how I got fired from my last job

[Vermilioncore]

Worked at Burger King. Used to come to work with two small bottles of vodka. Would go to the bathroom and drink one right when I got to work.
I would purpsoy not eat before work so this one shot got me kinda drunk. Then an hour later I escaped into the bathroom again and drank the other one. Then I was drunk
All the pain and sorrow was gone
But my boss saw those empty bottles in the trash and saw security footage and fired me
I remember the day I got fired I went home, stopped by the store, got a bottle of gin and got fucked up at home

 

[Deleted member 22124]

I bet I can make a better burger than you

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Vodka before job is cheat code

 

[Vermilioncore]

I bet I can make a better burger than you

I don’t doubt it

 

[Manletmachine]

Vodka before job is cheat code

really? i feel like it would slow me down and the managers would complain

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

bad luck

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

main character energy.

Last job i was doing a night shift, got so tired i just left without telling anyone and the day after i told my boos via email i left the job.

Never felt better tbh.