how the fuck do i get money for surgery?

Thushespokeofit

Thushespokeofit

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i need forehead reduction surgery(8-12 000)
and jaw surgery(20-40 000), hopefully some eye surgery(20 000) maybe even some cheek implants

where do I get 100 grand for this stuff?
time is running out im 20, have to get this done before its all over(25)

do i have to rob a bank or can i jew my insurance/healthcare?
 
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i need forehead reduction surgery(8-12 000)
and jaw surgery(20-40 000)
and hopefully some eye surgery(20 000)

where do I get 100 grand for this stuff?
time is running out im 20, have to get this done before its all over(25)

do i have to rob a bank or can i jew my insurance/healthcare?
Hope your dad is rich and gives you money in his will when he dies. Thats my plan
 
weissbier

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Its fucking over,
I have no money aswell.
Will probably end up taking a loan so I can look human.
Whats the point of saving up? What if you get hit by a fucking chad in a car and die so everything is wasted anyways.
 
712127

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businessmaxx, theres no quick fix, youre going to have to put alot of time and effort into it and literally make it your main goal
 
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You are over pricing things.
I am getting jaw surgery first. Thanks to health care here its free.
After that i found a job that pays 3$k a month, started saving
Next month im getting eyebrow transplant (10k$)
In a year when i finish my BSSO i will go to eppley to get forhead+jaw+cheek implants, will probably have him do very timid canthopexy on me and a lip lift. All that shouls coat around 30k$ more or less.

Its really not that hard bro
 
razerftw

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Fly to Turkey and do all of the surgeries for under 10k
 
Thushespokeofit

Thushespokeofit

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i have college so wont have much time for a full-time job come September and dont like the prospect of partimejob slave wages, what about burglars, theft, selling stolen stuff online? pays more but not sure how to get the money into a bank account without alerting alarms, i know fuck all about money laundering
 
AntiSocial-Fakecel

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i have college so wont have much time for a full-time job come September and dont like the prospect of partimejob slave wages, what about burglars, theft, selling stolen stuff online? pays more but not sure how to get the money into a bank account without alerting alarms, i know fuck all about money laundering
I did money laundering back when I was younger. I used to scam people in online games where the fat nerds were willing to pay hundreds of USD for pixels. This can actually be pretty efficient. I scammed several thousand dollars worth of items, but could only launder like 10% before the owners of the game banned me. Was able to buy a bunch of clothes and put a down payment on a car (that i still have). Thing is, I don't what games you can do this on these days (maybe CSGO?)

Edit: Also, this is safe because the law doesn't regulate scams on video games. I used PayPal to launder the money I got.
 
Baki

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Go in the military for like 2 years you can physique max they provide housing and other stuff while saving up money
 
Esteban1997

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Work and save up money brah
 
Thushespokeofit

Thushespokeofit

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Go in the military for like 2 years you can physique max they provide housing and other stuff while saving up money
yeah ill drop out of studying law and business so i can join the miltary where they pay you mcdonalds wages, im already getting free housing from parents
 
TeemoNation

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game account buy and sell
 
Wincel

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This is why I try to find ways to avoid surgery. Working on nosemaxing atm.
 
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i need forehead reduction surgery(8-12 000)
and jaw surgery(20-40 000), hopefully some eye surgery(20 000) maybe even some cheek implants

where do I get 100 grand for this stuff?
time is running out im 20, have to get this done before its all over(25)

do i have to rob a bank or can i jew my insurance/healthcare?
catfish as a model on instagram. Steal about 100 photos and post one every day to make it appear real. in your bio put a link to your paypal so people can pay you to get your privaqte snapchat
 
TeemoNation

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work as a fake taxi pornstar
 
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actorsareuglymanlets

actorsareuglymanlets

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i need forehead reduction surgery(8-12 000)
and jaw surgery(20-40 000), hopefully some eye surgery(20 000) maybe even some cheek implants

where do I get 100 grand for this stuff?
time is running out im 20, have to get this done before its all over(25)

do i have to rob a bank or can i jew my insurance/healthcare?
rope is cheaper
 
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Go to Czech Republic for surgeries. Shits so much cheaper
 
ChadBreslau

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i need forehead reduction surgery(8-12 000)
and jaw surgery(20-40 000), hopefully some eye surgery(20 000) maybe even some cheek implants

where do I get 100 grand for this stuff?
time is running out im 20, have to get this done before its all over(25)

do i have to rob a bank or can i jew my insurance/healthcare?
Come to Europe lmao I suppose ur from US?
 
Lifemax

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i need forehead reduction surgery(8-12 000)
and jaw surgery(20-40 000), hopefully some eye surgery(20 000) maybe even some cheek implants

where do I get 100 grand for this stuff?
time is running out im 20, have to get this done before its all over(25)

do i have to rob a bank or can i jew my insurance/healthcare?
I have the same problem man. I dropped out because I'm too mentally messed up to function around other people. I'll probably get a job in a factory or in the greenhouses and use my savings to invest and hopefully make some money. It'll get easier though because I'll get more attractive with each surgery which will boost confidence and people will treat me better
 
VirtueSignaller

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I did money laundering back when I was younger. I used to scam people in online games where the fat nerds were willing to pay hundreds of USD for pixels. This can actually be pretty efficient. I scammed several thousand dollars worth of items, but could only launder like 10% before the owners of the game banned me. Was able to buy a bunch of clothes and put a down payment on a car (that i still have). Thing is, I don't what games you can do this on these days (maybe CSGO?)

Edit: Also, this is safe because the law doesn't regulate scams on video games. I used PayPal to launder the money I got.
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:feelsbaton::feelsbaton::feelsbaton:
 
Alexanderr

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Start a business, gamble, rob, e-whore, scam, work as a garbage man etc...
 
Demonstrator

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ask @AstroSky
 
Cretinous

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sell drugs or scam or prostitue yourself, only realistic options.
you could also do B&E on holiday homes of the rich and take valuables, melt down precious metals etc. This requires a bit of tradecraft and some connections to do successfully however.
 

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