How to have sex

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

THIS WILL BE A GUIDE FOR THOSE OF US WHO CAN GET LAID BUT ARE NOT VERY EXPERIENCED, I WILL TEACH YOU SOME TRICKS I HAVE LEARNT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.

1: EAT HER PUSSY, BUT ONLY AFTER SHE SUCKED UR DICK. Best way to eat pussy is to use your tongue right on her clit, flicking it up down sideways just go ham on it. While doing this take one hand, reach under her leg and pull up on her skin above her pussy (Where the pubic hair is) This will make her clit come out even further. With ur other hand take 1 or 2 fingers and finger her g spot while eating her out. She will squirt from this.

2: Doggystyle is good but if you have a smaller penis missionary is the best for deep penetration, take her legs and literally put them on ur shoulders. Girls are naturally flexible so this will be easy and yes even fat ones. This will let you go balls deep in pure pussy.

3: When you feel like you are going to cum soon but it's only been 30 seconds, just go back to eating her pussy for a little bit or switch positions, this will give you time to get control back.

4: Choke them, pull their hair, slap them sometimes if they are into that lol, girls are literal freaks nowadays from all the porn they watch. Another tip is when ur doing doggy you can put a finger up their ass, some like it and some dont. But it's really cool because you can feel ur cock with ur finger lol

 

[Nrrr15]

Too long I forgot how to read

 

[Hades]

MORE ADVICE: WHEN EATING PUSSY, FLATTEN YOUR TONGUE OUT AND MOVE YOUR HEAD UP AND DOWN AND APPLY MORE PRESSURE TO THE CLIT. ALSO, DO NOT FORGOT TO SUCK ON HER CLIT, BUT DO IT GENTLY. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO GET HER OFF.

 

[Deleted member 3990]

eating pussy

 

[zeno]

Good thread, i wish i can apply at least once before i die.

 

[Krezo]

Most people on this site won't be using this guide any soon.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

eating pussy

I love eating pussy, nice and warm and wet

 

[Deleted member 3593]

Dn rd don’t need this anytime soon

 

[Truemaxxer]

Stopped after 1.
U r ready to put ur tongue at the place where multiple guys put their dicks before.
great job u retard.

 

[yang]

Dn read need guide on how to kiss

 

[RAITEIII]

It didn't necessarily tell me anything new.

 

[Deleted member 3328]

just a reminder you are grown men, taking sex advice from a 14 year old

 

[RAITEIII]

Dn read need guide on how to kiss

Slow and intense.

 

[Leamsefmare]

This advice used to be based but now it's common lol, we need a more based sex guide

 

[Over]

Useless thread for me unfortunately

But have a like anyways

 

[hebbewem]

Alot of users here havent kissed a girl . Because of that its usless for most users here

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Yes buddy

 

[Gazzamogga]

The best advice I've ever gotten was "it's lower than you think"

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

The best advice I've ever gotten was "it's lower than you think"

First time I couldn't find the hole either lol

 

[yang]

Useless thread for me unfortunately

View attachment 253247

But have a like anyways

IOI virginity probably lost at 29.01.2020


mogs me

 

[Gazzamogga]

First time I couldn't find the hole either lol

I would've made a fool out of myself the first time if it wasn't for that line of advice

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

I would've made a fool out of myself the first time if it wasn't for that line of advice

She had to put it in for me lol

 

[Gazzamogga]

She had to put it in for me lol

 

[Over]

IOI virginity probably lost at 29.01.2020


mogs me

You're 16 and I'm 23 you got seven years to lose it

 

[Deleted member 1464]

eating pussy sounds disgusting ngl

 

[Deleted member 3259]

Good thread, i wish i can apply at least once before i die.

I have faith in u my nigga. You will ascend

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

This info is absolutely useless for me

 

[PersianKingdom]

A guide I wish I had a use for.

 

[FromEE]

Kissing is actually harder to master than sex. Crazy.

 

[AnimeCel]

ALSO GIRLS ARE INTO KISSING/BITING THEIR NECK DURING MISSONARY, NIPPLE PLAY IS ALSO VERY UNDERRATED BUT EFFECTIVE WAY TO SATISFY THE GIRL

 

[SpearOfOrion]

Thrust with the pelvis periodically. The frequency of the thrust should be no more than 3 Hz.

