HOW TO GET A LOVING GIRLFRIEND (EASY)

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RULE 1. BE EITHER HAPA, OR EAST ASIAN. ANY OTHER RACE FAILOS YOU
RULE 2. DRESS LIKE PINTEREST BOYS, HAVE FEMININE FEATURES
RULE 3. HAVE SOMEWHAT OF A SMOOTH VOICE (DOESNT HAVE TO BE DEEP JUST SMOOTH)
RULE 4. BE AT LEAST HIGH LTN... YOU CAN FRAUD UR FACE WITH HAIR AND FASHION. +1 POINTS IF YOU HAVE AN OVERBITE

HOW THIS WORKS:
1. INSTALL VALORANT
2. BE GOOD AT IT AND GET TO AT LEAST DIAMOND RANK
3. POST TIKTOKS ABOUT YOUR VALORANT SKILL, BE SURE TO USE UR SMOOTH VOICE
4. DM EVERY OTHER TIKTOK EGIRL THAT PLAYS VALORANT

NOW:
1. THE EGIRL WILL MASTURBATE TO U, ALL VALORANT EGIRLS LOVE FEMININE LOOKING ASIANS THAT CAN DRESS WELL AND HAVE HOMELESS HAIR
2. ENJOY YOUR GIRLFRIEND
 
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Unironicslly works on JBs
So i will pass
 
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Just be gook is legit
 
I don't want a loving girlfriend that plays shitty normie games. I want to slay.
 
Every single girl who plays games on PC is a MASSIVE whore, no exceptions.
 
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Every single girl who plays games on PC is a MASSIVE whore, no exceptions.
Maybe online whore but not irl, they are all losers
 
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Just be Chad
 
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Maybe online whore but not irl, they are all losers
Nah, a lot of them actually have big social circles irl, the ones that don't are still gigawhores. The only girls who play games who have a chance of not being whores are the ones who play on console, the PC ones are all whores; it's just the way it is.
RULE 1. BE EITHER HAPA, OR EAST ASIAN. ANY OTHER RACE FAILOS YOU
White or Hapa > Asian, even when you are going for this extremely mentally ill group of females.
 

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