Having a long neck is a curse

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I have a giraffe neck, which:
a) looks retarded
b) makes it harder to keep good posture

The weight of my head basically causes my long ass neck to collapse on itself

Sure, you can do neck training, but that's pretty ogre, and requires more than someone with a short neck

The only benefit is it makes you taller, but your shoulder height remains the same
 
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water, i look like i have forward neck posture when in reality im just giraffe
 
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Cope, longish neck is a high class trait (unless it's thin and cuck tier)
 
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When are you getting surgery
 
I have a giraffe neck, which:
a) looks retarded
b) makes it harder to keep good posture

The weight of my head basically causes my long ass neck to collapse on itself

Sure, you can do neck training, but that's pretty ogre, and requires more than someone with a short neck

The only benefit is it makes you taller, but your shoulder height remains the same

Cope, long neck with this frame mogs

Downloadfile85
 
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When are you getting surgery
I'm getting bimax first. Idk, I asked ramieri for a consult yesterday. Depends if I need braces first which I probably will cos my bite is fucked. Probably start treatment this summer
 
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I'm getting bimax first. Idk, I asked ramieri for a consult yesterday. Depends if I need braces first which I probably will cos my bite is fucked. Probably start treatment this summer
You've got a lot of patience.
 
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You've got a lot of patience.
In what way? Tbh I was always planning it for after I graduate (this summer)

I was waiting for a giant consult for months but I decided to cancel as he never showed up, so now I'm pursuing it properly
 
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Long neck when manlet is even worse. My neck is kinda longish but I'm manlet and throws off my proportions a bit. That's why I'm trying to neckmaxx in the gym.
 
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i got laughed outta the gym last time i tried training my neck
 
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i got laughed outta the gym last time i tried training my neck
maybe you're low T cuck bhai? jfl :lul:
I train neck quite often and at one point a dude approached me and asked me whether I'm training my neck for wrestling. Tbh I felt respected brah ngl
 
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maybe you're low T cuck bhai? jfl :lul:
I train neck quite often and at one point a dude approached me and asked me whether I'm training my neck for wrestling. Tbh I felt respected brah ngl
jfl the employee walked up to me and said
"what the fuck are you doing bro"

i explained to him i wanted a thicker neck and he said "it looks like ur retarded ngl"

:pepefrown:
 
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jfl the employee walked up to me and said
"what the fuck are you doing bro"

i explained to him i wanted a thicker neck and he said "it looks like ur retarded ngl"

:pepefrown:
Dunno bro are you a skinnyfag? I'm gymmaxxed so nobody ever says anything to me when I train neck besides that one guy that actually complimented me
 
jfl the employee walked up to me and said
"what the fuck are you doing bro"

i explained to him i wanted a thicker neck and he said "it looks like ur retarded ngl"

:pepefrown:
btw just tell him you're training for a martial art. There's legit shown to be a correlation between neck thickness and win rate in MMA, also thicker neck helps reduce concussions, etc.
Only drawback is maybe you start snoring or get sleep apnea jfl:lul:
 
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jfl the employee walked up to me and said
"what the fuck are you doing bro"

i explained to him i wanted a thicker neck and he said "it looks like ur retarded ngl"

:pepefrown:
faggot zoomer ass gym. in my gym neck training is quite popular and ppl do it for boxing etc
 
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All the kids born in 2005-2010 who are at like 14-16 years old over 6 feet have the same long neck. The girls seem to like it.. :what:
 
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faggot zoomer ass gym. in my gym neck training is quite popular and ppl do it for boxing etc
lucky fuck
i dont live close to any gyms, this is the only one thats less than 20 mins away by car
 
All the kids born in 2005-2010 who are at like 14-16 years old over 6 feet have the same long neck. The girls seem to like it.. :what:
1716070957164

fuck thats hot
 
idk, beats hving a short neck
 
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You just have a thin frail neck
 
you can increase shoulder height by holding breath unironically… I do it sometimes when passing by guys about my height or taller whilst flexing my height up as much as possible. 6’1 flat at night
 

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