ManletJordanBarrett
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So I thought I’d share the absolutely brutal slam between me and my cousin who is coming to see me tomorrow, I am not looking forward to this meetup. Throughout our entire childhood he has always been better than me, my parents have always compared me to him and he’s always been kicking my ass in video games.
Me: 5’4”, 114 pounds, HTN face on a good day but bloated right now so I’m LTN, no drip, trash haircut, 17, going to community college, terrible grades, pathetic skinny fat physique, family hates me, only two real friends, KHHV, no car no license, 50 Instagram followers.
Cousin: 6’3”, estimated twice my weight, absolutely shredded Herculean physique, good drip, cool trendy hairstyle, going to college on a football scholarship, 16, MTN face, has a cool car, slayer, hot girlfriend, beloved by the whole family, many friends, 4000 instagram followers.
All I have on him is face in my prime, but I don’t even have that anymore due to my addiction to slop, so he literally mogs me in every single measurable way
Me: 5’4”, 114 pounds, HTN face on a good day but bloated right now so I’m LTN, no drip, trash haircut, 17, going to community college, terrible grades, pathetic skinny fat physique, family hates me, only two real friends, KHHV, no car no license, 50 Instagram followers.
Cousin: 6’3”, estimated twice my weight, absolutely shredded Herculean physique, good drip, cool trendy hairstyle, going to college on a football scholarship, 16, MTN face, has a cool car, slayer, hot girlfriend, beloved by the whole family, many friends, 4000 instagram followers.
All I have on him is face in my prime, but I don’t even have that anymore due to my addiction to slop, so he literally mogs me in every single measurable way
