Easy simple ideas for jobs that came into my head just now (9-5 job, so no easy fast money here lol).......

[Skywalker]

........You NEED to get a job that is EASY and cortisol free.....and/or one where you work WAY LESS than 8 hour in actuality (4-6 hours or even less of actual work put in).....there is NO point in working to death for some greedy boss like a slave or a cuck.......just to make HIM rich at the end of the day (thats why i dislike sales/ commision based shit for example)......or doing the work for the whole team/ your low IQ/ lazy colleagues

so long as you have a normie wage (possibly being stuck that way for life , cause only 1%-or very few , regardless, get rich , sadly) why NOT have the easiest job possible?.....also please DONT work 10-16 hours/ day ....like srs FUCK THAT SHIT nigga .......ONLY do this IF you are an entrepreneur and you KNOW that, at the end of the day, you WILL get rich/ making big bucks from it......such as being an elite software dev or surgeon/ medical professional....then yeah id work like crazy whole day cause ID KNOW id get rich in like 5 years then retire afterwards (ONLY possible in the west ofc)

Id suggest a job where you actually work 4 hours tops and the KEY is that you CAN browse.org or learn a skillset or do fun things online DURING the time you're NOT actually working (see TL;DR -3 )

TL;DR:

- DONT stress yourself and die earlier for some bitch ass nigga boss
- NEETbux life is BETTER than a job provided ONLY you work for shit pay and/or a HARD job or long hours
- such comfy jobs i can think of are: software dev (from home/ remote, less than 8 hours actual pay) , cashier at a cinema (possibly a small one where you dont have many annoying normie co-workers and you basically just browse the web all day ), cashier at hotels or other low interaction places, customer service, possibly some sales positions (even though the concept annoys me).......i can think of anything else

please let me know if you know other easy mode jobs or WORK such easy mode jobs and ill update the thread
Thank you for reading bro-cels

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[PseudoMaxxer]

What do you think of working 8h a day, but having to be there since 8 to 17:15 due to distance from home?

If we count traffic and from the moment i wake up i actually work 12h a day, but the job is ultra easy and it’s office job and i rot her on .org all day.

I get paid 8 jewros an hour. Since i wake up at 7, i don’t get home till 18

 

[JovenCansao]

Water

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Damn you became mod? Congratulations

 

[Skywalker]

Water

awesome avi boyo

 

[Skywalker]

Damn you became mod? Congratulations

thx bro- yeah about your job commute ALWAYS sucks, so the less the better ofc, but 8 E is so low, i think you should move to Switzerland or there are some EU countries where min is like 16-18, something like that no? better than the US for min wage from what i know.....how is yours so low?

 

[Tai Lung]

courier

 

[Skywalker]

courier

can barely shitpost on .org during it lol

 

[twilight]

security job bro, i get paid money to guard an isolated worksite and spend the time browsing the internet or watching something

 

[marek937]

Im aiming for an IT job that is stress free once i get my degree

 

[anoncell]

security job bro, i get paid money to guard an isolated worksite and spend the time browsing the internet or watching something

I’m gatekeeping this

 

[Shkreliii]

security job bro, i get paid money to guard an isolated worksite and spend the time browsing the internet or watching something

Merrily we fall out of line :3 Out of line >_<!!

 

[Skywalker]

nigga........

 

[Skywalker]

 

[TheBrownOne]

get paid 8 jewros an hour

damn bruh
What country are you in

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

This is actually supremely legit

Two things I’d add is:
1) try to find a job with at least 2-3 remote days - work from home -
2) try to learn something special that differntiates you so much that your boss/team depend on you for it and they know they can’t fire you . Also deliver work slow at the same time so their expectations start lowering - this is key

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

An example is: your boss assigns you to generate some bullshit report every week
Or some python code

Add some high quality stuff to it, that they like, but don’t know how to do. Make the process more complicated essentially

