I wish I was able to speak when I was born so I could tell my doctor to suffocate me to death

[Vermilioncore]

I wish I came out of the womb with a full vocabulary, looked at the doctor and said “kill me”. And upon seeing the horror in my newborn face, he would take my infantile body and throw me from the window whereupon my body would splat like an egg. Call that shit humpy dumpty 2

 

[Gonthar]

Lol, this reminds me of The Butterfly Effect(2004)....There's this guy, that can somehow travel in time with the power of his mind, back to earlier stages of his life and choose to do things differently...
In the alternate ending of the movie he concludes that it would have been better if he simply wouldn't exist at all anymore, so he strangles himself with the umbilical cord before he is even born.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Lol, this reminds me of The Butterfly Effect(2004)....There's this guy, that can somehow travel in time with the power of his mind, back to earlier stages of his life and choose to do things differently...
In the alternate ending of the movie he concludes that it would have been better if he simply wouldn't exist at all anymore, so he strangles himself with the umbilical cord before he is even born.

Good thinking from that faggot I’d do the same

 

[cytoplasm]

You as a fetus

 

[Deleted member 49926]

same

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Lol, this reminds me of The Butterfly Effect(2004)....There's this guy, that can somehow travel in time with the power of his mind, back to earlier stages of his life and choose to do things differently...
In the alternate ending of the movie he concludes that it would have been better if he simply wouldn't exist at all anymore, so he strangles himself with the umbilical cord before he is even born.

real shit. another normie gone
in the alternative universe where he’s dead his wife is still getting railed her son still incel and jews still jewing

 

[Alt Number 3]

if u said that, he wouldve submitted you to mensa.

 

[Alt Number 3]

or like whatever facility that accomedates 1 day old speaking babies institution

 

[Gonthar]

Good thinking from that faggot I’d do the same

Lol, that's Ashton Kutcher, in an alternate timeline he ends up as a popular guy in a sorority house with naked girls around him....It's sad we can't turn back time in real life and do things differently.

 

[LevantinePsycho]

he wouldn't do it anyways