 

[Chowdog]

niggas nowadays need a thread to learn how to eat out pussy
but ngl soon this will be everyone after ur thread,

 

[Unmoggablegingercel]

View attachment 253329 niggas nowadays need a thread to learn how to eat out pussy
but ngl soon this will be everyone after ur thread,View attachment 253330

Eating pussy Is SIMP. rail her and go on to the next bitch like a true chad

 

[tongue]

Finally a thread I can get behind.
Protip for any position where your and her pelvis are in contact like missionary. Do more of a grinding motion instead of a thrusting motion. You last longer and you stimulate her clit more directly.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Finally a thread I can get behind.
Protip for any position where your and her pelvis are in contact like missionary. Do more of a grinding motion instead of a thrusting motion. You last longer and you stimulate her clit more directly.

I'll have to try that, rub my afro pubes on that clit

 

[AnimeCel]

Thrust with the pelvis periodically. The frequency of the thrust should be no more than 3 Hz.

this, when a girl informs you that she likes what you are doing that doesnt mean she wants you to go faster and harded but continue doing the same

 

[maxmendietta]

no sex guide for my ingrown penis

 

[zeno]

Can the average girl really cum from getting eaten? I thought it doesnt happen

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Can the average girl really cum from getting eaten? I thought it doesnt happen

Some can and some can't. I've had a girl come from just my dick fucking her, it felt weird af like bunch of fluid gushing onto my weiner

 

[zeno]

Some can and some can't. I've had a girl come from just my dick fucking her, it felt weird af like bunch of fluid gushing onto my weiner

Holy fuck
How big is your dick, no homo just curious

 

[Gazzamogga]

Eating pussy Is SIMP. rail her and go on to the next bitch like a true chad

Yeah just plow her for 5 minutes until you nut to make sure you never have to fuck her again theory

 

[Deleted member 4563]

One word,facesitting
So u can suck on p

 

[2peasinapod]

cum on them, not in them

when they complain, ghost them

 

[Chadelite]

THIS WILL BE A GUIDE FOR THOSE OF US WHO CAN GET LAID BUT ARE NOT VERY EXPERIENCED, I WILL TEACH YOU SOME TRICKS I HAVE LEARNT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.

1: EAT HER PUSSY, BUT ONLY AFTER SHE SUCKED UR DICK. Best way to eat pussy is to use your tongue right on her clit, flicking it up down sideways just go ham on it. While doing this take one hand, reach under her leg and pull up on her skin above her pussy (Where the pubic hair is) This will make her clit come out even further. With ur other hand take 1 or 2 fingers and finger her g spot while eating her out. She will squirt from this.

2: Doggystyle is good but if you have a smaller penis missionary is the best for deep penetration, take her legs and literally put them on ur shoulders. Girls are naturally flexible so this will be easy and yes even fat ones. This will let you go balls deep in pure pussy.

3: When you feel like you are going to cum soon but it's only been 30 seconds, just go back to eating her pussy for a little bit or switch positions, this will give you time to get control back.

4: Choke them, pull their hair, slap them sometimes if they are into that lol, girls are literal freaks nowadays from all the porn they watch. Another tip is when ur doing doggy you can put a finger up their ass, some like it and some dont. But it's really cool because you can feel ur cock with ur finger lol

eating pussy or ass is super low t


jfl if you do that

you should be DOM

 

[Slayerino]

MORE ADVICE: WHEN EATING PUSSY, FLATTEN YOUR TONGUE OUT AND MOVE YOUR HEAD UP AND DOWN AND APPLY MORE PRESSURE TO THE CLIT. ALSO, DO NOT FORGOT TO SUCK ON HER CLIT, BUT DO IT GENTLY. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO GET HER OFF.

EVEN MORE ADVICE: FLATTEN YOUR TONGUE OUT, PULL OUT YOUR PHONE, SEARCH FOR THIS THREAD, LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING GIFS. LET THE EPILEPTIC THAT IS IN YOU DO THE REST OF THE JOB.

 

[Bewusst]

I don't eat pussy of prostitutes, most of them don't even clean it after customers

 

[Deleted member 656]

The best advice I've ever gotten was "it's lower than you think"

Remember thinking exactly the same my first time but in hindsight I don't know how I ever believed it was higher.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

I don't eat pussy of prostitutes, most of them don't even clean it after customers

Or just dont fuck prostitutes to begin with lol wtf

 

[Bewusst]

Or just dont fuck prostitutes to begin with lol wtf

better than nothing tbh

 

[invisiblecel]

Ngl kiddo one time I came while eating a girl out but my doc says I don't PE because my tests came out fine so idk