For example if your report has 15 different things, add a 16th and talk about why it’s so useful and that 16th should be such a hard to get source that they just give up and leave it be (‘they will cuz it’s human nature to think oh he knows how to do it so there’s no need for me to learn, it seems complicated anyway’)
And you will be set

 

[dogenjoyer23]

........You NEED to get a job that is EASY and cortisol free.....and/or one where you work WAY LESS than 8 hour in actuality (4-6 hours or even less of actual work put in).....there is NO point in working to death for some greedy boss like a slave or a cuck.......just to make HIM rich at the end of the day (thats why i dislike sales/ commision based shit for example)......or doing the work for the whole team/ your low IQ/ lazy colleagues

so long as you have a normie wage (possibly being stuck that way for life , cause only 1%-or very few , regardless, get rich , sadly) why NOT have the easiest job possible?.....also please DONT work 10-16 hours/ day ....like srs FUCK THAT SHIT nigga .......ONLY do this IF you are an entrepreneur and you KNOW that, at the end of the day, you WILL get rich/ making big bucks from it......such as being an elite software dev or surgeon/ medical professional....then yeah id work like crazy whole day cause ID KNOW id get rich in like 5 years then retire afterwards (ONLY possible in the west ofc)

Id suggest a job where you actually work 4 hours tops and the KEY is that you CAN browse.org or learn a skillset or do fun things online DURING the time you're NOT actually working (see TL;DR -3 )

TL;DR:

- DONT stress yourself and die earlier for some bitch ass nigga boss
- NEETbux life is BETTER than a job provided ONLY you work for shit pay and/or a HARD job or long hours
- such comfy jobs i can think of are: software dev (from home/ remote, less than 8 hours actual pay) , cashier at a cinema (possibly a small one where you dont have many annoying normie co-workers and you basically just browse the web all day ), cashier at hotels or other low interaction places, customer service, possibly some sales positions (even though the concept annoys me).......i can think of anything else

please let me know if you know other easy mode jobs or WORK such easy mode jobs and ill update the thread
Thank you for reading bro-cels

@Kamui @thereallegend @klip11 @AlexBrown84 @traveler @Abhorrence @the MOUSE @Whitepill_Saint @Chadelite @try2beme @Bvnny. @Primalsplit @5.5psl @Vermilioncore @KING REIDYZ @disillusioned @Xangsane @_MVP_ @Gonthar @NumbThePain @vermillioncorefan @RealNinja @Aypo129 @ReadBooksEveryday @twilight @Kristin @MoggerGaston @Orc @TsarTsar444 @Gargantuan @Preston @Kingkellz @tyronelite

Data entry is a good one i guess

 

[News]

Thanks. Much appreciated.

 

[mogstars]

........You NEED to get a job that is EASY and cortisol free.....and/or one where you work WAY LESS than 8 hour in actuality (4-6 hours or even less of actual work put in).....there is NO point in working to death for some greedy boss like a slave or a cuck.......just to make HIM rich at the end of the day (thats why i dislike sales/ commision based shit for example)......or doing the work for the whole team/ your low IQ/ lazy colleagues

so long as you have a normie wage (possibly being stuck that way for life , cause only 1%-or very few , regardless, get rich , sadly) why NOT have the easiest job possible?.....also please DONT work 10-16 hours/ day ....like srs FUCK THAT SHIT nigga .......ONLY do this IF you are an entrepreneur and you KNOW that, at the end of the day, you WILL get rich/ making big bucks from it......such as being an elite software dev or surgeon/ medical professional....then yeah id work like crazy whole day cause ID KNOW id get rich in like 5 years then retire afterwards (ONLY possible in the west ofc)

Id suggest a job where you actually work 4 hours tops and the KEY is that you CAN browse.org or learn a skillset or do fun things online DURING the time you're NOT actually working (see TL;DR -3 )

TL;DR:

