How to have sex

[Vermilioncore]

Dn rd don’t need this anytime soon

 

[Cardiologyscribe]

Some can and some can't. I've had a girl come from just my dick fucking her, it felt weird af like bunch of fluid gushing onto my weiner

I want experience this froma prime women

 

[Hades]

Ngl kiddo one time I came while eating a girl out but my doc says I don't PE because my tests came out fine so idk

It’s probably just because you’re young, I’m guessing? Even Johnny Sins said he was a 1-2 pump chump for a while in the beginning. It happens.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

I want experience this froma prime women

We were both virgins and I think was really rare cuz she would squirt from just fingering but ive never been with a girl like that again

 

[Cardiologyscribe]

Alternative Method to How To Have Sex:

1. Turn on your computer
2. Open web browser in incognito mode
3. Type ‘www.pornhub.com’ into the address bar.....

 

[nastynas]

best advice is definitely the hole is a lot lower than what we think

 

[Littleboy]

THIS WILL BE A GUIDE FOR THOSE OF US WHO CAN GET LAID BUT ARE NOT VERY EXPERIENCED, I WILL TEACH YOU SOME TRICKS I HAVE LEARNT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.

1: EAT HER PUSSY, BUT ONLY AFTER SHE SUCKED UR DICK. Best way to eat pussy is to use your tongue right on her clit, flicking it up down sideways just go ham on it. While doing this take one hand, reach under her leg and pull up on her skin above her pussy (Where the pubic hair is) This will make her clit come out even further. With ur other hand take 1 or 2 fingers and finger her g spot while eating her out. She will squirt from this.

2: Doggystyle is good but if you have a smaller penis missionary is the best for deep penetration, take her legs and literally put them on ur shoulders. Girls are naturally flexible so this will be easy and yes even fat ones. This will let you go balls deep in pure pussy.

3: When you feel like you are going to cum soon but it's only been 30 seconds, just go back to eating her pussy for a little bit or switch positions, this will give you time to get control back.

4: Choke them, pull their hair, slap them sometimes if they are into that lol, girls are literal freaks nowadays from all the porn they watch. Another tip is when ur doing doggy you can put a finger up their ass, some like it and some dont. But it's really cool because you can feel ur cock with ur finger lol

Very good thread OP. From escortcelling experience I can attest this is sound advice.

However for peeps like myself with a bad back. Cowgirl & also reverse missionary are ideal tbh ngl.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Step 1: Be Chad

 

[Littleboy]

Be careful about point 4 as the woman can say you raped her after if the relationship goes south or she regrets it.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Be careful about point 4 as the woman can say you raped her after if the relationship goes south or she regrets it.

Yes only do those if she is into it and wants you to

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

Most people on this site won't be using this guide any soon.

I will be son, a redhead becky with a stacy body said she's DTF, and ill be getting up in some white cheeks

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

I will be son, a redhead becky with a stacy body said she's DTF, and ill be getting up in some white cheeks

Use my guide and let us know how it went

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

Use my guide and let us know how it went

Yes bro, ill give a field report, ive only fucked twice so I got no idea wtf im doing tbh

 

[Usum]

Throat cancer in a nutshell.
Only to do with a very serious non used-up partner.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

A guide I wish I had a use for.

 

[Pietrosiek]

Who needs this? Just go full primal man. If you have chance forgot about everything and fuck like a lion

 

[thor]

1. Never willingly offer to lick pussy. They will like it but they will lose respect for you.
2. If they suggest themselves than it's ok. They obviously have a thing for it. (Note: this is a good way to see if a girl sees you as a boyfriend or a fuck buddy. They will never suggest this to someone they want to date)

Lasting longer:
3. Occupy your mind with other things during sex. I square random numbers in my head. Very effective if you can't last long.
4. Start very slow. Don't listen to her if she wants it faster. As you're more comfortable with your erection start speeding up
5. Practice kegels exercise. This is (among other things) how porn stars can remain hard for hours

I'll write more on how to make her cum later

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

THIS WILL BE A GUIDE FOR THOSE OF US WHO CAN GET LAID BUT ARE NOT VERY EXPERIENCED, I WILL TEACH YOU SOME TRICKS I HAVE LEARNT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.

1: EAT HER PUSSY, BUT ONLY AFTER SHE SUCKED UR DICK. Best way to eat pussy is to use your tongue right on her clit, flicking it up down sideways just go ham on it. While doing this take one hand, reach under her leg and pull up on her skin above her pussy (Where the pubic hair is) This will make her clit come out even further. With ur other hand take 1 or 2 fingers and finger her g spot while eating her out. She will squirt from this.

2: Doggystyle is good but if you have a smaller penis missionary is the best for deep penetration, take her legs and literally put them on ur shoulders. Girls are naturally flexible so this will be easy and yes even fat ones. This will let you go balls deep in pure pussy.

3: When you feel like you are going to cum soon but it's only been 30 seconds, just go back to eating her pussy for a little bit or switch positions, this will give you time to get control back.

