Had such a good dream

[Manletmachine]

My Oneitis and prime sofia vergara were fighting over me in the club. Sofia vergara was even hotter than usual, being about 5’10 in the dream and having a ripped stomach like Emily Ratajkowski. It felt so real…

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I once had a dream where I was turning 19 and my parents stormed into my room and started screaming:


"{My name}, we bought you eppley zygoo implanttss"

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I once had a dream where I was turning 19 and my parents stormed into my room and started screaming:


"{My name}, we bought you eppley zygoo implanttss"

You:

 

[Sushifart]

One night you're going to have the exact same dream, except there will be a third person fighting for you and you're not gonna like it. The breeding bull will breed you in your sleep and you will be raped in your dream. It will go like this:

Your oneitis: "Hey YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM, HE'S MINE, I WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO RUBS HIS AB MUSCLES AND GIVE HIM HIS DICK CLAMP"

Prime Sofia Vergara: "I want to give him viagra for his ED and oh my gosh he's so tall, you can't have him since I love Manletmachine he's so sexy"

The Breed BULL: "Move aside ladies, was mirin his physique before you two were even born, plus.. heh.. alpha fucks and beta bucks and you two are the betas, let me have some of your cheeks, boy... or are you too subhuman for the breeding BULL!"

Np for the wattpad fanfic

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Then you woke up and realized you had to go back to washing dishes for your cuck bald boss while making only 10 and hour with no possibility of social mobility since social classes in Europe (and most of the world) are set in stone already, so you'll be stuck on those dead end jobs forever and facing inceldom on top of that

These are truly the best times to be alive amirite ?