AVERAGE ZOOMER TRAITS

[nitesik]

Height: 6’11 on average
Face:7 psl on average
Money:millionaire on average
IQ: 200 on average
Frame: 26inch bidel + 9inch wrist on average
Willy: 12x8 on average


How can you cope?

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

IQ: 200 on average

Most Zoomers have an IQ below that of a dying snail.

 

[nitesik]

Most Zoomers have an IQ below that of a dying snail.

Keep coping 6’2 subhuman you are crying daily that you are not 6’11 like average zoomer

 

[makeme183]

How can you cope?

by knowing that you have all the traits of a retard

 

[nitesik]

by knowing that you have all the traits of a retard

Ur just delusional since you never left basement. Leave and you’ll see that 7’4 dudes with 7.5 pls faces are normal

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

Over for Zoomers that aren't 9'2 by now. May as well go ER if you're not 8 foot +.

 

[nitesik]

Over for Zoomers that aren't 9'2 by now. May as well go ER if you're not 8 foot +.

No you are delusional again

 

[Deleted member 25730]

This, but actually:

Height: 6 - 6'2
Face: Varies
Money: Varies depending on location
IQ: Varies, but usually a miniscule attention span
Frame: Varies
Willy: Idk, around 6

 

[nitesik]

This, but actually:

Height: 6 - 6'2
Face: Varies
Money: Varies depending on location
IQ: Varies, but usually a miniscule attention span
Frame: Varies
Willy: Idk, around 6

FUUUUUCKIIINNG BLUEPPILERS WHY YOU ARE STILL HERE. 6’2 IS LITERALLY 9 INCHES BELOW AVERAGE ITS A DWARF CLINICAL DWARF I CANT OMG STOP THE COPE HOW CAN YOU BE THAT DELUSIONAL ITS INSANE I CANT FUCK THIS!

 

[ALP]

This, but actually:
Height: 6 - 6'2
Face: Varies
Money: Varies depending on location
IQ: Varies, but usually a miniscule attention span
Frame: Varies
Willy: Idk, around 6

I am a zoomer.

Height: 6'1 barefoot
Face: Good but ı have an ugly nose legacy from my father that made me an incel
Money: Wagie
IQ: I am smart af, but my attention span is 20 minutes tested
Frame: I am too lazy to measure it, height matters more anyway
Willy: Above average

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Height: 6’11 on average
Face:7 psl on average
Money:millionaire on average
IQ: 200 on average
Frame: 26inch bidel + 9inch wrist on average
Willy: 12x8 on average


How can you cope?

Forgot the most important one: DeathniK

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Actual average stats:
5'11
4psl
6.5 dick

 

[nitesik]

Actual average stats:
5'11
4psl
6.5 dick

FUUUUUCKIIINNG BLUEPPILERS WHY YOU ARE STILL HERE. 6’2 IS LITERALLY 9 INCHES BELOW AVERAGE ITS A DWARF CLINICAL DWARF I CANT OMG STOP THE COPE HOW CAN YOU BE THAT DELUSIONAL ITS INSANE I CANT FUCK THIS! SIX INCHES IS FUCKING MICROPENIS FOR ZOOMERS ITS DOOMERS WITH FIVE INCH WILLY WONKAS YOU ATE JUST
RIDICULUSP

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Actual average stats:
5'11
4psl
6.5 dick

I TRHOUGHT YOU WERE 7 DID U MEASURE WRONG

 

[Deleted member 21044]

I TRHOUGHT YOU WERE 7 DID U MEASURE WRONG

Not my stats. Read the post.