exception to the rule; something that should be admired, not only because of the beauty itself but the difficulty in achieving such beauty.

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Imagine reading all of this.
 
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its chico himself theres no other way
 
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Tagging da gang.

@iblameme @Chico Chicowski @alainchalamet @Brad.
 
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were on your ass bro theres no hiding
 
william and xangsane are funny asf unintentionally
 

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