I Want to Offer My Ex Oneitis $1500 for Sex

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Jfl I’m in like day 7 nofap or some shit and every morning I wake up with a pillow in my arms thinking it’s her.

I need to FUCK goddammit.

She already rejected my ‘date’ proposal but she did hang out with me as a friend (maybe fake being nice to not hurt my feelings idk).

Is it sexual assault to offer her money for sex?

Inb4 ‘cuck’ fuck you faggots I need to FUCK and I need it to be a girl I like not some cum dumpster escort I don’t know.

Maybe I’ll just ask her to hang out and then ask in person.
 
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CUCK ALERT
 
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I once offered my ex drug dealer $1000 to sleep with her. She poisoned my drugs!!!
Lol kidding, nah....she denied me and we stopped talking.
 
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I'm sorry sharkman but you cant be doing this shit brah,
You need to find another way to satisfy your needs.
 
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Just fuck an escort
 
Bump
 
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no fap while being a incel is a recipe for going er/full rapist
 
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If you are better looking than her, she may want to pay you.

What makes her Subhuman? What Celeb or Ethot wold you compare her to? What made you sprung on her in the first place??
 
If you are better looking than her, she may want to pay you.

What makes her Subhuman? What Celeb or Ethot wold you compare her to? What made you sprung on her in the first place??
She already rejected me when I asked her on a date so no

As I got to know her I started liking her
 
I once offered my ex drug dealer $1000 to sleep with her. She poisoned my drugs!!!
Lol kidding, nah....she denied me and we stopped talking.
LOL. How subhuman do you have to be for her to do that
 
why not fap or pay for escort
 
LOL. How subhuman do you have to be for her to do that

Well yes, at the time I truly was subhuman. I had no concept of looksmaxing or style.
Aside from that though, I can see why she said no...I think most women take offense if you offer money for sex.
Most women are no prostitutes.

**The more you know**
 
At this point, just trying to talk to her would be harassment. So, just go for it.
 
offer 300$
 
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Lol instead of paying that bitch ,pay all your surgeries...
 
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I used to think like that. I used to have ideal women in my head I wanted to sleep with.
Now I only chase women that show clear interest in me. Works 100% better than chasing someone who doesn't even know you exist.
 
Well yes, at the time I truly was subhuman. I had no concept of looksmaxing or style.
Aside from that though, I can see why she said no...I think most women take offense if you offer money for sex.
Most women are no prostitutes.

**The more you know**
1k tho
 

It really doesn't matter how much money was offered to her, she had unusually strong principles. Which is hilarious because she wasn't even attractive. I just wanted to lose my virginity at the time to any woman who wasn't fat.
She was a PSL3 head/face wise.

In hindsight I'm enthralled that she said no to me. I would have regretted that so much.
 
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If you offer to pay for sex your saying that your not worthy and that she is a whore. Not gonna work op. Girls think different.
 
If you offer to pay for sex your saying that your not worthy and that she is a whore. Not gonna work op. Girls think different.

But she already knows that he is not worthy and that she is a whore. I think that it's worth the shot. Go for $300.
 
I once offered my ex drug dealer $1000 to sleep with her. She poisoned my drugs!!!
Lol kidding, nah....she denied me and we stopped talking.
So you were gonna pay your drug dealer 1000$ to fuck your oneitis? Why would you do that? You wouldn't be able to watch yourself get cucked because you guys weren't together.
 
So you were gonna pay your drug dealer 1000$ to fuck your oneitis? Why would you do that? You wouldn't be able to watch yourself get cucked because you guys weren't together.

I was going to pay her $1000 just to lose my virginity at the time. She wasn't anyone special, I didn't love her or desire her sexually even. I just wanted to lose my v card desperately back then. That was literally over 10 years ago. (I'm 27)
I'm good now though, lol.
 
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Bro this isn't .co
 

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