God chooses his winners

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The year was 2018.


I remember I went to a concert with my cousin. At the show he went to get a beer and came back with some slut. I thought he just met her but I guess he already knew her. He already had a gf but this was just another girl he fucked on the side.

It was in that moment I realized God had chosen him.

You see, it’s pretty simple. God created the earth and he put people on it. He decided which people would be winners and get tons of pussy and then he decided who would be losers and fuck their hand until they die.

A sort of peace came over me in that moment because I knew my inability to fuck was of no fault of my own. God just said so, so it is as he wanted. I drank my beer alone and accepted that I’ll die without ever getting pussy.
 
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