I am not looking for a gf im looking for a wife

Abhorrence

Abhorrence

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my needs:
she shouldnt have tiktok or instagram
devout muslim
minimum 5ft10 mtb
black hair and turanid features
 
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@SecularIslamist how do i find a girl like that
 
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why dont you kys
 
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why dont you kys
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@5'7 zoomer
 
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my needs:
she shouldnt have tiktok or instagram
devout
muslim
minimum 5ft10 mtb
black hair and turanid features
Good luck finding a women that doesn't even exist
 
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6ft5 alhamdullilah
Okay I was gonna say. Being a tall man and wanting a tall woman is valid. Short women should be restricted from reproducing.
 
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Wtf?? Do you want you children to be incels?
idk man dicaprios and chicos parents are ugly but genetic recombination did wonders hopefully the same happens to my kids
 
idk man dicaprios and chicos parents are ugly but genetic recombination did wonders hopefully the same happens to my kids
well looks are just luck (good gene combi) but the height is not, date a tall girl
 
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my needs:
she shouldnt have tiktok or instagram
Sub-10%
devout muslim
Like 5% of population where you live
minimum 5ft10 mtb
Height, probably 5% of population where you live

MTB let's say 50% being generous
black hair and turanid features
Let's say 90% to be generous

Let's calculate:
0.1*0.05*0.05*0.5*0.9 = 0.0001125

In other words 0.01125% of population to meet all these criterias. Didn't even factor in age....

The joker laugh
 
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