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After listening to many khutbahs and happening upon hadith and sayings from the Quran I've realized all this intricate bullshit coping can legitimately be cheated in a way as to give you maximum theoretical reward with very low effort. Legit most Muslims don't even need to practice the religion properly if they follow this guide. And inb4 the muzzies come in questioning it:
You have to legitimately believe it, you can't just hack these beliefs and expect to be rewarded for it!
True, however I am willing to bet the majority of muzzie sinners still have fear of Allah in their hearts and, if they did this, would legitimately be doing it out of fear of punishment thus making it all valid. For murtads like @Zer0/∞, once they get old and more schizo they will likely begin to have true fear of Allah and death again.
Anyways, here's what you need to do:
Recite sandnigger chants 100x a day to wipe away ALL your sins
Abu Huraira: Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, “Whoever says, 'Subhan Allah wa bihamdihi,' one hundred times a day, will be forgiven all his sins even if they were as much as the foam of the sea.
Das rite, incels, you can make yourself virtually as pious and noble as a studycelling wageslave Wahhabi-worshipping shitskin currycel in the eyes of Allah no matter how much of a sinner you are by reciting an Arabic chant one hundred times a day. ALL your sins, legit insane cheat code. You can be a low inhib Chaddam slaying 100 German HTBs a week, snorting coke, swearing, partying, getting smashed, shanking niggers on the street for disrespecting you and leaving them out to bleed while laughing, and STILL be accepted into Jannat for doing this! All the while @TRUE_CEL gets thrown into Jahannam for cooming too much and not praying due to his inceldom-caused depression! Giga lifefuel!
Fasting on a specific day can literally wipe away your sins for both the past year and the UPCOMING year! Gigakekfuel!
Abu Qatadah reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, was asked about fasting the day of Arafat and he said, “It will expiate the sins of the previous and upcoming years.” Then, the Prophet was asked about fasting the day of Ashura and he said, “It will expiate the sins of the past year.”
Source: Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 1162
This means you can literally get prepared to sin and do whatever the fuck you want by praying for a few days during summer. Video game type shit tbh, literal temp invincibility powerup. This acts as an extra failsafe if for some reason you are too retarded to recite a few Arabic words 100x a dah.
Thank God for providing you the means to bloatmaxx, insanely broken meta!
The Prophet once said: He who has taken food and says at the end:
االْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ الَّذِي أَطْعَمَنِي هَذَا وَرَزَقَنِيهِ مِنْ غَيْرِ حَوْلٍ مِنِّي وَلاَ قُوَّةٍ Alhamdu lillahi-lladhee at 'amani haadha, wa razaqneehi min ghairi hawli minnee wa laa quwwah - All praise is due to Allah Who has given me food to eat and provided it without any endeavour on my part or any power- all his past sins will be forgiven. [At-Tirmidhee]
This is even more brutally blackpilling than the previous 2 glitches tbh, any sinning Chaddam who's spent a long day fucking blonde Stacylites brutally and drinking out with his friends can order a nice 5 star filling meal, and instantly wipe out every sin and transgression against Allah he's committed by saying a prayer in thanks! And most of these retards are too low IQ to legitimately question their religion, so it's all done sincerely enough for Allah to grant them their wish! Hell, you can be a hoejabi whore getting stretched out by white Chad and Tyrone every day and do the same thing! What is even the fucking point of being a good high inhib cuck currycel muzzie praying 5x a day, fasting for a month, and abstaining from incel copes if the same amount of reward can be accomplished by doing basically fucking nothing? It was over long before it could begin!
You have to legitimately believe it, you can't just hack these beliefs and expect to be rewarded for it!
True, however I am willing to bet the majority of muzzie sinners still have fear of Allah in their hearts and, if they did this, would legitimately be doing it out of fear of punishment thus making it all valid. For murtads like @Zer0/∞, once they get old and more schizo they will likely begin to have true fear of Allah and death again.
Anyways, here's what you need to do:
Recite sandnigger chants 100x a day to wipe away ALL your sins
Abu Huraira: Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, “Whoever says, 'Subhan Allah wa bihamdihi,' one hundred times a day, will be forgiven all his sins even if they were as much as the foam of the sea.
Das rite, incels, you can make yourself virtually as pious and noble as a studycelling wageslave Wahhabi-worshipping shitskin currycel in the eyes of Allah no matter how much of a sinner you are by reciting an Arabic chant one hundred times a day. ALL your sins, legit insane cheat code. You can be a low inhib Chaddam slaying 100 German HTBs a week, snorting coke, swearing, partying, getting smashed, shanking niggers on the street for disrespecting you and leaving them out to bleed while laughing, and STILL be accepted into Jannat for doing this! All the while @TRUE_CEL gets thrown into Jahannam for cooming too much and not praying due to his inceldom-caused depression! Giga lifefuel!
Fasting on a specific day can literally wipe away your sins for both the past year and the UPCOMING year! Gigakekfuel!
Abu Qatadah reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, was asked about fasting the day of Arafat and he said, “It will expiate the sins of the previous and upcoming years.” Then, the Prophet was asked about fasting the day of Ashura and he said, “It will expiate the sins of the past year.”
Source: Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 1162
This means you can literally get prepared to sin and do whatever the fuck you want by praying for a few days during summer. Video game type shit tbh, literal temp invincibility powerup. This acts as an extra failsafe if for some reason you are too retarded to recite a few Arabic words 100x a dah.
Thank God for providing you the means to bloatmaxx, insanely broken meta!
The Prophet once said: He who has taken food and says at the end:
االْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ الَّذِي أَطْعَمَنِي هَذَا وَرَزَقَنِيهِ مِنْ غَيْرِ حَوْلٍ مِنِّي وَلاَ قُوَّةٍ Alhamdu lillahi-lladhee at 'amani haadha, wa razaqneehi min ghairi hawli minnee wa laa quwwah - All praise is due to Allah Who has given me food to eat and provided it without any endeavour on my part or any power- all his past sins will be forgiven. [At-Tirmidhee]
This is even more brutally blackpilling than the previous 2 glitches tbh, any sinning Chaddam who's spent a long day fucking blonde Stacylites brutally and drinking out with his friends can order a nice 5 star filling meal, and instantly wipe out every sin and transgression against Allah he's committed by saying a prayer in thanks! And most of these retards are too low IQ to legitimately question their religion, so it's all done sincerely enough for Allah to grant them their wish! Hell, you can be a hoejabi whore getting stretched out by white Chad and Tyrone every day and do the same thing! What is even the fucking point of being a good high inhib cuck currycel muzzie praying 5x a day, fasting for a month, and abstaining from incel copes if the same amount of reward can be accomplished by doing basically fucking nothing? It was over long before it could begin!
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