I don’t know how to do anything

[Vermilioncore]

I remember one time my aunt asked me to brew coffee for my grandma but I said “I don’t know how, I never made coffee before” and she looked confused and annoyed
Also one time she told me to make some eggs for my grandma but I said “I never used a stove all I use is the microwave. I’m sorry I don’t know how to do that”

Basically the only things I know how to do is jerk off, eat, play video games, shop online and rot

 

[anthony111553]

how did u post this then

 

[Vermilioncore]

how did u post this then

Cmon now pal, you know what I mean

 

[northern mogger]

52 892 posts, there is no going back

 

[scrunchables]

how did u post this then

vermilioncore only comes to .org to buy from the store merch, that's how he learned how to use the site

 

[Lynxress]

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Coffee is toxic bean soup and cooked food is unnatural anyway

 

[slavicpsycho]

Same o dont even know how to cross the street

 

[Manletmachine]

when I started washing dishes last year, the guy that “trained me” made fun of me for not being able to mop a floor properly

 

[The Grinch]

when I started washing dishes last year, the guy that “trained me” made fun of me for not being able to mop a floor properly

spit in his coffee

 

[AlexBrown84]

this is national emergency @Chris Benoit is not responding and i’m the only one that notices!

 

[Vermilioncore]

this is national emergency @Chris Benoit is not responding and i’m the only one that notices!

nah that mf left us high and dry

 

[Vermilioncore]

when I started washing dishes last year, the guy that “trained me” made fun of me for not being able to mop a floor properly

Should’ve just told him “I never mopped. I don’t know how to do much in this world”

 

[Manletmachine]

Should’ve just told him “I never mopped. I don’t know how to do much in this world”

He asked me “did your mother never teach you how to mop a floor?” I just chuckled like a cuck in response

 

[Vermilioncore]

He asked me “did your mother never teach you how to mop a floor?” I just chuckled like a cuck in response

Same
At my old job I had to ask some old slut coworker for a signature and when I came up and asked “can I have you sign here” she said “you can have anything you want! Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck!” Idk tf she was on or how to respond to that. How tf is someone supposed to respond to that?

 

[Facecel]

I remember one time my aunt asked me to brew coffee for my grandma but I said “I don’t know how, I never made coffee before” and she looked confused and annoyed
Also one time she told me to make some eggs for my grandma but I said “I never used a stove all I use is the microwave. I’m sorry I don’t know how to do that”

Basically the only things I know how to do is jerk off, eat, play video games, shop online and rot

 

[depressionmaxxing]

Whatever im asked to do, i do it fully knowing i have no idea sometimes

 

[strawberrymushroom]

I remember one time my aunt asked me to brew coffee for my grandma but I said “I don’t know how, I never made coffee before” and she looked confused and annoyed
Also one time she told me to make some eggs for my grandma but I said “I never used a stove all I use is the microwave. I’m sorry I don’t know how to do that”

Basically the only things I know how to do is jerk off, eat, play video games, shop online and rot

Mirin autism

 

[LVZZO]

Mogs the holocaust