4: Choke them, pull their hair, slap them sometimes if they are into that lol, girls are literal freaks nowadays from all the porn they watch. Another tip is when ur doing doggy you can put a finger up their ass, some like it and some dont. But it's really cool because you can feel ur cock with ur finger lol

will never have this

 

[Unmoggablegingercel]

1. Square random numbers in my head.

JFL

 

[Enlil]

this thread made me rage seriously. shouldn't have opened it

 

[Deleted member 4087]

Op, question
does the smell of pussy distract you when eating it?

 

[Deleted member 1553]

This is inapplicable as I'm not attractive enough to have sex in the first place.

 

[Amnesia]

Op, question
does the smell of pussy distract you when eating it?

Most girls don't smell, if they do its either cause they are unhealthy af or maybe they went all day without showering. But even girls who I ate out who smelled they didn't taste bad.


Overall OP actually has good advice.


Also some girls are confusing when you're eating them out, when they start to move around they are basically using your tongue to masturbate with, let them move to where they want to, basically just act as a steady tongue vibrator. It's confusing cause they will move around so your tongue is like no where even making contact with their clit and as a guy I'm like wtf why am I licking like completely above your clit, yet they are moaning hard so it must feel good. I think some girls clit gets too sensitive so licking around it feels better sometimes, kinda like our post nut dick sensitivity

 

[Deleted member 2205]

EAT HER PUSSY, BUT ONLY AFTER SHE SUCKED UR DICK
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You'll cum while getting your dick sucked lol. Your first time should be as much foreplay as possible tbh

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Most people on this site won't be using this guide any soon.

 

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

@Pietrosiek thoughts?

 

[NorwoodMilitant]

eating pussy sounds disgusting ngl

Thought you would’ve done it

 

[Lightbulb]

I can vouch for this thread ngl

 

[BrendioEEE]

THIS WILL BE A GUIDE FOR THOSE OF US WHO CAN GET LAID BUT ARE NOT VERY EXPERIENCED, I WILL TEACH YOU SOME TRICKS I HAVE LEARNT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.

1: EAT HER PUSSY

Stopped reading right their bro, i'm not a homosexual.

 

[Ritalincell]

THIS WILL BE A GUIDE FOR THOSE OF US WHO CAN GET LAID BUT ARE NOT VERY EXPERIENCED, I WILL TEACH YOU SOME TRICKS I HAVE LEARNT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS.

1: EAT HER PUSSY, BUT ONLY AFTER SHE SUCKED UR DICK. Best way to eat pussy is to use your tongue right on her clit, flicking it up down sideways just go ham on it. While doing this take one hand, reach under her leg and pull up on her skin above her pussy (Where the pubic hair is) This will make her clit come out even further. With ur other hand take 1 or 2 fingers and finger her g spot while eating her out. She will squirt from this.

2: Doggystyle is good but if you have a smaller penis missionary is the best for deep penetration, take her legs and literally put them on ur shoulders. Girls are naturally flexible so this will be easy and yes even fat ones. This will let you go balls deep in pure pussy.

3: When you feel like you are going to cum soon but it's only been 30 seconds, just go back to eating her pussy for a little bit or switch positions, this will give you time to get control back.

4: Choke them, pull their hair, slap them sometimes if they are into that lol, girls are literal freaks nowadays from all the porn they watch. Another tip is when ur doing doggy you can put a finger up their ass, some like it and some dont. But it's really cool because you can feel ur cock with ur finger lol

Good advice tbh but for total beginners using the fingers makes more sense and is easier imo

 

[SteveRogers]

Also; make sure that you kiss her neck while you fuck her, ALWAYS start in missionary (after 7-10 minutes of eating her out - OP is kinda right but make sure that you spell "C-O-C-O-N-U-T" on her clit), when you go in, don't use your hand, slowly kiss her up after eating her out and let your dick find her pussy. Once there, kegel so your dick moves on her clit. Do this like 10 times while kissing her neck. Then go in slowly, work up the pace and get to the point where you're going all in and all out reasonably quickly. If you feel yourself about to fail, go back down on her and repeat. DON'T do doggy until she's orgasmed, trust me; I only do normie 8-8.5+/10's so that shit is way too much, I usually last 1-1.5 hours (no joke, I am known as "top shagger" by my mates), but in doggy I'm gone after 30 seconds max, but its perfect if she's already cum, as you go as had as possible, then chuck you dick on her ass and let it cum all over her ass and back. They fucking love this.
Some guys here know that this isn't a cope or anything they've seen my face, body etc.
I've had sex at least 1000 times and I'm not even 20 yet (20 in 8 days but still). Yes, a fair majority have been with the same 3 girls, but probably around 6o different women.
Also, I'm not that big, about 6.7" x 5.75", but every woman has had pain the next day, so either they're inexperienced somehow, or 99% of guys lie about having big dicks.

 

[Ramzes]

Would you be interested in an ass licking guide?

