Anyway of leg lengthening for free?

[Deleted member 1973]

In South Florida?

 

[cyberjap]

For free?

 

[didntreadlol]

yeah bro i'll do it for free

 

[laske.7]

for free

 

[Patient A]

Put your legs on a train track and when they get cut in half, tell the doctors you used to be 6’6” and they will grow your legs until u are 6’6”.

use health insurance

 

[Epitaph]

Did you read about that microfracture theory to grow your limbs?

 

[Chadelite]

yh bro just close your eyes and hold still while i get my chainsaw out

 

[Deleted member 2846]

You Are Like Slime But More Retarded

 

[needsolution]

There is no way to get it for free.

 

[cyberjap]

Put your legs on a train track and when they get cut in half, tell the doctors you used to be 6’6” and they will grow your legs until u are 6’6”.

use health insurance

what if you accidentally say you were 5’5

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Put your legs on a train track and when they get cut in half, tell the doctors you used to be 6’6” and they will grow your legs until u are 6’6”.

use health insurance

Cool. I’ll try this. Hopefully goes out smoothly, seems painful but worth it. I have free insurance.

 

[Cleftcel]

make one of them medieval torture devices that stretch you out

 

[Deleted member 4946]

In South Florida?

LSJL

 

[25thpercentile human]

go to paley and ask him nicely

 

[Patient A]

go to paley and ask him nicely

Don’t forget to say please

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

hop on a torture rack and ask your mom to pull

 

[Deleted member 1973]

You Are Like Slime But More Retarded

Being 5'2 does that to you.

 

[Deleted member 6908]

Funniest thread ever.

 

[Deleted member 1973]

LSJL

Has been debunked.

 

[Deleted member 4946]

Has been debunked.

by who

 

[Deleted member 1973]

by who

Heightcel.

is anyone here awared on LSJL?

lateral synovial joint loading method for height increase even after the growth plates have closed it's starting to find legit scientific support in various studies, and (as usual) there's plenty of anecdotal evidence suggesting that it works unfortunately i haven't heard of anyone growing...

lookism.net

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Let me save you some time: it doesn't work

The entire premise of LSJL was conceived of by a guy named Tyler who ran a website called heightquest. The site is defunct now, and he posts on another site called naturalheightgrowth which he co-administrates with another guy named Michael, another "height researcher" who's more focused on chemical compounds and such that could induce height growth. Neither of these 2 men have actually discovered anything ground breaking, but of the two, Michael strikes me as the more intelligent by a wide margin

Back on the subject of LSJL, a brief history of this """method""": Tyler first came up with this """technique""" around 2008 on his site heightquest. He found the first hints of "scientific evidence" you mention in your OP at that point - a series of studies performed on RATS that showed that axial mechanical loading resulted in chondrogenic proliferation (i.e. creation of new epiphyseal cartilage or "growth plates").

Hoping that the same technique might work on humans, he began a series of "experiments" using carpentry clams such as the Irwin QuickGrip:

...to attempt to reproduce the methodologies of the researchers. He spent quite a bit of time "refining" the technique, poring over the research papers, studying the researcher's techniques for reference, theorizing about how/why the technique could work on humans (see also: coping).

Fast-forward to the early 2010's. Tyler begins to experiment consistently and in earnest. A relatively big uproar happens on naturalheightgrowth and the LSJL forums when Tyler claims to have increased his wingspan by almost an inch using LSJL. His evidence? Before-and-after pictures of him holding a fucking dumbbell between his elbows. I shit you not.

Around 2012 or 2013 (or thereabouts, I don't remember), ANOTHER big uproar happened when Tyler now claimed that he had been to a doctor's office (at this point he had been clamping his ankles and knee area for around a year now) and he had apparently gained 1.5 inches (!!!) in height. This was the absolute pinnacle of the popularity of LSJL. I'm sure that if Google trends had a record of the popularity of the term LSJL, the time period when Tyler made his claim of a 1.5 inch height increase would coincide with the peak of the graph.