- DONT stress yourself and die earlier for some bitch ass nigga boss
- NEETbux life is BETTER than a job provided ONLY you work for shit pay and/or a HARD job or long hours
- such comfy jobs i can think of are: software dev (from home/ remote, less than 8 hours actual pay) , cashier at a cinema (possibly a small one where you dont have many annoying normie co-workers and you basically just browse the web all day ), cashier at hotels or other low interaction places, customer service, possibly some sales positions (even though the concept annoys me).......i can think of anything else

please let me know if you know other easy mode jobs or WORK such easy mode jobs and ill update the thread
Thank you for reading bro-cels

@Kamui @thereallegend @klip11 @AlexBrown84 @traveler @Abhorrence @the MOUSE @Whitepill_Saint @Chadelite @try2beme @Bvnny. @Primalsplit @5.5psl @Vermilioncore @KING REIDYZ @disillusioned @Xangsane @_MVP_ @Gonthar @NumbThePain @vermillioncorefan @RealNinja @Aypo129 @ReadBooksEveryday @twilight @Kristin @MoggerGaston @Orc @TsarTsar444 @Gargantuan @Preston @Kingkellz @tyronelite

Janitor, but you have to be bald and indian.

 

[SoundnVision]

Lifeguard.
Can make 2000 after tax for 40 hours a week and you do basically nothing, even less than security.

 

[TeencelStockBroker]

security job bro, i get paid money to guard an isolated worksite and spend the time browsing the internet or watching something

is that really legit? I always though it was basically just some tiktok guru spewing shit

 

[kranerman23123]

........You NEED to get a job that is EASY and cortisol free.....and/or one where you work WAY LESS than 8 hour in actuality (4-6 hours or even less of actual work put in).....there is NO point in working to death for some greedy boss like a slave or a cuck.......just to make HIM rich at the end of the day (thats why i dislike sales/ commision based shit for example)......or doing the work for the whole team/ your low IQ/ lazy colleagues

so long as you have a normie wage (possibly being stuck that way for life , cause only 1%-or very few , regardless, get rich , sadly) why NOT have the easiest job possible?.....also please DONT work 10-16 hours/ day ....like srs FUCK THAT SHIT nigga .......ONLY do this IF you are an entrepreneur and you KNOW that, at the end of the day, you WILL get rich/ making big bucks from it......such as being an elite software dev or surgeon/ medical professional....then yeah id work like crazy whole day cause ID KNOW id get rich in like 5 years then retire afterwards (ONLY possible in the west ofc)

Id suggest a job where you actually work 4 hours tops and the KEY is that you CAN browse.org or learn a skillset or do fun things online DURING the time you're NOT actually working (see TL;DR -3 )

TL;DR:

- DONT stress yourself and die earlier for some bitch ass nigga boss
- NEETbux life is BETTER than a job provided ONLY you work for shit pay and/or a HARD job or long hours
- such comfy jobs i can think of are: software dev (from home/ remote, less than 8 hours actual pay) , cashier at a cinema (possibly a small one where you dont have many annoying normie co-workers and you basically just browse the web all day ), cashier at hotels or other low interaction places, customer service, possibly some sales positions (even though the concept annoys me).......i can think of anything else

please let me know if you know other easy mode jobs or WORK such easy mode jobs and ill update the thread
Thank you for reading bro-cels

@Kamui @thereallegend @klip11 @AlexBrown84 @traveler @Abhorrence @the MOUSE @Whitepill_Saint @Chadelite @try2beme @Bvnny. @Primalsplit @5.5psl @Vermilioncore @KING REIDYZ @disillusioned @Xangsane @_MVP_ @Gonthar @NumbThePain @vermillioncorefan @RealNinja @Aypo129 @ReadBooksEveryday @twilight @Kristin @MoggerGaston @Orc @TsarTsar444 @Gargantuan @Preston @Kingkellz @tyronelite

Considering ppl worry this much about literally just making money and I can casually make 300 dollars a day doing pretty much anything and I'm still young I'm pretty chill I'll probably eventually be that boss or sum shit