Why do nerds look alike?

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Have you ever wondered why do all nerds look alike?

mouth breathers
Having Special interests
Braces
Weird
nasal voice
above average intelligence
Short
forward head posture or Nerd Neck

Well, it all starts when the child is born. Most of the nerds you meet at school are autists. If it's an autist, a child from a very young age has sensory issues. That's why they walk with T-rex arms, wear only certain clothes, etc. One of these traits is mouthbreathing, and autists are way more likely to start mouthbreathing from a very young age now. The child doesn't need to be an autist to start mouthbreathing, it can also happen from allergies or just mimicing their peers. the fact is that this completely destroys their craniofacial development and leads to sleep apnea, which in turn gives them super underdeveloped Jaw and small airway.

(This is where the nerd voice comes from the small airway) and as they get sleep apnea from mouthbreathing, they get less restful sleep and less quality sleep in general, which stops the production of HGH, the hormone that makes people grow. As a result, they are pretty short, and this messes up many hormonal processes going on in the body, like the thyroid gland that's why many end up looking very skinny. This is also the reason why people with good forwardly jaws are usually taller because they get no sleep apnea during their sleep and the airway is working properly.

So now that their whole skull and face are underdeveloped due to mouthbreathing and braces, they get forward head posture (nerd neck) because when you just pull your neck forward, you open up your airway. This happens if you don't have proper airway support due to your recessed jaws.

and as the child develops, they will grow super ugly and unattractive with a long face and super receding jaws. a child then grows up ugly, they won't have many friends, which is why they develop these weird interests and keep them to themselves. This further isolates them from their peers, and the only people complimenting them anyhow are the teachers for doing good work and their parents to cheer them up and the child feels attached to them. Then, when the parents notice their child growing crooked teeth, they give them braces, which recess their jaws even more than it was like this.

If you ever have Children make sure their never mouthbreath as they grow up because it causes shit ton of Chain Reactions in their lives.

 

[<6PSLcel]

it's kinda like asking why are all the players in the NBA tall.

 

[rand anon]

Physiognomy

 

[rhinoplasty]

How does braces fuck your face development up? I always thought it was the opposite

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

How does braces fuck your face development up? I always thought it was the opposite

Fucks up your forward growth by fucking up the bones which are surrounded by the roots of your teeth
and usually they add rubber bands and functional apliances which brings the whole maxilla down resulting in downwardly grown face

 

[TheAnomaly]

I am a nerd.
all of the above except:
No longer have braces.
Not really a nasal voice.
Good neck posture.
Good looking.

 

[rhinoplasty]

Fucks up your forward growth by fucking up the bones which are surrounded by the roots of your teeth

Cap

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I am a nerd.
all of the above except.
No longer have braces.
Not really a nasal voice.
Good neck posture.

doesn't mean all nerds have nasal voices but in general they do if you fit all the above then theres huge chance you have shitty jaw development and you are short

 

[TheAnomaly]

doesn't mean all nerds have nasal voices but in general they do if you fit all the above then theres huge chance you have shitty jaw development and you are short

I’m short. But have a chiseled jaw.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I’m short. But have a chiseled jaw.

You were a mouthbreather as a child?

 

[jordanbarrettjaw]

Very interesting. But why is it that autists are more likely to mouthbreath?

 

[TheAnomaly]

You were a mouthbreather as a child?

I don’t think so. I also ate hard foods & my parents had good jaws.

 

[jordanbarrettjaw]

Fucks up your forward growth by fucking up the bones which are surrounded by the roots of your teeth
and usually they add rubber bands and functional apliances which brings the whole maxilla down resulting in downwardly grown face

Should someone wait until their face is completely develeped before getting any dental/orthodontic work done?

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I don’t think so. I also ate hard foods & my parents had good jaws.

well there you go.

 

[TheAnomaly]

Most of my nerd friends are not short. But. they have many of the other characteristics listed.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Should someone wait until their face is completely develeped before getting any dental/orthodontic work done?

Ideally yeah but never get functional appliances even as an adult because that's the main thing that causes facial down swung

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Most of my nerd friends are not short. But. they have many of the other characteristics listed.

it could be that even with small jaws and bad airway the body still finds a way to sleep correctly without compensating on the airways

 

[jordanbarrettjaw]

Ideally yeah but never get functional appliances even as an adult because that's the main thing that causes facial down swung

What about MSE? That could make you look better even if you dont have a necessarily narrow pallate? Won't make you recessed either.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

What about MSE? That could make you look better even if you dont have a necessarily narrow pallate? Won't make you recessed either.