For a while, the LSJL forums were relatively active, i.e. more than 20 posters online at a time, everyone was scrambling to reproduce Tyler's results. Of course, Tyler hadn't really posted any evidence, but everyone took him at his word, assuming he would have no reason to lie, since he wasn't selling anything (info on LSJL and how to do it is more or less free, if you can make sense of that shit)

Fast forward to late (or early, again, not sure) 2014. Bad news: Tyler apparently visited ANOTHER doctor's office, and had been measured at his old, "pre-LSJL" height. Both doctor visits were done at the same time of day (first thing in the morning), so discrepancy due to spinal decompression wasn't a possibility, he made sure to stand up straight both times, Etc.

His "gains" had disappeared. Or, if you're not a retard, you'd realize exactly what the much more likely scenario is: his old doctor's office had fucked up measuring him and told him he was an inch and a half taller than he actually was (this is actually pretty common). Tons of people lost faith in LSJL. The forums became deserted. Tyler, not to be discouraged, reasoned that even though his first attempt had failed, that didn't necessarily mean LSJL was bullshit - maybe his technique was just off! Surely, if he tried different approaches, did more research, spent more time and money, he could find a way to make it work! Surely!

Fast forward to the present day. Tyler is STILL scouring through medical journals for any research paper containing even the smallest breadcrumb of hope that suggests LSJL might work. He's presently working on reproducing a machine pictured in a research paper from 2015 discussing the potential applications of LSJL in physical therapy for people with severely broken legs (i.e. NOT for height growth).

You can read this entire saga and see the research papers on naturalheightgrowth DOT com, I won't bother to post links to each individual post of his here because we'd be here all day.

To this day, not a SINGLE person who claims to have "grown" thanks to LSJL has provided any conclusive evidence backing their claims. No X-rays, no before-after measurement pictures, nothing except ludicrous bullshit like marks on a door frame, pictures of a measuring tape, or crudely drawn sketches of a leg - again, I shit you not. Google "LSJL forums" and check the Success stories subforum to see for yourself.

So what's the problem with LSJL? Well, the problem is this: it is absolutely true that the technique works... on RATS. Why does it work on rats? Because unlike humans, the epiphyseal cartilage ("growth plates") of rats never fully ossifies. It "matures", that is, the amount decreases as they age, but it doesn't FULLY disappear like in humans. In other words, rats have the potential to get "taller" (i.e. their long bones have the potential to get longer) all their lives.

Does this mean that LSJL MIGHT possibly work on younger people whose growth plates are open?
Possibly. But probably not. How do I know this? Because plenty of under-18 kids have showed up on the LSJL forums, tried it for themselves, and didn't get any growth out of it.

TL;DR version: LSJL is unsubstantiated bullshit that is at best one relatively short man's desperate hail mary attempt at extrapolating a study based on rats (whose growth & development works NOTHING like humans') to human patients. It's basically the same as bullshit broscience gymcel theories like "sarcoplasmic vs myofibrillar hypertrophy" or armchair martial artists with their "wolff's law for knuckle/shin conditioning".

The idea is based on just enough loose "science" that it sounds like it MIGHT work to an unschooled layman, and blind euphoria/desperate hope does the rest.

 

[Deleted member 4946]

Heightcel.

is anyone here awared on LSJL?

lateral synovial joint loading method for height increase even after the growth plates have closed it's starting to find legit scientific support in various studies, and (as usual) there's plenty of anecdotal evidence suggesting that it works unfortunately i haven't heard of anyone growing...

lookism.net

there are many people who have grown from it on the lsjl forums

 

[Deleted member 1973]

there are many people who have grown from it on the lsjl forums

Only by a single centimeter.

 

[Deleted member 4946]

Only by a single centimeter.

no, one grew 3 cm anyway it was already established u had to do it for 4 months to see quarter of inch height increase

 

[Deleted member 1973]

no, one grew 3 cm anyway it was already established u had to do it for 4 months to see quarter of inch height increase

Doesn't mean anything.

