3 quick and easy tests of subhumanity

[CopeIsReal]

Test 1.: Fist-to-eye
Hold your fist up to your eye socket. If it touches your eye, you have subhuman infraorbitals.
Your failo will absolutely disgust women and they will want to never make eye contact.

Test 2.: Lower third
Put the upper end of your index finger to the tip of your nose and put the lower end of your index finger to the chin. Do your lips touch your finger ? If yes, you are subhumanly recessed and women will never consider you masculine.


Test 3.: Frame size
Wrap your index finger and thumb around your wrist. If your fingers overlap, unironically kill yourself, you are the lowest of genetic trash. If they barely touch, you're a subhuman. If there is a gap inbetween, congratulations you're a big framed jock.

That being said, here are some painless and quick methods to suicide:

Suicide methods - Wikipedia

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[DoWhatYouCan]

jfl if you have big hands then you are subhuman according to this genius. knuckle too big, touches eye. fingers too long, wraps wrist. fingers too fat, touches lip.

 

[CopeIsReal]

jfl if you have big hands then you are subhuman according to this genius. knuckle too big, touches eye. fingers too long, wraps wrist. fingers too fat, touches lip.

keep coping, your denial of your subhumanity is comically funny

"I have big fingers bro"

 

[Deleted member 2745]

You gonna call my 8(more or less) inch wrists Subhuman?

 

[Petsmart]

Passed every test unironically

 

[karbo]

JFL at this guide

 

[Deleted member 2745]

Passed every test unironically

Fucking Slayer.

 

[currymax]

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You gonna call my 8(more or less) inch wrists Subhuman?

No, he's calling YOU subhuman, subhuman

 

[Pietrosiek]

so it's over

 

[CopeIsReal]

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You gonna call my 8(more or less) inch wrists Subhuman?

In relation to your height, YES IT IS SUBHUMANLY FRAMED INDEED.

 

[Mateusz74]

I passed. Am I Gandy now?

 

[CopeIsReal]

Quick notification inb4 all the aspies who pass think they are Chad if they pass. If you pass, it means you are not subhuman. It doesn't automatically mean you're a Chad.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Test 3.: Frame size
Wrap your index finger and thumb around your wrist. If your fingers overlap, unironically kill yourself, you are the lowest of genetic trash. If they barely touch, you're a subhuman. If there is a gap inbetween, congratulations you're a big framed jock.

stupid test tbh, my fingers overlap but i have a 24" bideltoid frame

 

[fukmylyf]

i dont understand the first one

 

[FatJattMofo]

2nd tesst is jew backed ortoganci profile biased

 

[Pillarman]

shit tests

 

[TsarTsar444]

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stupid test tbh, my fingers overlap but i have a 24" bideltoid frame

24 bideltoid? Sure you do dude, Arnold Schwarzenegger was 25-26 jfl on massive roids

 

[FatJattMofo]

3rd test is bullshit. frame is more important in shoulder width to hips

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

24 bideltoid? Sure you do dude, Arnold Schwarzenegger was 25-26 jfl on massive roids

a 2 inch difference is alot once you get up this high. building medial delts takes years and years of training + roids

 

[TsarTsar444]

a 2 inch difference is alot once you get up this high. building medial delts takes years and years of training + roids

How do you have 24 wtfff, years of training and roids?

 

[Kade]

fucking lol at caring about wrist size, this is why nobody takes incels seriously

Shoulder width is far more important

 

[FatJattMofo]

How do you have 24 wtfff, years of training and roids?

its probably his frame. ive got 23 inches in bone

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

How do you have 24 wtfff, years of training and roids?

1.5 years training and only sarms so far

 

[Enlil]

not a single letter entered my retina

 

[Deleted member 2756]

kill yourself greycel

 

[TsarTsar444]

1.5 years training and only sarms so far

Whats you height?

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Whats you height?

