(200iq) As a father Im going to fake my death

[whey123456]

This will give my kid some real character development

My plan is to wait until my child is 11-13 then have a real heart to heart talk with him, go over every topic i want him to do right
AND THEN I FAKE MY DEATH

imagine how well my lessons will stick in his brain, he will HAVE TO follow what his dead father teaches him and he will have infinite motivation to have me smiling down at him from Heaven

 

[Ruakh]

its not like you'll ever have kids anyway

 

[whey123456]

Why is that?

 

[Ruakh]

Why is that?

just a gut feeling yk

 

[Fynasids dk]

This will give my kid some real character development

My plan is to wait until my child is 11-13 then have a real heart to heart talk with him, go over every topic i want him to do right
AND THEN I FAKE MY DEATH

imagine how well my lessons will stick in his brain, he will HAVE TO follow what his dead father teaches him and he will have infinite motivation to have me smiling down at him from Heaven

Lol he will even forget your name after few days , let alone your "WISDOM"

 

[12PSLsubhuman]

This will give my kid some real character development

My plan is to wait until my child is 11-13 then have a real heart to heart talk with him, go over every topic i want him to do right
AND THEN I FAKE MY DEATH

imagine how well my lessons will stick in his brain, he will HAVE TO follow what his dead father teaches him and he will have infinite motivation to have me smiling down at him from Heaven

u have to get an illuminati tattoo and when he turns 30 u have to return and only he should know. Make up some story about how u r in the illuminati and u basically rule the world from the shadows and now u r enemies are trying to overthrow/kill u. Since he grew up wanting to make his dad proud there is a high chance he is rich and ask him to give a lot of money(atleast 10 million) to help for the fight and tell him that u will return in 5 years to make him ur heir. Never return and spend the rest of ur life with that money fucking escorts and travelling around the world

 

[anthony111553]

Men need fathers, or else you're wife will turn you're son into a trans faggot

 

[forevermirin]

Quality post. But I think you should delay faking your death until he's like 16/17 because otherwise it might allow your wife to fuck him up in his puberty and turn him into a high inhib woycuck

 

[gribsufer1]

This will give my kid some real character development

My plan is to wait until my child is 11-13 then have a real heart to heart talk with him, go over every topic i want him to do right
AND THEN I FAKE MY DEATH

imagine how well my lessons will stick in his brain, he will HAVE TO follow what his dead father teaches him and he will have infinite motivation to have me smiling down at him from Heaven

batman

 

[whey123456]

just a gut feeling yk

nasty