Could've easily lose the "growth" due to gravity.

 

[Deleted member 5912]

yeah bro just pay me and I will give it to you
you can trust me with your money
just give me 5k dollars and I will return them when I do the ll for you

 

[Deleted member 4946]

Doesn't mean anything.

Could've easily lose the "growth" due to gravity.

no u cannot loose 3 cm due to gravity

 

[Deleted member 1973]

no u cannot loose 3 cm due to gravity

3 centimeters is equivalent to an Inch.

Losing an inch in height due to gravity is common.

 

[Deleted member 3990]

no, one grew 3 cm anyway it was already established u had to do it for 4 months to see quarter of inch height increase

Was this proven?

 

[Deleted member 4946]

3 centimeters is equivalent to an Inch.

Losing an inch in height due to gravity is common.

you do NOT loose an inch, only 1.5 cm at most definitely not 3cm Lmfao

Was this proven?

what? a person on that forum claimed he grew 3cm from LSJL so yes

 

[Deleted member 1973]

person on that forum claimed he grew 3cm from LSJL so yes

Claim does not equal proof.

you do NOT loose an inch, only 1.5 cm at most definitely not 3cm Lmfao

If you have a long torso, you can lose an inch.

 

[seimakkak]

Did you read about that microfracture theory to grow your limbs?

links pls

 

[Deleted member 4946]

Claim does not equal proof.


If you have a long torso, you can lose an inch.

im sorry why does he need to prove anything to you again? Then again there is no proof anyones heightmaxxing results here are proven as well, why would they be lying again? No one in their right mind would spend hours of research time and write a blog and start an internet forum on it to load a c-clamp onto a synovial joint just to lie about it, they aren't selling anything so what do they have to gain? Then again I ask the question why do they have to prove to you? Belive what you want, Tyler the owner of heightquest used a a measuring tape and photos and showed how his legs were getting elongated over months, if that is not enough proof for you...he didn't have to do that as he is not selling anything

 

[Deleted member 1973]

No one in their right mind would spend hours of research time and write a blog and start an internet forum on it to load a c-clamp onto a synovial joint just to lie about it, they aren't selling anything so what do they have to gain

"

Fast forward to late (or early, again, not sure) 2014. Bad news: Tyler apparently visited ANOTHER doctor's office, and had been measured at his old, "pre-LSJL" height. Both doctor visits were done at the same time of day (first thing in the morning), so discrepancy due to spinal decompression wasn't a possibility, he made sure to stand up straight both times, Etc.

His "gains" had disappeared "

His height gain wasn't permanent

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

I think men in the 1st and 2nd percentile get LL free , but not completely sure



4th percentile btw

 

[Deleted member 1973]

think men in the 1st and 2nd percentile get LL free , but not completely

Only kids who're considered dwarf get LL free

 

[JustTrynnaAscend]

im sorry why does he need to prove anything to you again? Then again there is no proof anyones heightmaxxing results here are proven as well, why would they be lying again? No one in their right mind would spend hours of research time and write a blog and start an internet forum on it to load a c-clamp onto a synovial joint just to lie about it, they aren't selling anything so what do they have to gain? Then again I ask the question why do they have to prove to you? Belive what you want, Tyler the owner of heightquest used a a measuring tape and photos and showed how his legs were getting elongated over months, if that is not enough proof for you...he didn't have to do that as he is not selling anything

LSJL wouldn’t save him sorry strike even after months he manages to grow an inch that’ll get him to 5 ft 3, he needs to get on the heightmaxing stack ASAP.

 

[Bigcel]

Btw you can try black magic in Africa

 

[Deleted member 3635]

In South Florida?

OP if you suck my dick all my zinc and testosterone will grow u trust me

 

[Deleted member 6902]

tie your legs to a horse, and whip it on the back

 

[Deleted member 1973]

OP if you suck my dick all my zinc and testosterone will grow u trust me

 

[Deleted member 5927]

ill break your legs for free OP