6'3

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Tf how u passed 2 wit nigga Lips ?

Passed every test unironically

 

[TsarTsar444]

6'3

What was your width before gymceling?

 

[FatJattMofo]

Tf how u passed 2 wit nigga Lips ?

exactly what I mean jew orthoganic profile biased test.

keep crying for my forward growth and big lips
OP

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

What was your width before gymceling?

Idk

 

[Petsmart]

Tf how u passed 2 wit nigga Lips ?

I dont have nigga lips

 

[rockndogs]

passed

where mah bitches already

 

[Deleted member 3299]

EASILY PASSED SON!

 

[AscendenceImminent]

passed 1 and 2. I am a wristlet manlet pretty boy

 

[LordNorwood]

Fuark I fail them all, its over

 

[Arkantos]

Damn. I failed all

 

[CopeIsReal]

exactly what I mean jew orthoganic profile biased test.

keep crying for my forward growth and big lips
OP

if you were forward grown your chin would be prominent enough to make your finger not touch your lips so keep coping.

 

[FatJattMofo]

if you were forward grown your chin would be prominent enough to make your finger not touch your lips so keep coping.

major cope. I am forward grown the max I can be for my cranium which is PLS 1+

 

[CopeIsReal]

major cope. I am forward grown the max I can be for my cranium which is PLS 1+

I have full big lips myself so I don't see why I would be coping

 

[FatJattMofo]

I have full big lips myself so I don't see why I would be coping

idk what I mean to say is that it cant be entirely true

 

[CopeIsReal]

idk what I mean to say is that it cant be entirely true

You're right actually, but the majority on here is thin to medium size lipped so I had to make the test as widely rangeable as possible if that makes sense

 

[FatJattMofo]

You're right actually, but the majority on here is thin to medium size lipped so I had to make the test as widely rangeable as possible if that makes sense

fair enough. but tbh the jut test is more legit

 

[CopeIsReal]

fair enough. but tbh the jut test is more legit

depends ngl, most guys on here coping at the wrist size test when it's literally a bone density and mass indicator

 

[FatJattMofo]

depends ngl, most guys on here coping at the wrist size test when it's literally a bone density and mass indicator
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I feel like its also age related too tbh. stuff like that can grow into mid 20s and is increased by hgh.

which afaik isnt androgenic.

 

[CopeIsReal]

I feel like its also age related too tbh. stuff like that can grow into mid 20s and is increased by hgh.

which afaik isnt androgenic.

legit, male faces grow significantly until age 25 then the growth rate continues but much less significantly until the fucking 50s.
That's why bone remodeling through pressure is actually a legit theory

 

[FatJattMofo]

legit, male faces grow significantly until age 25 then the growth rate continues but much less significantly until the fucking 50s.
That's why bone remodeling through pressure is actually a legit theory

preassure where tho?

 

[CopeIsReal]

preassure where tho?

pressure applied to the maxilla, humans see two things in facial downgrowth: age and deformitiy.
Age sindicates infertility (obvsly), we aee drawn to sexually dimorphic traits that indicate fertility.
But why is downgrowth an indicator for age in downgrowth ? Because of gravity. Gravity is a constant force thats pulling your face down so the logical counteraction to that would be applying pressure onto the opposite direction so on your maxilla.

 

[FatJattMofo]

pressure applied to the maxilla, humans see two things in facial downgrowth: age and deformitiy.
Age sindicates infertility (obvsly), we aee drawn to sexually dimorphic traits that indicate fertility.
But why is downgrowth an indicator for age in downgrowth ? Because of gravity. Gravity is a constant force thats pulling your face down so the logical counteraction to that would be applying pressure onto the opposite direction so on your maxilla.

if lorss is right about maxilla sutures at 12 that could be why I ascended

I feel like you are right about countouring downard growth being possible but I dont think the gravity causes donwswing
I dont think age has anything to do with it tbh
when it comes the older = more downward grown.