MSE is very good, if your children complains about blocked nose that shit is like only S tier appliance first of all it expands the airways and encourages nose breathing, second it broadens the arch if it too narrow and guides the proper development of the face

 

[LancasteR]

Most of them resemble the McLovin‘ or Chud phenotype

 

[ElTruecel]

Nerd just means glasses + skinny that’s it. Bonus points if autistic

 

[jordanbarrettjaw]

MSE is very good, if your children complains about blocked nose that shit is like only S tier appliance first of all it expands the airways and encourages nose breathing, second it broadens the arch if it too narrow and guides the proper development of the face

I heard it could widen your nose. Does it do so significantly even if you just expand pallate slightly?

 

[ElTruecel]

Most of them resemble the McLovin‘ or Chud phenotype

Chud for the right wingers soyboy for the left

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I heard it could widen your nose. Does it do so significantly even if you just expand pallate slightly?

Yeah you get airway benefits from expanding very slightly but the nose part is bs because when you see people with wide zygos and upper palates they don't necessarily have wide noses

 

[LancasteR]

Chud for the right wingers soyboy for the left View attachment 2933280

The one‘s on the left are often very submissive and docile, and tend to become betabuxers or even cucks.
The one‘s on the left are often very non-neurotypical with low-impulse control/quickly to be angered, and are often autists and/or incels.
Pick your poison.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

The one‘s on the left are often very submissive and docile and tend to become betabuxers or even cucks.
The one‘s on the left are often very non-neurotypical with low-impulse control/quickly to be angered and are often autists and/or incels.
Pick your poison.

the thing I'm tryna figure out is why do pedos and molester niggas all almost look exactly the people on the left or the right

 

[jordanbarrettjaw]

Yeah you get airway benefits from expanding very slightly but the nose part is bs because when you see people with wide zygos and upper palates they don't necessarily have wide noses

Alr, what if someone were to get MSE at 16 for example. Now they're going to get a front teeth gap that they cant fix until a couple of years because braces will make you reccessed during puberty.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Alr, what if someone were to get MSE at 16 for example. Now they're going to get a front teeth gap that they cant fix until a couple of years because braces will make you reccessed during puberty.

I'd just wait untill you fully develop and then get the braces
but you can get MSE at 16 and wait for like 4 more years or wait until you fully develop and then get the MSE + braces only to close the front teeth gap

 

[MaestheticMaso]

Chud for the right wingers soyboy for the left View attachment 2933280

Left is typically better tbh. Most of them are actually NT and some actually have gfs

 

[MaestheticMaso]

Left is typically better tbh. Most of them are actually NT and some actually have gfs

Plus they’re more happy in general.

 

[v99bv]

MSE is very good, if your children complains about blocked nose that shit is like only S tier appliance first of all it expands the airways and encourages nose breathing, second it broadens the arch if it too narrow and guides the proper development of the face

my nose was always blocked and my parents didnt listen to me about getting mse now they forced me to put on braces wtf do I do now? its been 4 months since I got my braces and my orthodontist said I dont need palate expanders

 

[News]

Dnr

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Fucks up your forward growth by fucking up the bones which are surrounded by the roots of your teeth
and usually they add rubber bands and functional apliances which brings the whole maxilla down resulting in downwardly grown face

Please be joking --I have braces and can't lose my maxilia growth

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Please be joking --I have braces and can't lose my maxilia growth

braces are pretty bad but if you get rubberbands thats 100x times worse

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

my nose was always blocked and my parents didnt listen to me about getting mse now they forced me to put on braces wtf do I do now? its been 4 months since I got my braces and my orthodontist said I dont need palate expanders

get mse anyways find mse providers for breathing benefits

 

[spark]

How does braces fuck your face development up? I always thought it was the opposite

if yo u need braces your development is already fucked to begin with

 

[hiwasuwor]

I actually thought that it was healthy to breathe through the mouth as a kid. The gym teacher, after strenuous acts, always said; Now breathe strongly. And the strongest way to breathe is through the mouth, so I assumed that mouthbreathing was more healthy.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

i actually thought that it was healthy to breathe through the mouth as a kid. The gymteacher after tresinous acts always said; now breathe strongly. And the strongest way to breathe is through the mouth, so i assumed that mouthbreathing is more healthy

brutal

 

[hiwasuwor]

brutal

lip lift will fix my long midface and short lower third

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

lip lift will fix my long midface and short lower third

Get ccw rotation if your face is very downgrown and recessed only lip lift can't help it

 

[rhinoplasty]

if yo u need braces your development is already fucked to begin with

Exactly, then it fixes it retard

 

[spark]

Exactly, then it fixes it retard

braces don't fix your development retard

even orthodontists call it "camouflage treatment" in their own literature