How do I fuck my housemate

[N1666]

I have to live with these two women for the next month, they are both ugly as shit but a hole is a hole . One keeps trying to make conversation with me and her bedroom is right next to mine, how do I approach this?

 

[Hardrada]

how does one get into this situation?

 

[InnerVoid]

how come everyone here can be around women except me???

 

[apocalypse]

Take substances with her

 

[N1666]

how does one get into this situation?

how come everyone here can be around women except

you are acting like they blow me every night, it’s just a house share jfl

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

how come everyone here can be around women except me???

Is it true you have 2 phds.

 

[anthony111553]

just ask for sex and if she says no play it off as joke

 

[N1666]

just ask for sex and if she says no then rape her

Seems like a better idea

 

[anthony111553]

Seems like a better idea

but you'd have to get close with them so maybe not the best idea

 

[Bojack]

you just whip out your cock and say start to blow !

 

[Hardrada]

you are acting like they blow me every night, it’s just a house share jfl

how u get house share? from government or u paying

 

[N1666]

how u get house share? from government or u paying

Why would the government pay for my stuff? I just looked on spare room because I’m back in England for a bit

 

[Hardrada]

Why would the government pay for my stuff? I just looked on spare room because I’m back in England for a bit

idk i literally have no idea how society works thanks to my only life experience being abused and ostracized out of society

 

[InnerVoid]

u are acting like they blow me every night, it’s just a house share jfl

no girl would ever share a house with me even if her life depended on it

 

[anthony111553]

no girl would ever share a house with me even if her life depended on it

so ur saying OP mogs u

 

[N1666]

so ur saying OP mogs u

no girl would ever share a house with me even if her life depended on it

looks have no role in this, landlords only care if you are respectful to the property and pay the rent.

 

[InnerVoid]

so ur saying OP mogs u

eeveryone mogs me

 

[InnerVoid]

looks have no role in this, landlords only care if you are respectful to the property and pay the rent.

i dont exist

 

[New Poster]

shove your dick into foods in the fridge and try to impress her with the size of the imprint

 

[Son of gigachad]

if u really are as subhuman as you say for everyone to mogg you, one hope may be running bulge game around the house if u actually got the dick for it , maybe frauding will get u far enough for her to say fuck it when push comes to shove but i doubt it lol also actually respecting women and viewing them as human beings rather than objects may also be a really great start

 

[Hardrada]

allz ill give ya is a four letter word. starts with R and ends with an E.

 

[N1666]

if u really are as subhuman as you say for everyone to mogg you,

I've never said this before

also actually respecting women and viewing them as human beings rather than objects may also be a really great start

Reddit tier advice

 

[Zonar]

how come everyone here can be around women except me???

How come anyone be in your situation?

 

[Son of gigachad]

I've never said this before

Reddit tier advice

oh shit sorry saw a different comment, lol does reddit tell u to run bulge game on your roomate as well

 

[InnerVoid]

How come anyone be in your situation?

apparently everyone here is 4+psl

 

[socialcel]

drink w her