 

[RAITEIII]

She had to put it in for me lol

This has happened to me a lot

 

[Ramzes]

When they suck you on their knees they love when you periodically interrupt them by kissing deep with tongue, then they feel rewarded and proceed to give even better head. Make sure you hold their head during the kiss.

 

[Ritalincell]

Also; make sure that you kiss her neck while you fuck her, ALWAYS start in missionary (after 7-10 minutes of eating her out - OP is kinda right but make sure that you spell "C-O-C-O-N-U-T" on her clit), when you go in, don't use your hand, slowly kiss her up after eating her out and let your dick find her pussy. Once there, kegel so your dick moves on her clit. Do this like 10 times while kissing her neck. Then go in slowly, work up the pace and get to the point where you're going all in and all out reasonably quickly. If you feel yourself about to fail, go back down on her and repeat. DON'T do doggy until she's orgasmed, trust me; I only do normie 8-8.5+/10's so that shit is way too much, I usually last 1-1.5 hours (no joke, I am known as "top shagger" by my mates), but in doggy I'm gone after 30 seconds max, but its perfect if she's already cum, as you go as had as possible, then chuck you dick on her ass and let it cum all over her ass and back. They fucking love this.
Some guys here know that this isn't a cope or anything they've seen my face, body etc.
I've had sex at least 1000 times and I'm not even 20 yet (20 in 8 days but still). Yes, a fair majority have been with the same 3 girls, but probably around 6o different women.
Also, I'm not that big, about 6.7" x 5.75", but every woman has had pain the next day, so either they're inexperienced somehow, or 99% of guys lie about having big dicks.

5,75 inches in girth is big dude

 

[Lorsss]

this deserves to be in the archive

 

[Pendejo]

How to sex properly:

(1) Just lol @ people on this board who worry about dick depth.

(2) Never be afraid to suck the clit.

(3) 2ndary foreplay can include hooking 1-2 fingers inside her and rubbing along the OUTSIDE WALL of her vagina

(4) When you insert, your goal is to get to a state of grinding, not thrusting

(5) Thrusting is not the primary tool, you use it to as a way of occasionally changing the flow. Like a breakdown in a song that refreshes your attention.

(6) get her on top and make her thrust. Use your upper-body strenght to force her down as hard as you can on the base of your dick. The base of your dick is always the most important part

(7) Doggy style: grab her hips and behave like a goddamned animal

By Poontang​

Last night, while having sex, my girl brought down the ultimate double-edge sword

"you're the best I've ever had" Yes. Excellent. I mean, I kinda trust it, because I've put in time and effort to learning how to sex properly. But at the same time it's like "bitch! what's the sample size here??!?!l

lookism.net

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Stopped after 1.
U r ready to put ur tongue at the place where multiple guys put their dicks before.
great job u retard.

tbh jfl at the degeneracy

 

[Barbarossa_]

didn't rd it's unnecessary

 

[Deleted member 4675]

wont use

 

[Amnesia]

In for more tips

 

[.👽.]

This is one of the threads you save but never open again because most are incels here and dont need it

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

In for more tips

Do you think what everyone here is saying about eating pussy? Will they think less of you if you do it without them asking? I never really thought of that

 

[Amnesia]

Do you think what everyone here is saying about eating pussy? Will they think less of you if you do it without them asking? I never really thought of that

I honestly can't tell if ppl are srs or trolling when they say "lol at eating pussy, putting ur mouth where others dudes cocks have been"


Obv u should eat pussy and in fact if u dont wanna eat pussy then ur a faggot. Vaginal fluids getting over your face increases testosterone production and facial hair growth as well.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

I honestly can't tell if ppl are srs or trolling when they say "lol at eating pussy, putting ur mouth where others dudes cocks have been"


Obv u should eat pussy and in fact if u dont wanna eat pussy then ur a faggot

Yeah but what about the girl? Do you think they will think less of you if you do it? I always have eaten them out without them asking because I like it

 

[Amnesia]

Yeah but what about the girl? Do you think they will think less of you if you do it? I always have eaten them out without them asking because I like it

The number one rule I have learned with women and sex is do what YOU want to do. If u wanna eat it eat it and be like Im doing this for MY pleasure. If u wanna fuck her doggy, position her body doggy style and go for it, dont ask for permission for anything in bed just DO it. Women wanna be told what to do, lead and manhandled, they get off on that shit. Can u imagine a bigger sex mood killer than some slack jawed faggot asking hey baby c c can we do doggy style now? Pretty pleaseee

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

The number one rule I have learned with women and sex is do what YOU want to do. If u wanna eat it eat it and be like Im doing this for MY pleasure. If u wanna fuck her doggy, position her body doggy style and go for it, dont ask for permission for anything in bed just DO it. Women wanna be told what to do, lead and manhandled, they get off on that shit. Can u imagine a bigger sex mood killer than some slack jawed faggot asking hey baby c c can we do doggy style now? Pretty pleaseee

Okay good. Just wanted to confirm